Gregg

Gregg is a scammer, he will fuck his friends over. Then he will make you them feel like it’s their fault. He eats his boogers while he drives. Treats women like shit. He will let girls pay for everything. Refuses to get a job. Owes an ungodly amount of back child support. The biggest disappointment is the micro penis. Beware of Gregg’s they can sell an Eskimo ice and only keep people around him if it benefits him in someway. He’s a goofy dresser with his holy shirts shorts with long socks and boots. Gregg is a fuck boy. Gregg will steal your tractor and your calves.

Did you see this Gregg over here riding his wife’s pay check?

Gregg by Superman sucks July 31, 2021

scoobly

Adj. a person who looks dirty like that slut in the street who does heroine.

Eddie: Hey Allan, want to barrow some lotion?

Allan: Why?

Eddie: Because you be looking like a scoobly ass nigga with that ashy ass skin!

scoobly by EDDIEXDPSN November 19, 2013

Angry Serpant

When a girl is giving a guy upside down head off the edge of a bed and right before he finishes, he pulls his dick out of her mouth and proceeds to hit her in the face with his spurting love muscle. Used as a sword-like stabbing motion.

Grayson gave me an Angry Serpant last night! I'm blind in my left eye now!

Angry Serpant by ThomasTheTrainEngine January 12, 2010

Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.

You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?

Walmart Song by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023

Big arm

A strong throwing arm, especially in American football.

Dang, Mahomes got a big arm. He just threw it 60 yards!

Big arm by Marchex Dave November 17, 2019

bald mango

If someone is getting on your nerves and you don’t want to cuss them off, you call them a “bald mango.” This term first originated from “Hamilton in a nutshell act 1” when Hamilton called Gorge Washington a bald mango.

Your friend Joe keeps stealing your pencil. Since you are a child of Jesus you don’t want to cuss him off so you turn around and say: “Joe, stop being so annoying you bald mango”

Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”

bald mango by Ugly peach May 31, 2018

trifling

Trifling is to be sneaky, shady, snoopy, and out of pocket. Your utrustworthy, shallow, and your behavior is always suspicious. You can be found hiding in closets, outsides of closed doors and in your best friends boyfriends bed. You are unimportant, ghetto, and slutty. You will lie, deny and pry! Your favorite animal is the Serpent, because you admire him.

"I found that trifling bitch in my boyfriends house rifling through his shit, and she tells me she was just there waiting for me!"

trifling by SKYDOG November 4, 2015

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