Steigered
When ones level of intoxication becomes so great they not only lose cognitive function but also their ability to stand up and control their limbs
Steigered by Mactruck56 January 12, 2015
Urban Dictionary
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textremist
Someone who is addicted to texting. They can't stop. They send texts constantly, they wait for replies, they have an aversion to actually talking on the phone, and they often collide with other pedestrians while walking/texting on the sidewalk.
"Did you hear about Dana? She totally accidentally head-butted someone on the sidewalk today while she was texting."
"Yeah, I've been thinking she's a little crazy with the texting. Yesterday, she texted me like 30 times. All meaningless shit."
"She's a textremist."
"A what?"
"A textremist."
"Totally."
"And I heard the chick she head-butted is in the hospital with like five stitches."
"That sucks. Do you know where there's a Pinkberry around here?"
"Yeah, I've been thinking she's a little crazy with the texting. Yesterday, she texted me like 30 times. All meaningless shit."
"She's a textremist."
"A what?"
"A textremist."
"Totally."
"And I heard the chick she head-butted is in the hospital with like five stitches."
"That sucks. Do you know where there's a Pinkberry around here?"
textremist by HWWriter May 12, 2009
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Glitter Child
Most amazing person ever. He is smart and fun and can eat whatever he wants without gaining weight. He has "the gift".
Glitter Child by Glitter Child March 8, 2013
Stomach Slave
A disgustingly obese person whose appearance and body odors are extremely offensive. Their entire daily life revolves around eating. Favorite hangouts are Chinese buffets, all you can eat joints and most fast food establishments.
That Fred is such a fucking "Stomach Slave!!" At the office party last night that pig ate enough pizza to feed fucking Haiti!
I don't know how in the hell Frances can fit that big nasty ass over a crapper to take a shit. He's such a weak minded "Stomach Slave" to let his stomach ruin his life.
I don't know how in the hell Frances can fit that big nasty ass over a crapper to take a shit. He's such a weak minded "Stomach Slave" to let his stomach ruin his life.
Stomach Slave by Words330 December 31, 2010
Flex Warrior
Someone who religiously plays flex because they are too much of a pussy to play solo/duo, but if they do decide to enter that realm they never play solo.
Flex Warrior by Oofan Bloberts March 22, 2021