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fucktard

why do you have to be a fucktard
by LiL bRaT January 13, 2008
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Smootch

1. A kiss.

Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.

2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.
1. After their date Sally gave Joe a smootch on the cheek and they parted ways for the evening.

2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"
by liveMike December 14, 2009
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Spoiled

Can't you see?I'm a spoiled boy.I'm still not ready to use a lawn motor.
by Toa Pohatu April 12, 2017
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dillon michael boyle

Best person in the world and a loving friend!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dillon Gather Sincom November 15, 2017
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Junk Drawer

A larger than average posterior.
Look at the junk drawer on that mf’ing Christmas elf!
by Neckbone McGee December 3, 2020
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O'Barackysama Bin'Yodan

A cult that worships O'Barackysama Bin'Yodan. Who is a mix between Osama, Baby Yoda and Barack Obama. Our official website is: . Please let me know if you wish to join.
Oh damn; I wish I could sacrifice myself to O'Barackysama Bin'Yodan like the rest of the cool kids.
by LeadWorshipperOfO'Barackysama December 10, 2019
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blakes dick

its long and massive
man i have blakes dick
by 273747576777 April 19, 2018
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