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Frustrated eye rubbing emoji 

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.
Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."
A word used between close (usually female) friends instead of their real name, which creates a sense of bonding and warmth.

Nothing to do with small smegs
''Alright, Smeglet? How's your athlete's foot today?''

Helen, you smeglet how the devil are you?
Smeglet by just putting my eyes in February 7, 2010
A person who acts like a super dummy, but you always love them anyways. Unfortunately.
Girl: YOU ARE SUCH AN IDGET.
Guy: That's real mature.
Girl: YOU'RE REAL MATURE!! ..... but i still love you....
idget by Pumble-the-baby-penguin April 13, 2011
"im tryin yeah"
Yeah by Goat4l February 16, 2022
The name for a females breasts.
Look at the Tefas on her.
Tefa by Chani9 September 12, 2005

Bertastank 

The stink from boob sweat and leg chaffing products combined to form a potent biologically hazardous odor.
Alexis came home with bertastank after a long day of sailing and butt stuff.
Bertastank by Charlier2 April 12, 2025
Sending someone six texts in a row. Think double text but six.
“He wasn’t afraid to Hexitext me”
hexitext by Twiltmaster September 19, 2020
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