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Kedern2223 

A rather nasty blister loccated in an extremely embarrasing place, usually septic, putrid and full of black maggots. Not to be confused with a person.
"why are you walking like that?"
"I have a kedern and it's really bugging me"
"dude, you should get that removed in a costly surgical procedure"
Kedern2223 by Elastor! April 15, 2005

Pump Muffin 

A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.
Alright, we got the three slam pieces, Jim, you got the pump muffin
Pump Muffin by ElKeeblerElf October 2, 2010
Like Ohmfug.
ohmfug by anonymousiness January 23, 2004

Frozen Garden Snake 

When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.
My x girlfriend is so lonely that she uses a frozen garden snake every night.
Frozen Garden Snake by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

Pushing D 

Not valid and has no bitches
The person name Juan is Pushing D

kiddie crap 

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!
kiddie crap by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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