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Jerkin's Lotion
PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!
BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
Jerkin's Lotion by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006
jaeyung
Jaeyung is a good guy you want in your life. He’s funny without even trying, and he doesn’t even know it! He can be sweetest at some times and a total dick at other times. He has a tough exterior but a very tender and soft interior.
*Jaeyung leaves crowd*
Person 1: “Everyone needs a Jaeyung in their life.”
Person 2: “He’s a total G.”
Person 1: “Everyone needs a Jaeyung in their life.”
Person 2: “He’s a total G.”
jaeyung by jjcluvr1004 October 30, 2021
Yugoslavian Sea Mine
The process of a man inserting a bike/ball pump into his urethra and pumping it up causing his bladder to expand and then inevitably explode inside of him. Usually done with a hand pump, but an electrical equivalent can be used for the daring.
Guy 1: Dude, why do you have that pump? You don't even own a bike.
Guy 2: Oh, I'm planning to enjoy a Yugoslavian Sea Mine this evening...
Guy 2: Oh, I'm planning to enjoy a Yugoslavian Sea Mine this evening...
Yugoslavian Sea Mine by Joshua Durry August 31, 2018