Urban Dictionary

Literally means to play tennis but is often misinterpreted as jacking off. Phrase commonly used by Tall Asian Kids that play alot of tennis.

bruh

A word used to describe someone who's perfect and emerges as a victor in every difficult scenario.

A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.

A Hanna-Barbera action cartoon from the 90's that ran on Cartoon Network. The single greatest cartoon of that period, and possibly the fucking best in existence. It hasn't been released on DVD yet because H-B are a bunch of cunts who don't give two shits about legendary shows.

That annoying ass friend that changes their name every month, BUT their still really cool and fun to hang out with and is very swaggy and #EMORAWRxD

Scuttered - Totally drunk,elephants,langered.
Well-gone,so drunk one could sh*t oneself.