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blossoming onion 

when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits
"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."
blossoming onion by MCNEEL February 28, 2008

The Magical Plant 

Noun, Mary Jane, Weed, Marijauna, Pot, whatever you want to call it.
Weed makes you feel good and usually takes all the pain away, thus making a it the magical plant, it isn't like tobacco, because it's not addictive. It brings friends around to smoke together, and even occasionally pets.
Do you know any other plant that can do that?
That's why weed is the magical plant
Friend 1 "Yo man I broke my leg a week ago, I blew down some bud and i couldn't even feel it!"
Friend 2 " Really?!?"
Friend 1 " Fuck Yeah man weed? its the magical plant!"

Kentucky monkey

A cute redneck, either boy or girl, usually referring to the opposite sex.
"Damn Jim, you see that Kentucky monkey working the drive thru? Cute."
Kentucky monkey by Adelante September 6, 2007
Fater, Darth Vader's lesser known cousin. Has a high pitched voice, is tall and lanky, uses the phrase "Who's your daddy"
My Lord Vader is your lesser none cousin Fater coming over for dinner?
Fater by cfunkplay December 11, 2018
One of the God's greatest invention as a human version. He should be demi-god and rule different planets but due to his innocence and kindness, he chose to be a simple human guy and appreciate everyone around him. His humbleness is one of the best quality in him.
Be a Lhendup in every aspect of life.
Lhendup by Hustler guy November 23, 2021
When Slim himself intercepts a ball while playing defensive in American football
I should've thrown the ball higher because we just got slimmed.
Slimmed by SlimBread July 3, 2022