national ask your crush out day (dont be scared)

Andrew is a short pale person that got vibe checked in the head so hard he only knows how to say one phrase. His favorite daily activity is biting his unmentionables really hard and then crying for an hour, occasionally licking the blood off. He also has stomach cancer because of all of the Windex banana milkshakes he makes. His favorite meal is a mix of horse thighs and the souls of redheaded people (he's the one that steals them)

Anything you love, everyone loves cake!

Noun: An object, of which the name is totally lost, used most commonly by someone who is seriously confused or really, really very tired.

Decendants from an island in the Pacific Ocean called Samoa. Some people call them the "Happy People" for their out-going nature. Samoan are mostly cheerful and have a great sense of humor. On the other hand, you could get your ass easily beat if you piss them off! Samoans are also the "cousin" of Tongans.

A Mexican woman raised in Southern Cali with exquisite eyes and a mouth like a sailor. Also rad video chat, great sex and extremely funny personality. Off the charts cray cray and triple D breast loves Cuervo.