When a person is so drunk that they wet the
bed at
night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts
shame, awkwardness, and confusion.
John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last
night?"
Chris: "No, man. What's up?"
John: "He blacked out,
took this girl home, and woke up in a
total pee spoon."