Urban Dictionary

to many johnsons, to many whales

A bitch, a nerd maybe... and someone who blabbers

A hybrid vehicle made by Porsche, to match the Ferrari LaFerrari, and the McLaren P1.

Acronym for Someone with an indefinite Lag time till they realize they're Slaves to Pompous Ass Preserving Protocols. Nearly synonymous with tool but more lavishly slavish. Also sees eye to eye with obsequious sycophants. This type person is deeply offended when an observation is made such as "groupthinkstinks because it panders to the lowest common denominator of base human nature". The cults of political personalities and party affiliationists thrive on these types.

to drop the absolute piss missile on a young polish woman. the act of the polish hammer is not completed without the act of putting a whole polish kielbasa up both participants rectums, the action must be quick like the German blitzkrieg into Poland. the polish hammer is in fact LETHAL causing the death or mortally wounding of both people involved. It is said in polish legend that the pleasure felt is pure nirvana, so yes it is worth dying for.

Someone who writes half a sentence, sends a random letter, and an emoji

Confusion collocating with arrogance.
Confused + Arrogant