shits and giggles

excitement gained from an often simple action or occurence; often used to explain reason in response to a stupid question.

Tom: "why the hell did you do that?"
Sue: "just for shits and giggles." (aka, just for the hell of it)

shits and giggles by Annie B. June 8, 2004

sheldoning

To have to deal with somone that will never be happy with what you do for them, and try and get it for less next time.

You would think she is jewish the way she was sheldoning me.

sheldoning by ima cheepskate August 16, 2007

Oofity

Oofity is another word to use for amazing or just a word to use when you don't know what else to say

That's absolutely oofity!

Oofity by Junkinmytoddlerstrunk November 6, 2018

Clim

A apparatus that stretches out the penis.

Hey I think i'm going to use the Clim today.

YO my gym has a new Clim machine, I think i'ma check it out

Clim by CLIM June 3, 2015

Pretzel

A dry and pretentious person, a pretzel is used as a metaphor. This is because pretzel snacks have pretended to be the healthier alternative to potato chips for years, when in fact, then have more calories per gram. Pretzels are also dry and flavorless; this matches the description of a person perfectly. Furthermore, pretzels are usually salted; a salty person is usually unpleasant.

The captain of the football team is such a pretzel. He think he's king, but the only reason the talentless wretch got on the team is because the coach is his dad. And I suppose that's why he's captain, too.

Pretzel by Yo Damn Face's What December 14, 2010

Monstraphobia

A fear of monsters

Open the lights please? I have monstraphobia

Monstraphobia by ET creator November 29, 2024

Sock time

Sock time usually occurs before, during or after the act of copulation whereby a person engaging in sexual intercourse has stripped completely naked, bar for their socks.

When you or your partner realise this, there is often a strong feeling of both stupidity and disdain.

Sammy - "Every time I have ever had sex, I have always had my socks on."

Rosco - "You mean you were trapped in sock time?"

Sammy - "Yeah, but I don't think she realised it, so it's okay. Besides, it kept my toes warm."

Sock time by Jono Carrzilla November 23, 2010

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