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Hit the poles

Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
by SaturnHoshi February 14, 2019
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t-bone

The act of growling and barking n the sidelines of a football game/practice then going and laying out a fagget churchville chili kid who thinks he is cool when he kicks and punches the other teams players.
Holy S*** you t-boned him!
by gcam104 August 4, 2010
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Shitshow

The act of being belligerently drunk. Usually involving no more than two people. The drinker is constantly dancing. Strange Dance moves involving squatting, awkward body positions, and off beat dancing to the music usually alone.

Blacking out is a key part in being a Shitshow.
Hannah- "Emily do you remember last night?"
Emily- "Not at all"
Liz- "You two were a complete Shitshow when you were dancing on the tables"
by La fonnnnnnnda August 12, 2009
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Potluck Pussy

When a man has sexual relations with a female at a potluck.
I just had the best potluck pussy ever.
by Rich Tha Kid June 12, 2022
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Whetton

Verb. To 'melt' or 'pussy' out of something, in the unsuccessful hope of sexual conquest.
Guy 1: Is Jack coming to Hardwell tonight?
Guy 2: Nah mate, he's Whettoned out on us!
Guy 1: What a Whetton.
Passer By: SCHWEFFING CHUUUUUUUD

Guy 1: What was Jack up to last night?
Guy 2: Mate, he was Whettoning till the break o' dawn with that slut.
Passr By: CHUDDDING SCHWEEEFF
by VerySeriousDefinitions May 27, 2013
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retahded

1. pronunciation of "retarded" attributed to residents of the Boston area

2. stupid, silly, asinine, pointless; devoid of logic, substance, and/or justification (this usage should not be confused with "retarded")

3. adjective used to describe anyone who does not find janet reno sexually attractive
by no war April 29, 2003
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Cornhill Christmas Tree

A shopping cart or baby carriage adorned with shopping bags full of cans hanging off the sides. Often more well-decorated than the average christmas tree. Typically found in the Cornhill Neighborhood of East Utica, NY
Look how many cans he has! I bet he has a cornhill christmas tree at his james street apartment!
by uticany April 29, 2011
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