Beyond perfect, amazing person that has a huge heart, does anything to help someone, hard headed and sometimes gets her introuble, any guy is lucky to be with this amazing girl, red headed which is not a bad thing just makes things more fun :D

YOU ARE FREAKING PERFECT I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL THE DAY I DIE

An utterly foolish or senseless, often racist person who comes from the United States and knows nothing about the rest of the world. Generally a Trump loving, NRA fanboy, complete moron.

Someone who is as cute as a pug (ie. cute, but kind of ugly... in that cute way)

Muttonchops that are shaped like California.

Often imitated by countless fraudsters, the term "The REAL deal" has long been associated to just one soul that being MPG Betts.
One key difference if one wishes to ascertain if they are in the presence of "the REAL deal" is that you will find The REAL deal is ALWAYS about the place.

When you get high on multiple sorts of drugs to a degree in which one cannot function.

An order of chicken wings which is comprised exclusively of the "flat" pieces of a chicken wing.