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comcast

Adds $200 cable package to your bill without permission when you never had or wanted cable and dont even own a cable box. Then tells you they dont know how it got on your bill, assures they will remove the mystery charge and then only credits you $50
Youve paid comcast $40 a month for internet only for a few years then you get a bill for $240 for the biggest cable package they offer and you dont even have a cable box. You call and they tell you you owe $600 for back charges!?! Wtf
by enter_text_here April 3, 2015
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School

A place where teachers torture you and were most kids suffer from anxiety, depression, and stress,
I want to die because of school
by random person typing December 2, 2019
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check mate

when you find yourself in a situation where you don't know what 'move' to try next when trying to get the attention of a person you fancy.
A. "I really want to call this guy i like"
B. "Why don't you?"
A. "Oh Coz I'm in check mate".
by jiggalover November 15, 2010
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mancheck

1. man-check, man-checked (n. or v.)the process of having one's manhood tested or questioned especially due to females or female type circumstances, i.e. girlfriends or shopping.
2.(v.) Having your or a friend's manhood tested because they are pussywhipped
1. Tommy needs a mancheck, he ditched the barbecue to go shopping with his girlfriend.

2. We gave Tommy a mancheck because he wanted to stay home and watch "The Notebook," rather than play poker.
by Jonathan Calderon December 16, 2008
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c&c

the act of eating cheerios with cum
That nasty bitch had C&C for breakfast!!
by PussyPants June 22, 2006
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Ell

South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology
A loss
Ell man how you let that owe get away
by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021
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Colloquialitist

(Ca-low-kwee-ahl-leet-ist) A portmanteau of "colloquial" and "elitist". A Colloquialitist is a person who believes in maintaining the use of formal or "proper" English words. This usually applies to both speech and writing, although some are only concerned with one or the other. The colloquialitist can often be recognized by their use of the phrase "that's not a word" upon being confronted with non-standard or colloquial English words or phrases.

Writing-centric colloquialitists often take opposition toward what they regard as improper contractions, such as "gonna" or "wanna" (terms spelled as the writer speaks them, rather than in their correct written form of "going to" and "want to") or toward verb tenses that they feel are incorrect – such as "snuck" instead of "sneaked". Knowingly or not, colloquialitists of this type are moving against the evolution of language, and often irritate people who use colloquial terms, slang words, or simply a different dialect of English to the colloquialitist in their writing.

Speech-oriented colloquialitist's arguments typically regard pronunciation – such as "both" being pronounced "bolth". This type of colloquialitist may not understand that the pronunciation in question might be correct in the speaker's own dialect or area, or believes that only their own dialect is correct.

This term should not be confused with "grammar-Nazi", or applied to people who oppose provably incorrect use of language such as spelling errors.
Man 1: Did you know that Jennifer Garner argued with Conan O'Brien last night on whether or not "snuck" was a word? She insisted that it wasn't, and said that since Conan went to Harvard he should know better.
Man 2: I bet he didn't take that well.
Man 1: No he did not. He got out a dictionary and read the definition of "snuck" to her face on air.
Man 2: Serves her right for being such a colloquialitist.
by Astrolounge August 14, 2010
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