Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

Mikey Mitchell by CGA September 24, 2008

Apple Sauce

The act of opening a container of apple sauce and pouring a line of it starting just below the belly button of a female, and going down until you reach just above the Vaginal Area and then licking the apple sauce off of the female slowly in the same sequence in which the apple sauce was applied. This is usually followed by performing oral sex on the female.

Person 1: Dude, Kate came over to my house last night when my parents weren't home.

Person 2: Did you get some from her?

Person 1: Hell Yeah we made out then i totally apple sauced her.

Person 2: How was it?

Person 1: It was great I used Strawberry. Delicious

Apple Sauce by I Chink Im Cool November 28, 2011

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flying penis

when a guy slaps a girl with his boner

damn that bitch, im going to give her a FLYING PENIS that will teach her not to bite my left testicle off

flying penis by Bill Fang June 22, 2009

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Lachlan

Is an awesome human being with a massive penis! He is fast and the best at short and long distance. He has an amazing body, decent hair, really nice eyes, peng facial structure, jawline that could cut you if you touch it, peng eyebrows.
He is a trustworthy person who will do anything for his friend even if it means death.

He is a guy u can always trust will everything.

Lachlan is AWESOME!!

Lachlan by BobMartinJR February 12, 2017