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linges

Aww that linges is so cute!
by Freedaughter November 26, 2018
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Musabeha

Musabeha is extremely smart abs intelligent and such a COOL girl, so cool but so hot at the same time she could steal yo man’s. If you find a MOOSE marry her frrrr frrr!!!! She’s gorgeous and funny and a queeeen 😳🥵😍🥺🥰🤧
Have you seen Musabeha today? She so HOT damn, I wanna wife her up.
by Hot💜tofu November 22, 2021
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Michael

Kid who cries for no reason, essentially, a massive sook. See also Jordan
Michael totally cried today when I asked how he was.
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Krunk

that party was krunked out cuz
by d1ddY September 11, 2003
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Talkhor

Talkhor is an old persian word consisted of two parts:
Tal, which means opium and khor that has taken from verb "khordan" and it means to eat or to swallow.

Talkhor is someone who swallows small pieces of opium.
-Are you smoking with us?
-No! Ima save my lungs for future. Today I'll be talkhor.
by Foxphord October 20, 2023
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Stodge Rocket

The Stodge rocket is when a males scrotum and hair hangs lower than the penis itself.
Emily: Omg Becky Callum has the Stodge Rocket buggy he should probably neck himself
Becky: I know right
by Poonranger May 14, 2014
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Armored AIDS Bears

America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.
Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?

Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears
by Jacques Charlot June 30, 2008
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