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Urban Dictionary

Grovel Novel 

The facebook/msn/aim/aol/email message you sent to the girl/guy you like that you really screwed up with by being over zealous and telling them you like them way too early, and then responded like a total douchebag because they don't share your premature feelings of like/love/lust and are now grovelling for their forgiveness.
Jack: man I screwed up and told her I like her

John: man you just met her 2 days ago..what did she say?

Jack: she said she didn't know how she felt so I told her off

John: you're stupid, you better apologise.

Jack: already on it. Wrote her a grovel novel on facebook.
Grovel Novel by Theidian November 6, 2009
someone far too old to be clubbing (club unc)
look at this fucking clunc behind you, why is he staring?
clunc by biscuitsucker November 28, 2025

Ambitious Visionary 

1. having or showing a strong desire and determination to plan a future filled with success
That girl Believes in being ambitious visionary.

Semenated 

another word for jizzed or busted a nut
I jut semenated all over her face.
Semenated by sspurv March 15, 2017

The Cocker Spaniel 

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.
Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.
The Cocker Spaniel by nomanbags April 2, 2010

Cupcake Nigga

When your round friend isn't living up to your expectations.
"You da biggest boi in dis joint, man. You should be destroying all deez posers, but you ain't nothing but a cupcake nigga."
Cupcake Nigga by Gert August 5, 2017

Anchoring Jake 

Using a Item anally that is attached to a string , chain , and / or ribbon and attaching it to a inanimate object to restrain the individual from movement .

A sexual term used to describe a position .
We were experimenting with each others body and I decided to give him a anchoring jake. He was brought to a instant euphoria knowing he was anchored to the bed.
Anchoring Jake by mjp9348 December 7, 2018
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