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Married twice, 9 children, not living with parents
"After paying alimony, that jegger has no dosh left for buying choons."
jegger by Japester August 22, 2007
The verb form of perty, similar to pretty
Im about to purdify this bike.
purdify by bexcycor November 25, 2024

American Football 

A fictional sport from the "Friday Night Lights" universe. Originally a book by H.G. Bissinger, it was also adapted into a movie and TV series. The sport itself is mostly nonsense, but an american organization, the NFL, saw fit to to interpret it for use in the real world. It is believed that the acronym NFL was created by scrambling the letters of FNL. Unlike FNL, the NFL is unscripted. This has been received negatively by critics who came to love the characterizations and plot lines in FNL. Most people are patiently awaiting the day that the NFL is cancelled and FNL is renewed.
American Football was better in the book.
BADASS DUDE WHO CAN KICK ANYONE ASS ANYDAY. HAS MORE BIG BALL ENERGY THAN DWAYNE ROCK JOHNSON. HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN DEMARCUS
YOU SHOULD TRY TO BE MORE LIKE. Casean
Casean by SOCK Oprah April 4, 2021

Sneaky zekey 

Bro can I get some of them sneaky zekeys to slipp into this fire girls drink
Sneaky zekey by DickSlapper0627 June 17, 2018
Ajil aka Alpha god is the pinnacle of human success . Ajil's are known for their exceptional physique and for topping life . Ripped beyond belief and incredibly muscular , ajil is a beast.
Damn there goes our Ajil ..... where comes such another :/
Ajil by L23K24D3 July 4, 2011
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