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New Hampshire PicAsso

originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!
"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"
by pat swayze May 3, 2008
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microwave woman

Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.
Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.

Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.
by The Motherfucking Gary Oak September 2, 2011
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You might have seen this being posted mostly on TikTok. Especially if you follow Yaoi and Anime. My fellow sinners already know the meaning of this uwu. Firstly, this is written in Japanese Romaji. The phrase is actually a lyric from "Touch You", the ending credits song of the 2 episode anime series "Yarichin Bitch Club" The lyric translates to "I won't let them touch you! You're a virgin, aren't you? I am the bitch club's boy!"

Disclaimer: DO NOT WATCH THIS SERIES IF YOU ARE UNDER 16
Person 1: "Have You seen Yarichin Bitch Club?"
Per"🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦"
by Katawari-chan January 2, 2021
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PHANTOM

This is better (and funnier) alternative to the ooo so classic "Beep and Wave."

To execute a Phantom driver must slow down (20mph is good enough) once pedesdrians are seen on the left hand side of the road or bustoppers. Once seen the passenger must wind down their window completely, then get the top half of their body out of the car so their hips are resting on the top of the CLOSED door. When parralel to the pedestrians the passenger must raise arms up full into the air and shout PHANTOM in their ear.

It works best is the pedestrians are walking in the same direction in the car, as they can be caught off gaurd.

This is an extremly funny and satafying move for both the Phantomer and the driver and other passangers.

Possible Hazards:

Falling out the window
Catching stomach on door locking pin (mine is snapped off because of this)
High speed Phamtoming is not advised.
Getting stoppped by the Feds hah

Happy Phamtoming!!
"That phantom scared the shit out of those people!!" (usually followed by lots of laughing!!)
by Marconious August 16, 2006
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ALLAH HOO

Is similar to say.l"a elah illallah mohmmedarasoolallah".only for them who wana be muslim.
"ALLAH HOOOO"
by Sprtecus March 24, 2021
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Roscoe

A town in Northern Illinois. It's a very boring town, and has no high school of it's own, so high school aged students attend Hononegah Community High School in adjacent Rockton Il. Roscoe is approx. 90-110 miles from Chicago Il. if you take I-90 westbound, and get off at the last exit before Wisconsin called (Rockton Road) and taking a left, passing Loves gas station, and following the signs to Ill. Rt. 251. Alternatively, you can take Rockton Road, to Dorr Road, and at Dorr, take a left, until you reach the Dorr/Hononegah Road traffic light, and take a right. About a mile and a half down the road you will see Hilander (a grocery store chain owned by Kroger) and you will be in the heart of Roscoe! I recommend Jessika's Diner for a cheap, filling home style meal.
Dude, Roscoe is SO boring, we need to go piss off Hononegah's Principal!
by le'Bob December 14, 2008
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buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.
"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."
by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016
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