oldermenitis

An incurable disease which leaves you powerless to the ways of older men.

Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male celebrities +40 years of age.

Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Hugh Laurie, and Alan Rickman have all given me oldermenitis.

oldermenitis by kneazley August 7, 2008

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contract address

It is the name given to the only real $CA on the Solana Block chain. The address is AfkUkcoJ5Yt7eU9BwnF1RjRqt4fQG5zYV1eS1ytDk7FE

Did you buy any of that contract address. It's up 500%

contract address by $CA Shiller January 8, 2024

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Ninja fucked

To have sex in an extremly fast, violent, but pleasurable (for both parties) event. The idea of "Fucking like a Ninja" is to get in, out, and off, before you can get caught, be it by parents, angry spouses, or even the police, in some rare occasions.

She got ninja fucked, dude. Right after they both got off, he was gone like a goddamn shadow.

Ninja fucked by Andrew Flanagan March 4, 2006

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Olives, eyes or tits

(.)(.) are my fave veggies
You have nice coloured (.)(.)
Wow your (.)(.) are massive!

(.)(.) by izzy September 1, 2004

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oyinbusola

Oyinbusola means add honey to wealth in

Immediately zack married her she oyinbusola his family

oyinbusola by Kittens27 November 13, 2020

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Severus Snape

One of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men Dumbledore has ever met.

Severus Snape
Joe Moses
totally awesome

Severus Snape by MadI MoodE August 2, 2011

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Cack

1. To kill or murder.

1. As in, "the rabbit 'cacked' him last night" ~Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
2. Gino, gimme the gat, we're gonna cack this prick and then chop him up at Sammy's.

Cack by TannayEvryday May 28, 2006

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Urban Dictionary

oldermenitis

contract address

Ninja fucked

(.)(.)

oyinbusola

Severus Snape

Cack