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jeujing

edging, gooning, and jelqing all at the same time. Typically used as a "stop being a loser" statement. It's commonly used for 22nd century humor.
Dan kept jeujing, doing all three at once!
by roomymightydark December 22, 2024
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busted

The ultimate, all-time definition of FUCKING SHIT.

A faggoty pop-band who wrote shitty music for a bunch of pre-pubescant girls, who actually managed to somehow delude themselves that they were listening to a rock band, as opposed to a corporate, bubblegum-pop pile of fucking shit, who jumped around like pretty-boy pussies and pretended to play their own intruments.

Words fail me in trying to describe just what a fucking atrocity.. what an assault on music and on the goddamn world in general this.. "band" (and I use the term "band" so fucking loosely)was.

Being into music along the lines of Megadeth, Lamb of God, Pantera etc, accidentally hearing one of "Busted"'s pussy-whipped perversions, was... well, it was on the same level as having my dick snapped in half, and getting raped through my ears.

Seriously... honestly... how the fuck could something like Busted ever be allowed to survive, how could those lady-boys ever have been allowed to escape without being tied down and shot in the street..

To sum this up... tey are not rock, they are not punk, they are not metal, they are not music... they are what happens when some godforsaken fudgepackers decide one day to take an almighty dump into a CD-case, and market it out to the musically illiterate.

They are so absolutely completely and utterly talentless and shitty, that I'd rate Britney Fucking Spears higher than them (and trust me, that's saying something). They each sang like they had just sat down on a large vibrator, and it had only dawned on them when they were cued to begin recording (bearing in mind that most of the time they undoubtedly lip-synced instead of singing at all)

They didn't play their own guitars.. their music had no guitar work or skill present, no riffs, no solos... not even any real fucking power-chords.. just the equivalent of a fucking banjo-oriented blind hillbilly strumming some tuneless melody on a half-stringed, broken guitar.

They are not rock, metal, or punk, or anything similar.. they embody in a word, everything that every real rock, punk or metal band protests about - comercialized bullshit, spoon-fed to the ignorant masses by the ton to help preserve some delusion of a perfect, happy "love-giggles-and-joy" society.
If Busted hadn't broken up, I don't think I would have lasted much longer... my condolences however to all the 11 year old girls, and musically tasteless imbeciles who thought Busted were anywhere close to being a rock band - and to who Busted had some kind of perverted significance
by Jack June 18, 2006
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Kalieb

A super small dude but is really funny. He loves to play video games and loves music. He has a dirty minded sense of humor but can always make people smile. Has the Tendency to break down and hurt other people’s feeling but will be nice the next second and apologize.
Girl#1: Look how sweet Kalieb is helping out the teachers

Girl#2:I Think he just peed in the flower pot lol
by Real-Right-Blood October 7, 2019
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olexis

A girl who is the smartest bitch in this woeld quick to whoop dat asss
Poor girl talked about olexis now she 6 feet under
by Queenaj December 21, 2017
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touch it in the back

1. what ever you want it to mean.

2. synonmous with "see you later" or "take it easy"
Nelson: See you tomorrow Fern Gully.

Fern: Yeah you dumb fuck, touch it in the back.
by Nelson Mcgill October 24, 2007
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ricardo lopez

A: why aren't you doing anything
B: Because I'm Ricardo Lopez, you asshole
by ebola called banana March 24, 2016
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Armor Lock

The act of laughing so hard, that you black out, and your muscles lock up in their current position, until you wake up and start laughing again.
Oh my god, I was laughing so hard I went into Armor Lock.
by highkids November 1, 2010
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