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Word by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii11 June 9, 2020
Urban Dictionary
Kevin
An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.
Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
Kevin by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021
dirty nevan
A beautiful and attractive guy that has a unique style. Always brings good vibes and is someone that is lit to be around.
dirty nevan by you know the vibes May 6, 2020
Kärring
Swedish term for the English word"hag" or "Karen".
Usually describes a miserable, lonley, bitter Swedish woman over the age of 45, who terrorizes young people (usually female and/or with immigrant background) at work.
They love spreading negativity, starting fake rumours, and creating drama. They have worked at the same place for years and are hard to get rid of if you're an employer.
Due to the pension age in Sweden, workers and costumers have to just endue them, even if a Kärring is showing signs of severe mental decline and is not fit to work.
Usually describes a miserable, lonley, bitter Swedish woman over the age of 45, who terrorizes young people (usually female and/or with immigrant background) at work.
They love spreading negativity, starting fake rumours, and creating drama. They have worked at the same place for years and are hard to get rid of if you're an employer.
Due to the pension age in Sweden, workers and costumers have to just endue them, even if a Kärring is showing signs of severe mental decline and is not fit to work.
Scenario 1:
Happy young woman: Hi, I'd like to buy this top, are there any XS sizes available?
Kärring: XS? Have something to eat instead!
**Awkward silence**
Kärring: I was just kidding, or was I?
*smiles broadly to show yellowing, rotting teeth*
I will check if we have it in stock for you, princess.
Scenario 2:
Happy young woman with immigrant background: Hi, sorry to bother you, I'm new at the job, can I ask where room 34B is?
Kärring: *looks up and down* can I ask you something?
Young woman: Uh, yes but I'm in a hurry.
Kärring: Where are you from?
*Long conversation about immigration*
Young woman: I'm really late for my meeting, can you tell me where room 34B is?
Kärring: *smiles broadly showing yellow, rotting teeth* I have no idea sweetie, ask the janitor.
Happy young woman: Hi, I'd like to buy this top, are there any XS sizes available?
Kärring: XS? Have something to eat instead!
**Awkward silence**
Kärring: I was just kidding, or was I?
*smiles broadly to show yellowing, rotting teeth*
I will check if we have it in stock for you, princess.
Scenario 2:
Happy young woman with immigrant background: Hi, sorry to bother you, I'm new at the job, can I ask where room 34B is?
Kärring: *looks up and down* can I ask you something?
Young woman: Uh, yes but I'm in a hurry.
Kärring: Where are you from?
*Long conversation about immigration*
Young woman: I'm really late for my meeting, can you tell me where room 34B is?
Kärring: *smiles broadly showing yellow, rotting teeth* I have no idea sweetie, ask the janitor.
Kärring by TedNugentKYS June 28, 2023