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Commander Pro-Veteran 

A Student Painter that excels in the most difficult and possibly dangerous of painting situations--not only maintaining "Pro Veteran" Status, but rising above with the skill and dexterity of a surgeon. Commander Pro-Veteran is absolutely more powerful and important a rank than the "Student Painter of the Month" award, especially when given to those undeserving. Some famous Commander Pro-Veterans include Jesus, Walter Payton, Michael Jordan, and Brendon Dubberly.
Because he worked in dangerous conditions flawlessly, he has been noted as being Commander Pro-Veteran.
Commander Pro-Veteran by DUBBstep August 23, 2011
I’m going to go home and syj
SYJ by Fancy Charles July 12, 2025
Acronym meaning “come get your pussy ate
He told me to cgypa and I was confused
cgypa by Realniggyuuh October 5, 2020

MondoBed 

A MegaBed that may fit at least 20 people. Once a MondoBed is formed, it no longer belongs to the owners of each bed; rather, it becomes a communal space in which all neighbors are welcome to sleep.
Person 1: How on earth are we supposed to fit everybody on the MegaBed tonight?
Person 2: You underestimate the power of the MondoBed
MondoBed by Piacquadio November 2, 2019

jail punk 

the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.
burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!

jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!

jail punk: YESSIR!
jail punk by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Wealdscum 

a) The followers of Non-League Football Club Wealdstone F.C. b) Wealdstone F.C.

A once briefly successful football team with a reputation for violence both on and off the pitch in the 1980s, their fading fortunes and absence from the area that they are named after has left them very bitter.

Able to start a fight in an empty room and still living in the belief that they are a big club and people in Harrow still remember them, they lack any sense of humour or self-awarness.
I see Wealdscum have got themselves in trouble again
Wealdscum by RedArmy1933 December 1, 2010
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