Mr. Bation

A chronic masturbator who denies jerking off and is an opponent of chronic masturbation.

Mr. Bation: <knocking on door> HEY! are you masturbating in there?

Mr. Bator: Yea, just give me 10 more minutes.

Mr. Bation: You sick little perv, real men don't masturbate. Hurry up in there all this masturbation talk makes me want to rub one off too.

Mr. Bator: How about you do me and I do you?

Mr. Bation: Would'nt that make us gay?

Mr. Bator: Yes of course

Mr. Bation: Well I guess having you jerk me off is better then masturbating since I don't believe in masturabation.

Mr. Bation by masturbataj January 21, 2010

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Chrime

The sweetest and kindest person to walk this earth. Don't think its possible to put into words how much much they're just the best. They deserve the most from this cruel world and..who knows where I be without them.

Me: Have you met that person Chrime?
Friend: No?
Me: Dude, you're missing out on the coolest person who walked this planet.

Chrime by idksomethinghere February 25, 2018

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Mond to do

To do what's in your mind

I don't do what you bitches tell me, I "mond to do" tf

Mond to do by MeDaBeast2023 January 21, 2023

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Thomas

has had enough of this narcissistic name-description bollocks.

This posting on Instagram stories is making Thomas violently angry.

Thomas by padsDarcey November 23, 2021

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