Finger hat

It’s simple, just a funny and different way to say fingernails.

Man, when I get home I really need to clip my finger hats

Finger hat by Scayr3d July 28, 2021

Toilet Bowl

A Football game that has two very bad teams going against each other.

Commentator: “Good evening, everyone! Tonight we have the 2-8 New England Patriots taking on the 3-8 New York Giants!

Fan: This game is going to be a very bad toilet bowl.

Toilet Bowl by Walker26 November 20, 2023

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January 14

January 14th is national kiss your crush day! You are allowed to kiss them on this day so DON'T WASTE IT

January 14 is so cool, im gonna kiss him today i promise

January 14 by Greystorb January 13, 2022

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cum keyboard

A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.

Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"

cum keyboard by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018