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B&E

Guy: "You up for B&E tonight?"
Dude: "Hell yeah! It tastes even better at night!"
Dane Cook: "I've done one of those. Check these out."
Guy: "Why are you holding 9 doors?"
by jazzzman627 January 26, 2009
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Flacid

Gettin' mad soft or limp.
Girls Question: "If I were an ice cream cone, how would you eat me?"
Peter Griffin: "I'd eat you real fast, before I got flacid"
Stacker McRandler: "I'd invite my friend Ronny over, and we'd give you a double dip"
by Johnny McSteampot March 8, 2008
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Faggotless

It has been a faggotless winter for us here
by percival douglas February 20, 2011
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clingy girlfriend

Girlfriend that texts you 24/7, who stalks you through your window as you slowly fall asleep every night. Can't get you off her mind and gets jealous when you talk to another girl...even if it's your mom!
She texted me like 25 times in the last second. Wow she is such a clingy girlfriend.
by KaityLady May 13, 2016
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Cunt

A "Cunt" is an obsolete word for a side pouch that was once warn by farmers making hay bails. An implement called a Prick was kept in the Cunt and was used to prick and capture the twine from one side of the hay bail to the other. Later uses of the words Prick and Cunt have now become deflationary remarks. Cunt is not a swear word, once you know its real definition.
He reached into his Cunt and took out his Prick to work the hay bails.
by Proff know it all August 29, 2011
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Mayham

Hank just went mayham on Kenny bro, he's all messed up.
by Sumting Wong June 1, 2018
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refuse to come back

a person who has already reached a higher levels of existence and ironically called "refuse to come back " because he actually can't
damn we be chillin last nigh and since than josh refuse to come back
by yournumber1admioror March 28, 2020
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