Urban Dictionary

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.

A pub that serves brews (typically ales and lagers) made in-house. Not to be confused with a microbrewery, which brews and distributes, but does not neccessarily serve in-house.

A finished camel currently hiding from Messi in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, known for statpadding against small teams in qualifiers and ghosting in world cup knockouts. Hes also the only individual to win eight instagram d'ors.

A person who is being rude and acting like a kook towards other people.

(verb): The steps one takes towards recovery the day after an intense night of partying - usually heavily associated with relaxation.

Examples include: Staying in bed (or wrapped in blankets), carb-loading, binge watching TV/video games, reading books, drinking tea,

Knockouts and Knockouts Haircuts for Men are the trade names of an American salon chain with a boxing (and mixed martial arts) /sex appeal theme targeting men. NBC's "The Today Show" and CNBC's "The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch" and other media have labeled Knockouts the Hooters of Haircutting. Knockouts employs an attractive all-female staff of licensed hair stylists and massage therapists. The services include haircuts, hair coloring, waxing, manicures, pedicures, and six types of massage therapy.

A common misspelling of impostor.