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mow the yard

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, but can be chest hair.
This weekend my girlfriend is going to mow the yard. Or, that dude mows the yard to show his six-pack.
by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010
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Hamburger joe

The act of being racist towards Meepjoepe#0001 (AKA Aden) Because he's a dumb femboy tranny that likes jerking off to little kids.
"Damb i really Hamburger joed that dumb femboy last night"
by Jacelol October 16, 2022
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Orbeck

When a person pees uncontrolably or drops his or her cup of coffee on someone, accidentally.
"Dude, this guy freakin' orbecked all over my shirt!"
by croovman November 6, 2003
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Mixed Fruit Bowl

More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.
Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.
by Purple Jon December 20, 2010
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your wit astounds me

Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."
Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.
by stereoscope April 28, 2011
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AR

Escort slang for anal rimming. Sometimes used in ads, and also on review sites like RubMaps. Also intended to avoid incrimination if they get caught.
I called up Layla last night, and not only did she give me a BBBJ and FS, she also let me give her a good AR!
by loop zoop November 17, 2015
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a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows
She looks like she's had a john howard
by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022
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