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Reluctance Length 

The specific length of a persons beard (or hair) which makes them reluctant to cut it off as they have never experienced such a length. Or, because they feel that their beard has become important to them, like it's their child.

Note: Often occurs in teenagers and young adults who are notoriously shit at growing beards and tend to cling desperately to any facial hair they can muster.
Ben: Man, your beard is disgusting!
Pete: Yeah I know, but it's reached reluctance length so I can't cut it off yet.
Ben: Gross.
Reluctance Length by howlongjizz September 25, 2010
when you wear black and cuss on discord.com with a anime profile picture and you cry to people for non existing help.
Emo by antiverts June 24, 2021

Jewish champagne 

Last defined from the legendary, Ricky Powell, it‘s another word for Seltzer or Sparkling water.
Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Bartender: “Coming right up!”

Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
Jewish champagne by Willy Soul October 12, 2023
Combination of the words "pretty" and "funky", as if you were to say, pretty funky, you say prunky.
That labradoodle is prunky!
Prunky by Diimari January 12, 2008
wow Karissa is uglyful!
uglyful by thekkid January 7, 2017

Urban Dictionary 

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