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The small stretch of skin on a males genitalia between the ball sack and the asshole. It isn't (tisnt) part of the sack and it isn't (tisnt) part of the asshole.
My tisnt is itchy.

I have an itchy tisnt.

His head is so far up his boss' ass that he has split his tisnt.

Hey baby, lets try something freaky...lick my tisnt bitch.
tisnt by Ben Xx December 28, 2005

be kind rewind 

It is a phrase that was used by video rental employees after handing customers their video tape.

The act of rewinding a video tape after watching it is considered a kind deed, as the next person to watch that tape wont have to rewind the entire movie, which might spoil the storyline for them if they watched the screen while it rewinded.
Video guy: "Here is your tape bro! Be kind rewind."
Customer: "Thanks man. I'll make sure my parents aren't home when I'm watching it."

Mirokuism 

An action like that of Miroku from the hit anime Inuyasha by Rumiko Takahashi. Miroku commonly acts like a lech; therefore to hit on someone, grope, or act perverted becomes a Mirokuism.
Boy: Hey baby, nice ass.
Girl: *flips him over karate-style*

Mirokuism and its response.
Mirokuism by Fizgig June 11, 2005

Carliana 

She's a gorgeous, beautiful, and an intelligent woman. The epitome of God's perfect creation. She's always humble and kind to others even though they have wronged her. Quite literally an angel. The purest form a human could ever accomplish. If anyone named Carliana reads this, ily <3

you may or may not know me.

- J.T ^^
Person #1: I love people like Carliana
Person #2: Instead of finding people like Carliana, find Carliana instead.
Carliana by J.Tuna October 30, 2022
Ginger is usually a girl with a very bright sense of humor. She loves all of the people around her and usually attracts all of the guys. Sometimes girly and sometimes is a boys best friend. She is not afraid to stand up to what she believes in and has the best personality of them all.
Ginger by Erinwzoo02 January 4, 2016

petterass 

Misspelling of the word 'pederast' made popular by The Big Lebowski. Webster's defines it as "one who practices anal intercourse especially with a boy."
Walter: When he moved down to Venice he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he's a pederast (not petterass).

Donny: What's a pederast, Walter?

Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
petterass by RedSoxFox July 15, 2006

monkey glasses 

(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian

a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work

b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.
monkey glasses by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2013
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