Urban Dictionary

The act of vigorously grinding vaginas

This is the best women you’ll ever meet in your life. With the iq of Steven hawking. And the body of Nicki Minaj. You’ll never want to lose a laljee in your life. Once you’ve got one, you’ll never be able to let go.

A laljee is great at sucking penis!! It is a skill that any laljee can possess from birth (but don’t worry they are born at the age of 16 so they are legal xx). Laljee’s slay the day, and they have big bunda. A laljee’s first word is commonly ‘fuck me’.

A progressive coiff for one's nether-parts, where the testicular or labia regions are cropped short, leaving a taller tuft of hair along the midline (continuing anterior from the grundle). This hairstyle is modeled after the more popular mohawk. Note: This is not unlike a landing strip when used on women; the primary difference is the lowhawk has longer length.

brian is my dads name

The mythical hymen found within a person's rectum which can be broken during their first experience of anal sex.

when a person washes his or her hair with the sexual fluids of his or her partner

An adjective used to describe someone (very) active on Twitter.

For the average internet-goer, being Twitterish only lasts for a short period of time after a Twitter account is acquired.

Becoming Twitterish may occur after someone realizes that have a large sum of followers (more than one), and feel that they would be let down if that someone doesn't tweet.