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National Nut on your friend day 

February 15 a Day where you nut on your friend
Hey kyle i heard you regret not participating in National nut on your friend day
Mediocre musicians (ie: indy suburbanites) that upload their own mp3's to their iPod to boost self confidence, fill absentee sex life and gain momentary crediblity among endangered cliques.
Dude, I walked into my little brother's room yesterday and caught him iFlogging again to his rendition of "Loretta's Scars".
iFlogger by The Dirt Necklace August 26, 2005
do you wish to accompany me to poopism church. on easter we have a easter turd hunt
poopism by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004

Dirty Arsen 

Dirty Arsen is when a boy called Arsen takes a massive line of ket and cums on someone’s face screaming black lives matter
I just done a dirty Arsen to that Jessica she’s broke up with me now
Dirty Arsen by Dirtyarsen June 7, 2020

bourgeois construct 

Love is a bourgeois construct

So I’ve given up on the bourgeoisie

Like all their aspirations, it’s a fantasy
- Pet Shop Boys
LITERALLY th coolest, most awesomest, SWEETEST person in th ENTIRE WORLD/GALAXY.
person 1: “damn did u see brook ovr there?”
person 2: “yea she’s so cool n awesome, i wanna b her friend so bad”
person 3: “i heard she saved 50 cats too in 1 day. She’s so sweet ^_^”
brook by sug4rdoll April 10, 2023
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