Being very, very stoned.

The first name to a man who's last name is Jones.

Tends to be ugly and greasy. Can't get a girl for his life. Scares everybody around him. He is usually the biggest pervert ever. Doesn't leave people alone. Looses his underwear a lot. Wears the same pair for 2 months. Scratches people with his toenail. Pretends to be a girl. Blows into his cats butt hole. Nobody likes him.

Tanging is a word used to describe someone using their phone. Pronounciation: T-ang-g-ing.

Rar-ted
Rarted is a shortened way of saying retarded. Commonly used by the New Zealand youth as a way to call your friends retarded but not to insult actually retarded people.

conversation jerk

1. when you're having a conversation with someone and they insist on staring at something on your face other than your eyes (I.e. that fat zit on your nose, the spinich in your teeth etc.)