fucknob

1) A contemptible person of low intelligence.
2) A term of endearment for a person who has just done you wrong.
3) Relating a contemptible person to a sexual device in such a way as to equate such low intelligence with an inanimate object of gratification (i.e. a head with no brains).

"Oh you fucknob! You just ran into my car!"

"That Frank... he's one colossal fucknob!"

fucknob by Frank Klaune November 5, 2003

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asshole

My ex crush

Hey i had a crush on an asshole

asshole by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021

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Gemini-ing

Gemini-ing is officially a verb now. ♊️

Gemini-ing: The act of two Geminis meeting and immediately talking nonstop, oversharing, flirting, getting weirdly comfortable way too fast, and accidentally creating a whole damn connection before they’ve even had time to process it.

1. “We’ve only known each other 4 days and we’re already Gemini-ing the hell out of each other.”

2. “She and him have only known each other four days and they're already Gemini-ing.”

Gemini-ing by Chashew September 6, 2026

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Penalty Merchant

A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21

Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant

Penalty Merchant by Libelllula December 31, 2021

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Dirk

A grouchy old man that lives to get in everyone else's business. Dirk likes to yell at people for driving too faste "kickin up dust." Dirk is entitled, and believes that he should be allowd to do donuts in the road on his tractor without looking for traffic first.

The whole neighborhood hates Dirk. He's a bitter old man.

Dirk by FireSpring August 8, 2020