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kygerized 

'Kygerized' is when you see a picture of Kygo or when you successfully make your friends start listen to Kygo, then you have Kygerized them, read examples below
Friend: Not really into this guy Kygo
Me: SHUT THE F*** UP HE IS EVERYTHING
Friend: Not really my type
Me: *tries to convince friend to become a Kyger*
*success*
Friend: Okay I was wrong, he is the best
Me: And now, you have been Kygerized!!! Welcome to the fam ❤️😍
Friend: Haha thanks 😂
kygerized by fangirlingkygo June 25, 2019

The First Guy to Own A Nightclub 

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"

clench of the dragonfly 

A for profit clench/schism/subsect of the Church of the Subgenius, with a specific intent to buy out J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, own and dominate, the Church of the Subgenius.

A fraternal club of freaks, weirdos, and other unusual creatures.
Your grounded for going to that "Clench of the Dragonfly" cult meeting.

Joining the "Clench of the Dragonfly" is the stupidest idea ever.

Those greedy bastards at "Clench of the Dragonfly" will never raise the 5.5 billion dollars needed to buy out "Bob"

xtreme dreamz 

a car club full of faggots that think they are cool by ricing out peice of shit cars. but dont worry!! cause they dont accept just anyone..guess there cool like that.. u gotta have 2 outter mods.. aka neons and stickers.. which can be expensive so be careful.. haha ( hint the sarcasim).
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=362686690 = xtreme dreamz car club :don't hate: haha faggots
xtreme dreamz by msbm January 6, 2009
Angelic, A real women, Quiet old fashioned. She has the softest skin to touch and he hair is Un tameable like her... Ruled by Venus and Aphrodite her self she has mastered the art of seduction!

Try to tame her and you will watch her gracefully leave without looking back. Dominate yet cool, calm and collected. Can be aggressive if you rub her the wrong way. She doesn't care who you are, what you look like, how much money you have cross her and she will erase you from her life like you never existed.

Very loyal once committed and always has genuine intentions.

Word of warning she is the most loyal, kind hearted and genuine person but once crossed she can detach from any situation and become a cold heated Ice queen.

She is someone you will remember forever and someone hard to detach from. She's a women a lot of people find hard to get over and a women every man wants! She has a body and a face like a goddess but don't under estimate her by her looks other wise she will tear you apart!
She's Noelen, she's amazing.
Noelen by just-en June 7, 2021
used to describe people, objects, or situations that evoke a feeling of warmth, acceptance, friendliness, good humor, and/or coolness
"I saw that kozy old guy that gives your candy everytime he talks to you."

"Toe Jam & Earl was such a kozy game."
kozy by adumb January 11, 2005
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