this is crazy, yahnawahimean

I was shizzing last night and it burned the bejesus out of my ass.

I had a nightmare that I saw Todd naked and it scared the bejesus out of me.

lo!

(Noun) "Is that a queef i just heard?"
(Verb) "One is about to queef"

She was salty because she lost the game.

Lee is a fucking hustla baby, i just want you to know, its not where i've been but where i'm about to go

Girl tickles a guy and says "neener-neener" as she does it.