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Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.
Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪
by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021
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this game is like your mother

its a shit
this game is like your mother is a shit but dont worry my dad is gay
by woooooooooooooookid May 24, 2018
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sanitard

That type of person who tries to pass off their bullshit as any kind of truth.
"Dude, did you see that piece of shit Trump's speech last night... What a sanitard."
love hate vegetables huge prick
by yourfriendlyclitoris August 16, 2016
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Chris

The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.
Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
by Trainsandbutter October 6, 2020
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Stalagmite

A dried, almost rock-like piece of feces.
John was astonished to find a stalagmite in his attic.
by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011
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tr4nny4karl

A tiktoker that is an amazing person and I'd like to date.
hey do you know tr4nny4karl?
no?
oh.
by dddpp August 30, 2021
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saxon maccarthy

A hot ass guy that has an amazing personality and can make anyone laugh and turn your mood into a hype. Any girl would be beyond lucky to have him
Girl 1: I am dating this new guy. He’s amazing and hilarious as well as hot as fuck
Girl 2: He must be a Saxon MacCarthy
by Jams4Lifeee December 27, 2018
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