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Colorguard 

in high school- a group of fat ugly cows that was rejected from any sort of cheerleading, dance team, or theatre, and wish to be accepted to some sort of group, so they hang out with all the other hideous rejects by getting together and parading around a football field twirling flags and annoying the drumline and usually taking points away from a superior band because they're so uncoordinated that can't move their hands and walk at the same time. every now and then, there is a pretty and skinny girl who does colorguard because her instrument isn't in a marching band; ie oboe, bassoon, etc.

college level and above- a group of highly skilled and extremely attractive girls and maybe a gay guy who leave audiences in awe with the art of flag twirling.
in highschool, colorguard is a joke. whenever they run by, the drumline always yells, "STAMPEDE!"

in college, the colorguard is made up of a bunch of hotties in sexy outfits. they also twirl flags really well.
Colorguard by butterfinger November 14, 2005

Cotton Candi 

Cotton Candi is slang for Pure form of Etizolam ( benzodiazepine analog) known for it's similarities to xanax

It is an anti anxiety medication originating in India and japan

It's slang name deprives from the etizest brand known for it's high quality and hot pink color
Eric : dude I just wana get high and float on some pink clouds of cotton candi
Cotton Candi by 585brave August 25, 2014

Rignfling 

Placing a speaker up your anus and vibrating it to moans. The sensation leads to ejaculation.
I was alone so I decided it was a good idea to go rignfling
Rignfling by Chigglebutt jones September 19, 2025

mr hoover 

an absolute god, he is one of the best band teachers out there. someday that vein is gonna pop and the trumpets are going die, but until then its all fun and games!!!!!

lots of people think he is cute(gross) and people mistake him for a student.
dude mr hoover is such a cool teacher
mr hoover i dont wanna practice my flute please forgive me
A curse, a sin, anything of nefarious nature.
"Hey, what did you think of my speech yesterday?"
"It was such a topamy!"
Topamy by etymologicious July 2, 2023
A big ass cock

- man bro let me suck your BBNC please!!
BBNC by Baby duck man October 17, 2020

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