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Shout out to all the pears 

The way to lose weight as instructed by Rick Ross.
Tyrone: Man, how do I lose weight?

Rick Ross: All ya gotta do is shout out to all the pears! I eat pears and shit like that.
Dudes and chicks that hang out together, either in couples or groups, usually to go shopping or have dinner parties, wihout ever actually shagging.

Something you need to avoid becoming when slow-playing a bitch.

derived from the 1985 Joel Schumacher film St Elmo's Fire
"Jesus Si, haven't you nailed that bitch yet?"
"No man. She's got me down as some kind of fucking Elmo"
Elmo by El Moses August 23, 2005

saberjack 

When something is so horrible that there are no words to describe it.
Yo Dunn did you hear that the 40 joint down the street got robbed? "Yea I did nigga...thats a real saberjack"!
saberjack by Mayble Chote September 19, 2011

Buffalo Bill 

the awful sensation of fire from down below is caused when any food you have consumed contains excessive amounts of fast moving "picante" sludge to explode from your ass.

some side effects include the fact that if powerful enough "picante" turds in liquid form fly from between tiolet and seat and hit bathroom walls or anything that is unfourtinute to be in the way for that matter.

taco bell anyone?
call me "buffalo bill" dude, the spirit of the old west just ran through my bowels

Women's Rights

Women's rights are synonymous with human rights.

Resistance to oppression is a moral obligation, and a necessity for the preservation of self and society.

Fun fact: The catalyst behind the woman's rights movement is the exploitative structures of dominance and civil injustice woman have faced throughout written history.
Heck yeah Women's Rights ! I'm really a nice chic :) I swear!
Women's Rights by Tarantelia May 16, 2017

Tangible tangerines

Sucking a mans pelvic regain while he is eating tangerines
Tangible tangerines
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