dumby
joe wilson is a dumby because he had a chance to date the hottest/nicest girl in school, but he blew it because he is a dumby
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bae pipe
A guy that you have been having sex with for awhile and you would be your first choice bang when out on the weekends. You sometimes hang out sober if you really need to get laid.
bae pipe by UVM'sfinest July 5, 2016
power trio
power trio by Chris Cliche April 12, 2004
Pussy-22
A no-win situation in which the only way to possibly have intercourse with a woman is to submit to her ridiculous demands. Once the man submits, the woman considers him a pussy, and labels him un-fuckable.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't believe that guy is putting up with all of that bigitty bitch's bullshit. "
Guy 2: "Well, it's his only chance of ever getting laid."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she's just gonna label him un-fuckable if he gives in."
Guy 2: "What a Pussy-22!"
Guy 2: "Well, it's his only chance of ever getting laid."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she's just gonna label him un-fuckable if he gives in."
Guy 2: "What a Pussy-22!"
Pussy-22 by Jono Lives October 29, 2010
hawleytrot
haw-lee-trot
A medium-paced retreat so as not to betray panic. To run for one's life, but in a calculated nonchalant way.
Origin: @KristerJohnson citing the security video of Senator Josh Hawley jogging out of the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.
A medium-paced retreat so as not to betray panic. To run for one's life, but in a calculated nonchalant way.
Origin: @KristerJohnson citing the security video of Senator Josh Hawley jogging out of the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.
The Senator from Missouri fled the Capitol at a hawleytrot so as to avoid the violent mob he helped incite.
hawleytrot by Derpitude July 22, 2022
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corporate culture
Job security for middle management.
Middle Manager A: "Hey, check out that new entry-level guy. He was so hot for our corporate culture, I ended up hiring him for about $10,000 less than he deserved."
Middle Manager B: "Hahahahaha!"
Middle Manager A: "Yeah... best part is, whenever he starts getting pissy I make up some bullshit about web 2.0 or dot coms or whatever and he falls right back in line."
Middle Manager B: "Hahahahaha!"
Middle Manager A: "Yeah... best part is, whenever he starts getting pissy I make up some bullshit about web 2.0 or dot coms or whatever and he falls right back in line."
corporate culture by demione January 13, 2008