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Owning all the stupid little noobs on any online game.
The nazis punarded the jews and that kicked ass.
punard by Your mom May 12, 2003
I wish I were rich - The 99%
Rich by dc4028 December 27, 2011

trollfromabove 

a typical Norwegian troll living in the arctic hemisphere
OMG look at this dude talking shit to his psychiatrist and referring to Freud's "unheimlichkeit" he's totally being a trollfromabove!

Steven Colbert 

Steven Colbert by Steven Colbert. August 19, 2008
Some kind of asshole with by far the oddest name in the planet, not comparable to a Masa or anything. Manipulative, psychotic, and may have an affinity for collecting stones. Deceitful to many an extent, and can throw themselves into harms way without batting an eye. A Masca is an asshole, but a charismatic one at best. In an unrelated stance, he may like punching his hands into the rock until his hands are nothing but small black stains.
“..Ugh.”

“Are you okay, man? You’re sounding way too much like a Masca.”

“..I’m fine. Just let me go to the geological observatory with you.”

“..M-Maybe not, Joe.”
Masca by definitelynotfink November 29, 2019

Penis Handshake 

Most often encountered in an office setting where new introductions or hand shaking is prevalent.

The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.
Man 1 "I was taking a company dump the other day and I was peeping at other dudes... And this guy comes in, drains his lizard, and then walks right back out."

Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"
Penis Handshake by phopey October 5, 2011
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