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Protastinator
Protastinator by GrammarNazi31 April 29, 2011
Necrophobe
Someone who has an irrational phobia/ expresses discrimination against people who are attracted (from birth or by choice) to humping stiff graveyard potatoes.
Necrophobes display their bias by excluding necrophiliacs, turning others against them, or worse, by silently shunning them. They will also gatekeep graveyards to cockblock them from spooning bones.
Necrophobes display their bias by excluding necrophiliacs, turning others against them, or worse, by silently shunning them. They will also gatekeep graveyards to cockblock them from spooning bones.
Lara: “Are you inviting Dorian to the funeral?”
Sophie: “Heavens no! You know what he’s like!”
Britney: “Shame, he’s such a catch!”
Lara: “Yeah Sophie, stop being such a necrophobe and invite him already, he’s the whole package!”
Sophie: “Heavens no! You know what he’s like!”
Britney: “Shame, he’s such a catch!”
Lara: “Yeah Sophie, stop being such a necrophobe and invite him already, he’s the whole package!”
Necrophobe by Hot-Cross Pun March 16, 2026
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