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A person who experiences the most unfortunate love, where destiny always works against them in relationships.
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Get the Tenderness mug.1. A sad bastard/bitch that torments children for 8 hours a day
2. A fag that sits in the front of a classroom while the kiddies/adolescents go insane
2. A fag that sits in the front of a classroom while the kiddies/adolescents go insane
God was walking on the Earth one day and came to a man who was crying. "Why are you crying?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm blind and have never seen my daughter's face".
God gave him sight. He continued walking and came upon a man weeping. "What's wrong with you?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm paralyzed and will never be able to hug my wife and children again". God granted him movement. He continued walking and met a man who was sobbing. "what's wrong with you?" God asked. The man replied, "I'm a teacher at an inner-city school". God cried with him.
God gave him sight. He continued walking and came upon a man weeping. "What's wrong with you?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm paralyzed and will never be able to hug my wife and children again". God granted him movement. He continued walking and met a man who was sobbing. "what's wrong with you?" God asked. The man replied, "I'm a teacher at an inner-city school". God cried with him.
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Get the Teacher mug.1) Acronym for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Spaceship owned by the Doctor from Dr.Who, with the ability to travel through space and time. Takes the form of a 1950's British police box, although this is merely because the camouflage unit is malfunctioning. The TARDIS is also a lot bigger on the inside than on the outside, theoretically, it can be infinite in size.
2) A woman who sleeps around; who is "Bigger on the inside than on the outside"
2) A woman who sleeps around; who is "Bigger on the inside than on the outside"
"It's called the Tardis . . . . it can travel anywhere in time and space . . . . and it's mine!"
"Awh man! I regret sleeping with Jenny, last night! She's such a Tardis!"
"Awh man! I regret sleeping with Jenny, last night! She's such a Tardis!"
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