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McNasty

When you drink Monster and chew up Slim Jims and spit it into her coochie
Oh my god, Chad gave me a McNasty and now I have to go to the doctor to see if I have an infection.
by GoonGrizzy October 16, 2020
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Zahha'd

Based on how Zahha in the mobile game "Dragon Ball Legends" defeated Lord Beerus, Goku, and Gohan. To be "Zahha'd" is when you try to erase an opponent from existence but they survive it and turn it back on you, erasing YOU from existence
"Bro, I just got Zahha'd in For Honor!"
by Loli Daddy June 20, 2021
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hangjas

A person that is just living their life without putting any effort into it. Just eating, sleeping, fucking and shitting. No ambition, no goals, just living.
Wolter Kroes is a real hangjas.
by kaastostil@ver June 21, 2021
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Chemtard

A. Someone who fails Chemistry class.

B. Derogatory term for those who believe in the existence of Chemtrails. They believe that George Bush I & II, Obama, The Illuminati, The National Weather Service, FEMA, Big Pharma, Rich People, Wall Street, and whatever villain they dream up, Are putting chemicals in the exhaust fumes of Jet airplanes.

Those who believe in the existence of chemtrails are usually decent people who sincerely believe that they have a simple answer to all the problems of the world. They want to change things for the better
Two Nigerian scammers are in a world of hurt. Their Governor has put them on his "To be killed" list. It seems that they had FINALLY scammed the wrong person on e-bay motors.

These two have made their governor millions of dollars from their scams however this flow of money appears to be ending because too many people are up in arms. They are demanding Nigeria be cut off of the internet. The governor has put the blame on these two.
The scammers know that if they can come up with a bunch more money they will be taken off the hit list, the question is how.
One of them happens to look up in the sky and sees the contrail from a jet plane and an idea forms. He tells his friend " We shall start a scam we have nothing to sell but an idea. One where people cannot prove we did anything illegal and people who believe us will defend us passionately AND, most important send us money.
Thus the chemtrail conspiracy is born. The scammers are back in the good graces of the Governor and are still scamming on e-bay motors. They call the people who support them Chemtards.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter October 23, 2014
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i I'ing

Doubling up on your devices, to the point where your friends & family have to intervene.
My kid stacked her iPhone on top of her iPad, she was i I'ing, I had to intervene.
by Chiaweb October 6, 2016
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blumpkin

when you get your dick sucked as you take a fat shit on the toilet.
Man! My asshole was on fire last night, your grandma gave me such a nice blumpkin opened up my anal cavity.
by ihategays41 December 10, 2018
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ashton

"hes so attractive, i want him so bad. He's such an Ashton"
by anonymous August 1, 2022
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