skittltipz
skittltipz by Grammy Jones June 15, 2020
Urban Dictionary
WisconsinCumCicle
The act of cumming inside a condom and shitting in it after eating an outrageous amount of cheese letting it sit in your freezer for multiple days
WisconsinCumCicle by Rensiballsack July 1, 2025
honkey dick
Hey ladies! "Yeah?" Hey ladies! "Yeah?" Do you want a guy with an average dick? "Hell no!" "Honkey dick!"
honkey dick by Papi Chulo 1973 December 11, 2017
cock smack
Adj. cocksmack is a person who thinks he is hardcore and acts all tough basicaly an asshole on a higher level.
Noun. Usually Cops in rich suburban areas that have nothing better to do but sit at a corner and give rolling stop sign ticket violations and break up high school parties.
Noun. Usually Cops in rich suburban areas that have nothing better to do but sit at a corner and give rolling stop sign ticket violations and break up high school parties.
- A guy walks into the room looks around like hes a hardass and doesnt talk to anyone.
John: Look at that fucking cock smack !
Tyrone: i know.
- Cop pulls you over because you went 5mph over the speed limit, or because you did a rolling stop on a stop sign.
Cop: Do you know what you did son ?
Tim: umm no, i honestly dont officer.
Cop: you didnt stop on that fucken stop sign !
Tim: uhhh okay im sorry.
Cop: What are you on drugs ?
Tim: uhh no officer, i just didnt really see anyone going so i deciede that.
Cop: (radio) i need back up we have a r-04 over here possibly DUI
Tim: uhh.. officer i told you im not on any type of drugs
... and it continues on next thing you know u have 4 cop cars pulling over some dumb teenager for a rolling stop.
John: Look at that fucking cock smack !
Tyrone: i know.
- Cop pulls you over because you went 5mph over the speed limit, or because you did a rolling stop on a stop sign.
Cop: Do you know what you did son ?
Tim: umm no, i honestly dont officer.
Cop: you didnt stop on that fucken stop sign !
Tim: uhhh okay im sorry.
Cop: What are you on drugs ?
Tim: uhh no officer, i just didnt really see anyone going so i deciede that.
Cop: (radio) i need back up we have a r-04 over here possibly DUI
Tim: uhh.. officer i told you im not on any type of drugs
... and it continues on next thing you know u have 4 cop cars pulling over some dumb teenager for a rolling stop.
cock smack by Rodney Y December 28, 2005
carragan
carragan by gerogepogy August 28, 2022
check thyself before thy wreck thyself
also known as the 11th commandment, it is a sentence used when someone makes a fool of someone for something that also applies to them.
also a great advice.
many variations exist, like:
"check yourself before you wreck yourself"
or the more correct version of this one :
"check thine self before thou wreck thine self"
also a great advice.
many variations exist, like:
"check yourself before you wreck yourself"
or the more correct version of this one :
"check thine self before thou wreck thine self"
example 1.
ghost 1: - "man ghosts sucks"
ghosts 2: - "you know you're a ghost right?"
ghost 1: - "holy ghost! you're right"
ghost 2: - "check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
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example 2:
online scrub - "you're grammar sucks"
online proud fedora owner - " *your* check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
ghost 1: - "man ghosts sucks"
ghosts 2: - "you know you're a ghost right?"
ghost 1: - "holy ghost! you're right"
ghost 2: - "check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
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example 2:
online scrub - "you're grammar sucks"
online proud fedora owner - " *your* check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
check thyself before thy wreck thyself by count philosopher July 11, 2016