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cockmonger 

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.
Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!
cockmonger by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007
A great rapper that doesn't rap about bitches, drugs, or money. Also, his contacts make him the black Marilyn Manson.
Guy 1: Hey man, who are you listening to?
Guy 2: Hopsin, he's a great underground rapper that doesn't talk shit.
Guy 1: He also looks like the black Marilyn Manson.
Guy 2: True.
Hopsin by SexualOnion August 27, 2013

Reverse Hitch Hiking 

The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).
- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!

- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??
Reverse Hitch Hiking by Brocc218 November 7, 2018

Juliahna Garza 

A Juliahna Garza is a gorgeous young lady every man dreams of having. She breaks necks every time she is out and about. A Juliahna Garza can be very loving, caring, intelligent, a smart ass, and supportive. She is the type of person that can talk to you for hours and never bore you. Her smile brightens up anybody’s day and her contagious laugh will make you fall for her even more. A Juliahna Garza is very goal oriented and will do anything possible to achieve her goals. She will always check up on everyone from the kindness of her heart and never expect anything back. There will never be a dull moment with Juliahna, but careful with crossing the line.. Juliahna does not play. A Juliahna Garza is easily paired with a Kevin. Both very good people and can be the best couple in town. Everyone loves a Juliahna Garza
Wow no one has ever made me as happy as Juliahna Garza has!
Juliahna Garza by Anonymous6743 August 21, 2021

Camsexual 

A person who is only physically attracted to Cams
I identify as camsexual.
Camsexual by seaotter129 February 25, 2025
A beautiful streamer on Twitch for a beautiful audience and wonderful community. Also known for not reading chat as well as making people lose.
Example 1:
Jadez: Goodnight bbs I’ll get better at it :kiss:
Twitch_chatter_1: jadezvL I enjoyed my stay
Twitch_chatter_2: Kreygasm I fucking lost jadezvLOST

Example 2:
Twitch_chatter_1: Did Jadez see the $200,000 donation from an hour ago?
Twitch Chat: PepeLaugh
Jadez by ButteredMap July 19, 2020

asleep in the bread aisle

sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material.
asher roth is asleep in the bread aisle
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