A Shwabbie is the act of one's finger having been placed between their own buttocks long enough to allow the inner stinch to attach to the finger but not close enough to gather fecal matter, then swabbing said finger across the upper lip of a fellow friend as to transfer one's buttocks inner stinch to one's friend's upper lip; and then saying out loud, "Shwabbie"

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The state of being extremely smug.

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A person who gets a lot of shit from frat/jock/scum because theyre ex girlfriends are all fucking skaters. Skateboarders also get a lot of hate because the frat/jock/scum cant skateboard so in turn they just talk shit. Frat Jock Scum is just upset because theyre too dumb and fucking muscular to skate and they cant just tackle into someone like a dickface.....besides why would those dudes wanna skate anyway no one in skateboarding likes dave mathews or OAR . Skateboarders are generally sincere,honest, hardworking kids and the ones who are fuck ups arent really skateboarders becuase if they were real skateboarders they would be skateing instead of fucking up. ANd if anyone has anything bad to say you can contact me and come over my house and watch your girl suck me off. WOOD PUSHERS FUCKING UNITE BITCHES.

a creature that is possibly one of the best things the human race has witnessed.