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Vagitarian

noun. Person that is only interested sexually in females.
While Curtis could swing both ways, Troy was only interested in the ladies, he is a Vagitarian.
by Kris Potter December 29, 2008
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Natural Beauty

One whom is attractive features and looking attractive naturally without any makeup. It means your lips are beautiful without any lipstick or lip balm, your eyes are beautiful without any eye makeup, your face is shiny without any compact.
i wish i had natural beauty

the only beauty i have are my earrings.
by TheRealNameExplainer April 21, 2022
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tooch

A computer whiz who is proficient at many things, ranging from physical feats back to other various mentally stimulating activities. aka a renaisance man
Tooch just fixed my computer then repaired the kitchen sink after he built a shed for homeless people to live in.
by Frank Zarbonz August 31, 2007
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Kia'd

When a man's heart is broken, however, this it no ordinary heartbreak… when a guy gets Kia'd it mean's his heart becomes completely and utterly decimated, on a cosmic, multi-dimensional scale…
"Dude, have you heard TV Girl's album "who really cares"?
"Yeah man, that guy totally got Kia'd hey"

"Yeah man, 100%."

OR

"Dude, what's Ethan's problem? he didn't come out of his room for two days straight and now he just walks around, doesn't talk to anyone and looks like he wants to commit suicide?
"Oh, he got Kia'd dude."
"Oh, right…"
by Ethan's Best Friend. February 21, 2023
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concentrated evil

a dark vomit-like sludge that is violently ejected from the body after a long night of heavy drinking way beyond the victim's usually high tolerance combined with copious amounts of spicy (hot) and spiced (flavourful) food that is so disgusting that the ejection and substance leaves the victim weaker than recovering from the alcohol poisoning while not in hospital; similar to but not being bile.
Dude, last night Jake and I went out for dinner. We each had 2 bottles of red; I had tandoori chicken and he had tikka masala. By 1am we both had concentrated evil coming outta us all over the place. I think I pulled a coupla muscles just releasing that mess. It was seriously weaksauce. Then I had to get up and go to this meeting for 8:30! It seriously became a sit'n.
by 1.tonie May 12, 2008
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blueoceanitis

A method of "swashbuckling" where the afflicted is so elated to witness the beauty of a tropical location that they drink until they show their first day tan lines to seasoned visitors of the victims newly found paradise.
"Kevin's blueoceanitis was so severe that Allie had to put him to bed to "save face" upon his first meeting of her parents in the Bahamas"
by muddasick! November 8, 2014
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cancer of the junk

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".
by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015
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