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Someone who highly resembles Mr.Bean and has deep sexual interests in his younger male siblings. He also has abnormally massive ears and enjoys cursing at teachers and punching innocent women in the face for no reason. He also plays Xbox a bit too much and rapes any male and assaults any female intruders who interupts his Xboxing. Murfs usually spend their times playing 17 straight hours of black ops, subtracting the net sales, fondling with his brother's scrotum or voilently beating up women passers by. Murfs have also starred in popular movies such as Murphy Twitching and Mr.Bean's Holiday.
MURF
Murf by Earl Penisburg February 18, 2011

maryland 

) A state with about 5.5 million people. DC is partly here along with Annapolis and Baltimore. It is a state nowhere as gangsta as MA.

2) (a term that many ppl don't know about, cuz i invented it) to smoke weed, or get high. as in mary jane=weed. maryland. to be in the land or mary... A great term to use when you have random losers running amok, or when you just dont want ne1 to know.
1)

I went to Maryland to see my uncle.

2)

Pot head1: Ai, yo. I brought the weed. wanna go to maryland?
Pot head2: When?
Pothead1: You stupid fuck... RIGHT NOW!
1)

I went to Maryland to see my uncle.

2)

Pot head1: Ai, yo. I brought the weed. wanna go to maryland?
Pot head2: When?
Pothead1: You stupid fuck... RIGHT NOW!
maryland by Sebzilla May 1, 2006

square rectangle 

a term used for a Kilogram of cocaine based drug(ie. pure or cut cocaine). Often goes as a bird, a brick, a block, a key.. etcetera.
ma nig round down here know watisayin.. a straight square rectangle cost ya 17 5..know watisayin.. 18 at most. ya dig?
square rectangle by exxchangee March 13, 2008
A HUGE vagina. The type you'd expect an elephant to have.
Sharky: JESUS CHRIST, Rara has an elefanny!!
Elefanny by Lubeface. <3 January 18, 2010

poopie trim

anal sex; "getting some trim" is sex, so poopie trim is butt sex
That chick from the bar last night was a nasty bitch! She let me get some poopie trim.
poopie trim by your mom September 7, 2003

Suleikha 

The hottest person to ever exist
Person A: Omg is that Suleikha?
Person B: Shes so hot
Suleikha by urmom1932 August 19, 2021
Deep Aussie bogan slang for step-mother or step-father. Used when referring to them with your peers.
My fuckin Steppo 's a bitch eh. She keeps flushing my durries.
Steppo by oldfox June 19, 2016