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catwampus 

1. Describing an object or movement, with the first part out of line with the second part.
2. The motion of a vehicle which has the front axle alignment slightly offset from the back axle alignment, causing the vehicle to track diagonally as it moves down the road.
3. The motion of an any animal that runs or moves with its body slightly diagonal to the forward direction, similar to a cat.
4. Parts out of alignment.
5. Something that just doesn't work out.
6. A crooked object.
7. A haphazard arrangment of things.
8. A wildcat in the Tennessee woods.

Pronunciation: cat-a-wom-puss (or) cat' whom-puss

Catwampus is usually preceded by the words "run", "went", "slightly", or "kinda".

Origin: From the word Wampus, a Tennessee and Kentucky hillbilly slang name for the legendary mountain lion or wildcat. Wildcats run fast with their hind legs very offset to one side from their front legs. They are often afraid of humans and therefore are often viewed from the rear as they are running away.

Also spelled: cat'wampus, cat-wampus, cattywampus, catawampus, caddywampus, catawompas, caddywhampus, catterwampus, catterwhompus.
"The 18 wheeler semi tractor trailer truck drove catwampus down the highway because the trailer wheels were not aligned well."

"The project went catwampus because the workers and the management just didn't see eye to eye."

"The picture on the wall was slightly catwampus after the storm."

"The wagon wheel ran catwampus after hitting a rock when the horses were spooked."
catwampus by Bonnie Crystal October 21, 2007

Erm mha gherd 

When something is so unexplainbly cute/adorable that you can't help but outburst with "Erm mha gherd."
*notices a baby-kitten* "ERM MHA GHERD"
Erm mha gherd by Kai Isuko June 22, 2018

Flower boy 

A guy who attracts the "bees"(girls) .
Damn,dude's making them all em chicks crazy for him

Yh.
Hes a flower boy
Flower boy by Sucasa May 30, 2018

smoopies 

noun, plural.
Any of the purplish, furry, kernel-like creatures inhabiting desert-like areas. Quite small in size; are known for their love for cartwheels and blowing in the wind like tumbleweed.
Smoopies are so cute!!
smoopies by thesmoopy March 8, 2009

sthffanie 

An intelligent hard worker and beautiful person
Idk how to put sthffanie in a sentence :)
sthffanie by Bella_unicorn13 January 20, 2021

Danielle 

Danielle is a very beautiful girl but doesn't know it. She is a very bright person and you will love her when you get too know her. She's never shy and always stands up for self. Yes she can be annoying at times but she's the best person in the world she ALWAYS knows how to make someone laugh even when there sad. You will ALWAYS see her smiling even when she's sad. She badass and will do anything if you mess with her friends especially her best friend. Danielle is Danielle her own unique person and doesn't pretend to be someone else♡.
Guy1: Dude I think I like Danielle

Guy2:Tell her
Guy1: Nah I'm just gonna pretend I don't like her hahaha

Girl1:Damn bitch you see Danielles fight

Girl2: Yessss girl I seen that shit she beat her ass
(girl that got her ass beat walks in)
Girl1:Damn look that's the girl that got her ass beat

Girl2: Danielle fucked her up look she busted her lip and gave her a black eye Lol
Danielle by bitch_😻😻 September 16, 2017
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