A substitute for saying
"Dear Lord that was the stupidest thing ever said."

Occurs when a bitch ass motherfucker notifies the whole hockey team that you stepped foot in their house. You will know that you have been "baroned" when a different motherfucker texts you the next day. You probably did nothing.

The intense attraction that you get when someone correctly adheres to English grammar conventions.

Often associated with intelligence, but more commonly associated with sexiness.

When someone in a discussion gets so spun out they go "poof"!

Similar to Midnight Hovering, Midnight Jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Not just any vibrator though. Oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves...it is usually referred to by the person in the next street - anyone living with three buildings of someone doing this would have to wear ear defenders and have some serious underpinning done to their building.

A person who speaks highly of a another person in an excess manner. This act of deference is most always done to gain a type of favor in return. An ass kisser is a person with low self esteem who sucks up to others in hope of an an enchanced social status as views by others.

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".