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Urban Dictionary

hypocrite 

a person who says one thing then does the opposite of that thing, or something other than that thing

a word often used when talking politics, but shouldn't be taken seriously.

EVERYONE is a hypocrite. hypocrisy is inevitable.
speaker A: "Wow, George Bush is a hypocrite!"
speaker B: "Wow, you are too!"
hypocrite by star234gurl June 26, 2006
Yeah he's the typical blonde barbie type of guy, but he's a lying slutty bastard who loves drama more than his family! He'll defend bad people and will never apologize for the evil crap he has done behind your back!
"Chase is really out here trying to ruin my life!"
"I wouldn't trust chase's life with chase, he'll end himself just to spite me!"
"oh is that chase over there??? LMAO gurl bye! 👋 "
Chase by Isabella Black November 28, 2018

slusband 

slacker husband
A worthless loser who sponges off of his wife.
I feel so bad for her because her slusband sits around smoking weed and playing ps2 all day.
slusband by PJJ August 12, 2007

G-Status 

aka Gangsta Status, or your level of Gangstaness.
Tupac's G-Status is a 10, while Ja Rule's is a 0.5

Oh shit, my G-Status just dropped to a 7
G-Status by Eric Ruiz June 23, 2003
old school Roland sequencer like the 303
Everybody gettin’ down, make no mistake. Nothing sounds quite like an 808
808 by SchmuckyTheCat May 8, 2003
A really bushy kinda guy
Jebriel has forest under his longjohns
Jebriel by barge1 January 7, 2022
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