Urban Dictionary

planar currency. anything shiny that can be used for trade to purchase bigger, cooler objects.

A bloodly fast wanker Could him/her

cool. crazy. insane

A VW the same size as a Golf (being built on the same chassis), slightly smaller than an A4 or a Passat (which share the same chassis as each other, but not as the Jetta), and, in fact, the same thing as an Audi TT (which has the same chassis as the Jetta).

A glorious hoax from VW to convince urban yuppies that German engineering r0x0rz. The fact is that, after owning one for some period of time, it is inevitable to come to the conclusion that the car is ghey, the engineering is ghey, and the company is ghey. I quit buying Ford products because they were ghey, but after owning a Jetta (brand new from the factory when I got it) for 40k miles, it is obviously a far more ghey car. Not to be confused with gay. Ghey. Say it with me now....ghey.

See ghey. Or Ford. w00dz drives a Ford.

Named after Smo-----------------------When too girls suck a guys dick at the same time but rather than taking in it in the back of their throat they both suck on the sides of it at once. So they pleasure you and you watch them make out from either side of your dick

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down rela fast so shes chokes and all the cum flys out her nose