Pokemon Eyes

Impossibly large eyes that will appear during the event whereby a girl or guy see's a particularly large 'pocket monster' and is unwilling to proceed any further.

Lovely Lady: Heya smexy
Pokemon Master: Would you like to see my pocket monster?
(Whips out the pokemon)
Lovely Lady: That goes where???
Pokemon Master: Your pokemon eyes are beautiful

Pokemon Eyes by Lshmbdo April 3, 2010

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Kpop Prince

Hwang Hyunjin, the one and only kpop prince... for his visual and elegance

Hwang Hyunjin? oh the kpop prince

Kpop Prince by hwanghyunjinnn September 16, 2021

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Pretty Fire

A compliment to most and slander to few.

For when your product is better than pretty good, but it is not quite “most fire”.
In fact, a Rastafarian wouldn’t even qualify as “more fire.” But “pretty fire” is a compliment you will have to accept until you step up your game.

“That jar is pretty fire.”

Pretty Fire by Wavez December 14, 2020

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Jets

The most stressfull team in the NFL to watch on a weekly basis. The only team with a true chant: J-E-T-S jets jets jets. Have not been to the superbowl since Superbowl III.

A: Jimmy are you ok you look a bit faint.
J: Aye my spleen just exploded, but dont worry.
A: Its those bloody Jets again, I should've known.

Jets by GregPete July 26, 2005

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spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

spoopy puppy by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

Alarm Cock

When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!

My boyfriend did an alarm cock on me this morning as I woke up.

Alarm Cock by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017