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Fucking

what a guy does when a girl is having sex with him
John: "Hey Bill what is sex to you?"
Bill: "Its what Jane does while iam fucking her"
John: "damn that Jane of yours is fucking sepiatone(dope)
Bill: "John you are fucking dead"
by David October 10, 2003
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blonde moment

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!
by sphincter basha June 29, 2011
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Snuss

Can’t be arsed/bothered in carrying out a specific task or role
Jake: Here bro jump out let’s go into the town or something

Eman: ah snuss today tbh

Jake: gay
by Clappedboi August 12, 2020
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lawlphins

"lawlphins" is a creative use of the abbreviation "lawl" which is another version of the word "lol", meaning laughing out loud

often used after you feel like you've said lol too many times and need to spice up the conversation. it was created by jjp for exactly that purpose when she was texting her friend on a very boring car ride.
"Wow i just saw a squirrel steal some cotton candy from my neighbor!"
"LAWLPHINS!"
by theblondebeezy May 27, 2009
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Tristen

A guy that is supper nice and kind. But a little over conditioned. I would not keep him for good livestock. But breeding yes. He is also the definition of swamps ass and also has not see his duck in 6 years. He also is very clumsy and gets food all over him and does not get anything dry cleaned
Tristen smells.
by Jdjkmiller April 21, 2023
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taking sand to the beach

1. When you take your girlfriend or wife somewhere or any social event where, there is a good chance to mingle with other women.
Why did you invite her to Rio? You're just taking sand to the beach.
by EngineerMinded June 12, 2017
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whoresluntch

A person (usually girl) who is a wh0re, b!tch, slut, skank, and a cunt. It's new, get used to it xD
Pronounced: horse-lunch.
girl 1: That girl is such a fuckin whoresluntch, ugh!
girl 2: I know right, I hate her.
by Bamsugarbomsbtastelikeyum January 16, 2011
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