(noun) 1. Humans from the perspective of cats. 2. A being for cats to lounge upon whilst napping. 3. Somebody for cats to stand upon whilst demanding petting or complaining about the quality of gooshy
food or the condition of the litter
box. 4. The treating of humans
like furniture.
Fifi yawned sleepily, sprawled on her purrniture, while getting her
tummy rubbed.
Spartacus stood on his purrniture's
lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.