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Meow Disease

A disease where you cant stop meowing. It is not contagious but there has been reports of it spreading.
Danger level: Medium
He has Meow Disease!
by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019
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Thamu

A cute and funny boy who has learned to forgive those who hurt him,deals with anxiety but doesn't share that with anyone and will never betray his friends and easily catches and losses feelings His that boy who is always there for everyone even on his worst days he trys to comfort everyone.That one person you will always laugh if you around him.His just naturally a good guy.
Thamu
by Marcus Junior lll November 23, 2021
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Trashification

The process by which all the shiny new things we buy eventually become irrelevant, outdated, worn out, busted, or unloved and are thrown away or sold to continue their route to the garbage pile in someone else's house. First used in this definition by Jerry Seinfeld on The Tonight Show, December 23, 2014. See also Crappify.
"All things on earth only exist in different stages of becoming garbage. Objects start at the highest order visible in a living area. From there it goes to a closet, cupboard or drawer. From the closet it goes to the garage, one of the longest phases in trashification."
by One-eyed Jack December 24, 2014
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england vs america

Alright people. I am getting sick and tired of this whole 'england vs america' thing.
The English need to stop insulting Americans.
And Americans need to stop insulting the English.

1) England is not full of gay, posh, snobby, tea-drinking people with awful teeth. Many of us, are perfectly normal.

2) Not all Americans are fat, mcdonalds guzzling, greedy, lazy slobs.

3) If you try, you CAN get along. I'm English, my boyfriend is American, and I love him a lot.

4) Don't have a go at eachother because of Wars, sports, fighting or anything like that. America beat England, England beat America. You're supposed to be allies?

5) Blair, and Bush, have nothing to do with the English and American people. I know, for a fact, a majority of us hate both of these leaders.

6) I may sound like i'm bashing America here. But i'm not.
Please, please, please. Don't correct me when I spell color 'colour', don't tell me "It's mom, not mum" Don't tell me that it's "Soccer, not football." And don't, don't, don't tell me "You have a weird accent." Because you are speaking ENGLISH folks, and i'm afraid you have a much stranger accent to me. Although many English accents are strange, most of ours are normal enough.

7) Stop calling me "British, European or Eastern" And i'll stop calling you a "Yank." England, is not britain. Britain consists of Northern Ireland (not the republic), Wales, Scotland and England. I am British, but I am not technically from Britain, I am from England.

8) Make another film/tv show in which America makes fun of England, and I will come and stab you to death with a stereotypical English mary-fucking-poppins Umbrella.

9)English and American bands are no opposed. That's ridiculous. Green Day, an American band, declared England as their official home. Most English bands strive to make it big in England.

10) America did not technically 'save our asses', you came in near the end of the war to get credit.

11) Without England, there would be no America. You are all descended from some other country, as the only true Americans were native Americans (hence the name) and you/we pretty much wiped them out. Lots Americans are Irish or English anyway.

12) Don't make fun of the way I speak. I could EASILLY make fun of you, but I choose not to.

ON A FINAL NOTE:

England and America need to get along.
Many say England only has a special relationship with America because we couldn't be arsed to learn French (Yes, I say arse. Ass = Type of mule/donkey. And by the way. Fanny = Vagina. Thanks.). If you look at it, America and England are similar in ways. There is nothing more wrong with either of those countries, any more than there is anything wrong with any other countries.
Not all Americans are gun-waving loonies, as it's now been said London is more dangerous than New-York.
Not all Englishmen are ugly, crooked toothed tea-drinkers. I hate tea.

Stop with the england vs america fight idiots.
by Amelia Jade May February 10, 2007
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Peninga

When a person has both fuckin' parts and can do both. Typically the said person will have balls and a hole.
During sexy times last night, the male prostitute had to please both a man and a woman....so he used his peninga!
by XOEY May 18, 2017
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Twitter

A platform with hundreds and thousands of stupid, dumb, idiotic, waste of time arguments, plus a bonus of thousands of thirst-trap and sex bots account, waiting for your reply, hoping to get yes as an answer.
"Hey, I found something on Twitter!"
"What is it?"
"I-I don't know... but I agreed to this.. please come look at this."
"Dude, you just fell for a thirst-trap. What the hell is wrong with you, John?"
by imperfectcub178 December 2, 2022
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New Kensington

a small town in south western Pennsylvania about 20 minutes north of Pittsburgh (aka Da 'Burgh)
-surrounds Arnold, PA

-is surrounded by the Allegheny River and Lower Burrell

-population is made up of whites, blacks, and mulattoes

-New Kensington-Arnold School District

-Biggest school rival: Burrell High School

-said to be one of the most dangerous places to live in Pennsylvania

-biggest problems are: drugs, teen pregnancy, murder, and robbery
by Tasha March 13, 2005
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