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A very amazing nice person
Ryeleigh is cool and always nice and just wants peace
ryeleigh by Dallydestructo March 3, 2022

german baking tray 

When you get cookie mix, brownie mix, cake mix etc. and put it up somebody's butt and have anal sex.
Hey, if you say that one more time I will make you a German Baking Tray!

Hey, wanna make brownies? You can be the German Baking Tray.

Cop Blocker 

Someone who stops a member of the police from getting sex
Cop: How about you, are you in a relationship
Hot Tail: Not really
Cop: Well, thats a crime... You should take this (hands over contact card) just in case you remember anything else
Cop's Partner: OK, thank you very much
Cop: Even if you just, y'know, want to talk or
Cop's Partner: OK, I'm going to take this (takes the card) - its for your own security and we're gonna go
Cop: What are y'doing? I was just being a good cop! Cop Blocker!
Cop Blocker by KazUK October 20, 2011

Pi Machine

An automatic tattoo machine found in some posh shopping malls, which has been engineered for demanding geeks who have little faith in an often-error-prone, math-anxious tattooist in accurately designing the number π.
After inputting the typeface and size of the tattoo into the pi machine, Jack waits anxiously, yet excitedly, for his body art.
Pi Machine by Numerati March 17, 2026

Potatoes in your garbage 

What happens in your kitchen when you're high on shatter.
In the kitchen.

Nigel: "I'm going to put my potatoes in your garbage"

Will: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

kardin hong 

funny guy 😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍😂😂😂🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍😍😍😍😍😒✌✌✌😒🕶🕶❤🙌🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♂️😍😍😎📌📌📌🤍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
kardin hong by dave23ty74uv April 11, 2023