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Urban Dictionary

A male or female who has come to a point in life where they've went on social media so much that they have started making up names for themselves. Also keep in mind that they HATE finding another person with the same name as them because the feel like that they're the one and only person in the whole wide world with that name.
I've met a Lulliel once and they seem to be talking in Meme language 24/7.
lulliel by SnakEVirus June 20, 2017

non-porn 

way of referring to movie
"what are you doing tonight?"
"gonna watch a non-porn and grab a burger, you?"
non-porn by Malini November 10, 2008

Polishits 

A type of sickness, symptoms include: getting sick of all the 2008 election TV coverage, getting sick of everyone talking about the 2008 election, getting sick of arguing about the 2008 election, getting sick of everyone filling up message boards with their opinions about the 2008 election to a point where it creates anger, nausea, frustration, or just not giving a shit anymore.
Man, Fred got a bad case of polishits after watching that CNN newsroom report on the Democratic/Republican National Convention.
Polishits by Satchel4 November 4, 2008

scumcrumpet 

A nasty, sneaky person who many refer to as 'asshole' or 'scumbag.' But a scumcrumpet is worse because of the enjoyment he or she receives when doing damage. Members of terrorists organizations and some members of Congress are often viewed by their opposition as scumcrumpets.
The video graphically showed the journalist being beheaded by a scumcrumpet.
scumcrumpet by Heyrobo127 October 10, 2015
Using the guest Wi-Fi being broadcast from the restaurant downstairs, without making a purchase. Extra bonus points for downloading as many xrated videos as you can while slowing down the network.
I have to log onto the Wi-Fi Hot Squat and check my email.
Hot Squat by johnny Malibu September 26, 2018

Ajit Pai 

The tiny piece of shit left on the toilet seat of a mcdonalds bathroom
As i went inside my local mcdonalds. i found a tiny peice of ajit pai amongst the leftover birth duke all over the toilet seat
Ajit Pai by @themoreyouknow April 23, 2018
my dog
my dog is phat
phat by weewee1233 May 30, 2019
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