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Jam Jockey

That asshole that jockeys for position by blasting their musical jams over everyone else's music.
That gay hetero be a Jam Jockey blastin that Shakira
by Phrygid December 21, 2023
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Triple A

Person #1: does Johnny know any math?

Person #2: lemme check, johnny what is a triple A?

Johnny: uhh

Person #2: nope he doesn’t

Person #1: aaa
by dorky seaweed heheheyuehe September 21, 2021
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Lemonist

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A dedicated follower to the religion of Lemonism, people who worship Darell on daily. People who are against the limes but are at peace with others and themselves, they know the meaning of the universe.
Guy1: “Hey fellow Lemonist, what are you doing?”
Guy2: “I am worshipping Darell.”
by Xirock October 6, 2023
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mobile blockade

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009
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Augh

Hey man did you see that blowfish that went like augh
by Zergonion the onion November 27, 2019
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sofila

Hey, look! Sofila is slaying that outfit!
by Turlegreenshirt October 29, 2023
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Makail

The dude that takes down Trump but then steals your bagel. Then he destroys the world because people bully him. In his free time he likes to create planets of doggos.
I wish I could be like Makail
by DumpTrumpyDumpy February 28, 2020
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