Tennis obsessed. Thinks he's the hottest greatest guy on the face of the earth. Will say "I love you" until u say it back, addicted to pokemon go, Hates having to read messages when he missed a whole convo, Hates school, Always wants to ditch class, Gets carried by others in over half of his classes, Will talk with anyone and immediately say they are friends, never wants to go home cause he has nothing to do. Also never likes to talk with crushes even the smallest bit. Also known as The nicknamer

Fattest pig alive

camel-looking man that has a highly annoying and self-inflated ego that makes his eyes pop out of his head. he's that type of guy that would wear shades in a library

The art of giving great oral pleasure to man

A patch that doesn't work