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weighst

Another term for a 'waist'

this term can only be used when one has a rubber ring around their weighst
Caitlin jumped in the pool with the rubber ring around her weighst.
by Hubert-Cumberdale July 26, 2011
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Rumpot

A woman who drinks to excessiveness and becomes increasingly violent with each drink.
Lindsay Lohan is a fuckin’ rumpot!
by pseudorimms September 4, 2018
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throat broke

Female with a scratchy raspy voice kinda manly. When she sings its off key and missing. She throat broke.
That girl can't sing for shit, she throat broke.

What is wrong with her voice?
She throat broke
by GummyBearJuice September 18, 2021
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crystal ball

round ball made of crystal or glass that one unveils with humility late at night when no ones looking,to gather and place information of the current situation,to be reviewed and understood at a later date to gain a better knowledge of the patterns and progress of life
intuition,clockwork, synchrocyclotron in use is like crystal ball in reverse ;D
by mr.eofadd October 30, 2007
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Frape

Facebook-rape. Where you accidentally leave your facebook logged in while your friends change all of your details to comically misleading things or add you to all of the penis-related groups on Facebook
'Christ, I really got Fraped last night by Dan.'
by LaikaSpout June 21, 2009
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new fridge

I just got a new fridge bruh.
by OofGoose February 1, 2018
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Jordan

"One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstasy, and sleep..." -Richard Dooling, Brain Storm
1. Jordan is a cuntivore

2. Jordan = cuntivore

3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."

4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan

5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"

"Yes."
by BadManThomas August 16, 2011
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