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golly g

meaning calm down, other word for damn, holy, jeez
golly g dude get yo head outta the gutter.
by mortalmonkey August 1, 2022
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Plank level penis

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.
He’s revving his engine, he must have a plank level penis.
by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025
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sniper smurf

It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.
''OMG! LOOK AT THAT SEXY SNIPER SMURF''
by 12inchpenis32 May 7, 2022
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Griffian

Usually brown hair, has facial hair and around 5'6 to 5'9. His parents choose him as a favorite, and he brags about it. Mostly is bad at volleyball and mini/pool basketball.
Griffian keeps missing the hoop! Get him off our team...
by Qwrtyyyy April 17, 2022
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Trump

The absolute worst thing ever created in the universe.
Oh, he's a Trump.
by DiscoSethie February 28, 2017
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Run the puffing Billy

When a group of senior men over the age of 70 run a train on your girl. The term is from how one of the oldest steam trains is called The Puffing Billy, and how some of those 80 year old weenies let out a puff of air instead of a cumshot upon finishing
My ex gf said she was going to the retirement home to volunteer, but it turns out she was there to let a bunch of old heads run the puffing Billy on her
by comicsansessay39 June 29, 2025
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tgf12

by Adam Shabaz December 29, 2022
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