Blossomed

When the skateboard gets in between your nether region and the ground, or landing on rails in between you legs. Could also be used for you landing on anything, hitting you down there. Similar to Ass Knife, but more PG.

I need some ice cream for my butt, I just got blossomed!
I got blossomed last year, now I have 1 full and two halves.

Blossomed by Incogni December 15, 2020

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Fangirl Apocalypse

When you are surrounded by idiot girls talking about their favorite celebs, music, etc. until they freaking explode.

Oh my god! They just went to a concert last night. Prepare for the fangirl apocalypse!

Fangirl Apocalypse by Just That Random March 28, 2015

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positive polly

The opposite of negative nelly

Fucking hell Nina stop being such a positive polly and heightening my expectations

positive polly by Conan April 22, 2018

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old king clancy

When a man has sex with a woman, gives her a creampie, then pours maple syrup on her vagina and eats her out, thus eating a mixture of cum and syrup.

Billy enjoyed giving Susy an old king clancy because it gave his semen a nice sweet flavor.

old king clancy by antjemimimima March 23, 2009

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Bird

A bird is an uneducated person with no ethics, no respect and they have no rank at all! They blame beautiful souls of wrong doing, when they themselves are the problem.

These are all faulken birds; We are going to bulid a birds nest tonight!
How does it feel to be a bird tonight!- Lady Soldier
We dont fuck with birds! -Conley

Bird by Lady Soldier AKA Mrs. Conley March 5, 2019

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trisia

Nice, beautiful, smart, independent, and most of all loyal. Loves friends and family. A kind-hearted person but is annoying and sassy when messed with.

Trisia is a nice person.

trisia by F.R.I.E.N.D.S :) November 3, 2019