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sausage

A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.
I've got to smoke my daily sausage, does anyone have a lighter or something...?
by Slutlerandojob December 28, 2005
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Pink Helicopter

When a male exposes his genitals, and in doing so waves his member about in a circular motion. This act is generaly performed in a public venue with an altered state of mind.
The lead singer was thrown out of the club becouse he unzipped his pants and performed the pink helicopter. All the ladies were in awe at the sight of hes enourmous cock.
by Justin Walker October 8, 2003
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mr cleaning

when your rub one off while pretnding to be mr clean
hey bro whatcha doin

im just mr cleaning
by WetDogSmell99 July 4, 2016
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Munch

Me
Rylan is such a munch
by Hmm who wrote this August 6, 2023
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wiz moment

A: Yoo, I finally figured out how to use a WiFi router
B: What a wiz moment!
by FAE5 December 25, 2024
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American Flag

You will need a white chick for this one. Stradle over her shoulders while she is lying down. Punch her in the right eye. While her eye is swelling and turning blue, start slapping her in the face, alternating from left to right cheek while beating off with the other hand. Once her face is red and eye is puffy and blue, blow ropes of ball snot across her face like the white stripes on old glory. Step back and salute while humming "Oh Beutiful" for a patriotic effect.
If you find a communist anti-American bitch who speaks bad about the USA, take her home and make her face look like the American Flag! Its fun and easy!
Might adjust her attitute too.
by RotnFk February 4, 2010
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Corner Biscuit

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in the weirdest places like a corner, a port-a-potty, or a pool.
John- “Yo did you go to Jack’s party last night?”

Tom- “Hell yeah bro! There was these two weirdos doing a corner biscuit in the bathroom when I had to piss!”
John- “What the hell!”
by Ted and Johnny November 20, 2017
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