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Bendy Dick 

The retard who jerks off in ASL
"Yo, where the fuck is Bendy Dick?"
Bendy Dick by The Second Faggot November 6, 2023
Zarita is tall. She can give you nba baby. She's nice n yeah. And she's tall. We call her Z. She is also very tall. Z is also smart not just tall. AAAnd she's tall. And she has woman hands because they belong to a woman.
Damn Zarita is tall.
Zarita by Chitto April 25, 2021

Tardwagon 

n.

1. The short bus which carries mentally handicapped individuals to school.
"It's bad enough that I'm already late to class, but now I'm stuck behind the tardwagon."
Tardwagon by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005
(n.) A poo induced by eating an excessive quantity of dunkaroos.
The pride I had for my impromptu dessert of chocolate teddy grahams dipped in leftover cake icing quickly turned into a mound of regret, embodied by my memorable dunkapoo.
dunkapoo by Sherlock Holmes III December 16, 2012

dot cotton 

Dot Cottons Mouth

The Gary Glitter, the nick, the tradesmans, the anus, the nipsy
"Yeeeeoooooouch" howled Tarquin as the saddle came off his bike as he sat down.
"That bloody metal pole stabbed me right in Dot Cottons Mouth!"
dot cotton by Brandist September 30, 2006
Somebody with soft hits, not a fighter.
"Yo, I fought that dude and he had the muffin!"
"That nigga is a muffin, he don't want no smoke."
Muffin by prettyboyfay December 4, 2018
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