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jumpoff

SIDEPIECE - can refer to a man/woman or mistress you fuck on the side of your regular.
Can also refer to a gun you keep handy along side your regular weapon for backup.

I have a Mac 10 and a jumpoff .22 in my pocket.

by Joathan N May 2, 2004

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Alaskan Pipeline

A person that partakes in the act of defecating into a snow bank to freeze the log for use as a dildo in the future. Some may use condoms or saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.

A rich and hearty diet is necessary to become a champion Alaskan Pipeliner.

by Frank Snowl December 18, 2012

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Vincent

Wishes to be everyone's favorite Doctor, Lawyer, Teacher, Astronaut, Plumber, YouTuber, Shout Out Specialist!!

Still a bitch tho ngl

Boy: Look it's Vincent!
Man: I feel horny
Also Man: Still a bitch tho

by anonymous November 2, 2023

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poochie

a butt more used for a baby

ex1. danielle- it smells

naman- like a babys poochie

by njs3496 December 26, 2010

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Flukump

the soud of liquid being poured very rapidly out of a container such as aluminum or glass bottle.

Did you see how fast he chugged that beer? it sounded like flukump, flukump, flukump.

by billy mays September 18, 2007

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OSS

Oh Shit Scenario. When someone runs into an unfavourable scenario that is difficult or complicated to resolve.

Speaker 1: Uggh! I lost all the files for my presentation in two minutes, I don't know what to do!
Speaker 2: Sounds like you've run into an OSS.

Speaker 1: After failing to pay his debts for the last three years, the bank has him in a bit of an OSS.

by Rogue Bandit April 18, 2011

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