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metrosexual

A metrosexual is a heterosexual man who regularly takes a bath thereby achieving the distinguished body odor usually attributed to homosexuals.
"There's no smell of beer and cigarettes on him. He must be a metrosexual."
by ArtDeco January 5, 2009
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Schala virus

1: A very strange phenomena that causes infected victims to become obsessed with the sorceress Schala from Chrono Trigger. The first infected one was supposedly Ozznova,but OniTTRay coined the term.
2: A growing shared account on GameFAQs.com
You see that guy over there with the Schala-Marle doujinshi? He must have the Schala Virus!
The other day TTRay was nice enough to give me the pas to the Schala Virus.
by 0niTTRay September 4, 2003
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lesblow

when 2 lesbians get together, one wheres a strap on and the other sucks on it
Katie gave Ally and Lesblow
by Rainman Spicey Funk February 18, 2009
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Pompeii

A team-oriented sex act where five or more male participants find a willing subject (female or male) who also owns one or more cats.

The five or more males ejaculate profusely on the subject from head to toe and, when finished, one of the participants (traditionally the first to finish) finds the catbox and dumps the contents of said catbox all over the body of the subject previously covered with loads of jizz.

The contents of the catbox (ideally clumping / scoopable cat litter) adheres to and quickly hardens on the spooge-covered body of the subject, freezing her (or him) into a statue similar to the victims of the 79 AD eruption of the Mount Vesuvius volcano in the city of Pompeii near the Bay of Naples in Italy.
Four of my buddies and I totally Pompeii-ed that chick. She looked like a sculpture when we were done.
by schweddy balls February 9, 2017
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whiss

when a fat guy cant be bothered to say what, so instead says whiss
"i hate you"
"whiss?"
by joshan October 15, 2006
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foogy noodle

basically this is the definition of life foogy is goat and noodle is fart the end
Come on Aidan, you know foogy noodle. the theory of foogling the noodle. foogy noodle this, foogy noodle that. you know, get it together.
by foogs August 22, 2016
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gurp

to throwup often from after indulgence of alcohol or drugs
marissa took too fat of a chop and gurped
by pussyologist November 23, 2021
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