He was a stupid boy but is turning out to be one hell of a man. He finally came to the conclusion that he fucked up and he is trying to make it right...He breaks your heart even after three years. The memories you have of him are the best times of your life. He is the best thing that happened to you. His back rubs are amazing and he is the only one that makes it feel better. His tongue ring also does wonders! Just being around him will give you goose bumps, and his smile would make any girl melt. His poems, or as he would prefer to call them "raps", are amazing. He knows how to have the greatest, wildest times. He makes you fall in love all over again with surprises that you think he would never do. He's my prince charming.

Ifham is name for a boy
He is very thin / slim
He thinks that he should gain weight
Ifham thinks he is cool but he is not!
His purpose is just to make fun of other people

He is very weird
He thinks he is funny but he is not

A very large human human

Who likes to live a sedentary life and like to squash people in bed with him while eating a skyscraper of junk food and he loves the burning sensation from his 5 years of collecting smegma and likes to eat it when bored

One of the most amazing guys you will ever happen to meet but might just be a little addicted to pasta.

Razor Method Is where u wear a glove covered in razors and u whack-off with the glove on.

A classification of a girl that is cute but she is a little too weird to hook up with because the boys would make fun of you. But if she was the hottest girl at summer camp you would smash because no one would know about it.

A MAN THAT IS A BETTER GOD THAN PATRICK YES YOU HEARD ME NOW KATELYN BOW DOWN PLS