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nigganometer

(n.) a unit of measurement that denotes the melanin cell content of a nigga.
De'markion Fergerson stood on the nigganometer and broke the scale cuz he's so damn black and handsome.
by shnigglelover3000 September 17, 2025
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Funnyjunk.com

A website that used to be the funniest thing in the world but is now full of cats and reposts. When the so called "Admin" came in it went down hill. Some people liked funnyjunk a long time ago and now hate it. It is mostly meh, bacon ,sexism , racism, and pedofiles and boring with the occasional lol. I like the old FJ when it was yellow...
Rob- Man i like Funnyjunk.com

Roy- I don't, I like it better when it was green/yellow.

Rob- Me too man, someone needs to get rid of all this "Ranking" shit.
by megusta1234 August 21, 2010
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PBR

Paper Bag Required. A definition used to describe a female who is somewhat unattractive, particularly in the head/facial region.
You: Dude, you should go for that chick!

Friend: You got a paper bag? She is totally PBR...
by Paper Bag Guy September 25, 2006
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Life

Life is just a word. What it implies is the complicated struture of time, choice, and reactions. Many people believe life to be all partying. Others see life as the pathway to death. The idea of life is what is the hardest to comprehend. The only question that can lead to comprehension is a simple but irrelevant question "Why am I here." Life also branches to many other ideas and concepts as in love, lust, greed, madness, happiness, need, courage, and sadness. My simple answer to the definition of life and all it is composed of is this "Life is nothing. Life is everything. Life is the only thing you feel, taste, see, smell, or hear. Life is the first of everything. Life is the process in which there is no answer. Life has no question that would lead to further understanding of this implication of the word. Life is bad. Life is good."

"Life is just a word"
also try looking it up in a dictionary
by anonymous April 27, 2004
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Hanson

A man/woman who likes to eat but surprisingly, he's/she's insanely skinny.
by CanappyWrestler May 5, 2010
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assfuck

"Wanna assfuck next, Monica?" said Bill.
by TR March 12, 2003
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Pickle Time

3:47PM
"Look at the clock! It's 3:47PM, Pickle Time!"
by DeezNutties420 February 24, 2023
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