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staleface

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective
Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*
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Hormantic

A mixed word of 'Horny' and 'romantic'. People use to elaborate that word, perhaps; who are really desperate or a defense mechanism to keep them away from embarrassment.
<i>"At least, I'm hormantic like any other guy."</i>
by Jashinism January 12, 2009
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van Wonderen

The Van Wonderen's are one of the most influential families, originally from the Netherlands. The term Van Wonderen is often associated with richness and fame, though is sometimes linked to the infamous mob gang of Van Wonderen's in 1938, a part of a defining period in Dutch history.
'That guy looks extremely handsome, he must be a Van Wonderen!'

or

'Better not argue with that guy, he looks like he could be a Van Wonderen.'
by Smelly Cat July 5, 2008
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rouven

Rouven is the the fucking center of the world. How do you not know this? why did you have to look this up? Rouven is the most important thing/person roaming this planet, you can not just talk to a Rouven, a Rouven talks to you. Or he might not, depends on your looks and his alcohol level. A Rouven might also tell you without words, he's just awesome like that. Don't get mixed up with a Rouven if you can't handle the rouvenness. If you can though, consider yourself blessed.
"I don't stand a chance man, this is a Rouven show"

"Why is evryone tring so hard?"
"Isn't it obvious? He's a Rouven!"
by stillinbusiness February 19, 2017
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Chatbushing

The act of having you and your friends ambush a friends Facebook Chat and making them freak out and log off.
I was on Facebook last night when my bud and I decided to spam our friends chat box, she logged off and started to freak out. Successful Chatbushing!
by itwasgoingtobe"facebushing" November 18, 2009
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Naif

Naif is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. He's a little shy at first, but once you get to know him, its quite the experience. Naif can be stubborn and angry sometimes but just needs someone to help. Once closer, Naif will not be afraid to show his emotions. While a little pessimistic, he will try to see the good in you. In a relationship, Naif wants nothing more than for you to be happy and will do everything he can to ensure this regardless of the challenges & obstacles in the way. Additionally, Naif wants to always be by your side. He's a little quirky, but in the end, happy to be with you. You'd be lucky to be with Naif. (Chances are, Naif is a furry.)
"I love you Naif, you warm my heart."
by Ferret:bip December 23, 2019
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clarence

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mrclarenceW
by vzmpkb April 22, 2022
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