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Gweedo

A word meaning extreme an utter fucken Dud. These people are the biggest shit cunts to walk this plannet. The sorta person that’s a complete dud and good for 5 8th of fuck all. Common Gweedo behavior includes dogging the boys, being a shit cunt on the piss and just being a dud in general
That Matthew Conner, he’s a complete fucken gweedo
by Mooconnersadud March 14, 2019
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2 hippies in a headlock

A female with a lot of underarm hair.
Fuck me. That’s one hairy bitch is that. She looks to have 2 hippies in a headlock.
by Aitch73 June 3, 2018
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Gaige

A Gaige is a bad boy. He usually has a bunch of girlfiriends, and people look at him like a player. A Gaige is usually the hottest guy around, but is not athletic. Gaige's smoke weed and love to fuck every girl he can get his hands on. Although Gaige refuses to stay in a relationship, girls crawl at his feet as if he is a god.
''Oh my gosh!! Did you just see Gaige over there, ughhh. He makes me feel some type of way!''
''Did you know that Gaige just broke up with his gf the day after he fucked her?''
''I want to lose my virginity to a Gaige!!!''
by LoveyDovey17 February 27, 2015
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Arbore amplectendo Kink

Finding it sexually arousing when seeing someone hug trees
Wow look at her hugging that tree, that’s so hot, I just have a Arbore amplectendo kink.
by Wordifier20000 May 31, 2018
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Abianne

Abianne is a beautiful wonderful amazing person. Though she thinks bad about herself. She is an amazing friend that will always be there for you even if you try to get rid of her. Abianne is often sad and mistreated even though she deserves everything in the world. Abianne often goes by Abi, they are beyond gorgeous but thinks she is ugly and thinks she is fat and more but she’s amazing. She also thinks she is a mistake but she should know: God doesn’t make mistakes.
Friend:ooh look at Abianne today
Person:man i fall for her everyday💗
by Abianne September 23, 2018
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pocketlash

When you're running with loose shorts on and anything (phone,wallet, etc) you have in your pocket flips around and whips your balls every few seconds. Often very painful, especially during jogs.
Matt- hey Jim, how's the run goin?
Jim- pretty go-AHHHHHHH!! Fuck!!
Matt- what happened?
Jim- damn, the pocketlash got me.
by Daisuke_Baggins November 30, 2016
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Asian Angle

(adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.
Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."
by GoDeep June 27, 2017
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