Urban Dictionary

Someone who Pretends to be something/someone they are not.

Poseur-punk will dress/act like a punk, but really not know anything about any punk bands other than that pop/punk band Green Day. (nothing wrong with Green Day)

Poseur-Metalhead(I've been accused of this... ughh...):Someone who claims to be a metalhead, but really isn't, only knows like one metal song, and doesn't even like it.

Poseur-prep: Three words: What. The. Fuck. I mean, honestly.. Who WANTS to be a prep? but onto the def. A poseur prep: Someone who acts all preppy and tries to be popular.. but really sucks at it. Hey! Guess what.. Three more words: Stop. Fucking. Trying.

Poseur-Goth/Emo: Yes, I know Goths and Emo's are different, but, I'm smushing it into one... Someone who dresses in all black and whines about their cutting, but really, when they *do* cut, they start crying and bitching about how painful it is.

Poseur-Popular kid: Someone who tries to fit in with the "popular kids" by ditching their old friends, then get laughed at, then try to get their old friends back, fail, and end up sad, and alone...

Poseur-Poseur: Someone who pretends to be a poseur. If there isn't such a thing, I'm sorry.. my bad.. oh well.. Poseurs probably have people who wish they where them. I wonder. Oh well.

Poseur-Skater/Surfer: Someone who doesn't know how to skate, but pretends they do, and spend all their parents money on Skateboards that they can't even use.

And last but not least (they're all least)....

Poseur-Stoner: Someone trying to pretend they get high every night, but have probably never tried drugs in their life, and think that smoking is the best way to die. Two words: You. Suck.

Happy Trails!

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Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body

Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.

When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.

a horde of raging lunatics

A fat little ugly fucking piece of shit stain that likes to eat manjinas and likes to eat out his dog. He likes to jack of to michael jackson. He also loves to shove 25 hotdogs up his butthole everynight. He also likes to keep a vibrator in his ass all day. and shoves pinecones in his dickhole.

Sis of the famous Andy82, she's an annoying bitch that can't type in English eg. Wid Bo Wow Big it Bo wikedy.

To leave a turd in somebody else's toilet and not flush. Usually done as a joke or to stink up one's apartment.

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