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Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.
Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs
by Ranszy October 17, 2019
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Tanzley

Tanzley is special. Tanzley can be used as a name for your dog. Tanzley means so much to me.
Everyone loves Tanzley.
by Tanzley November 22, 2021
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Pixie Dick

When a guy coats his penis in colored sugar.
Jessie: How was your date last night?
Allie: Well he surprised me with his pixie dick!
Jessie: Oooooo! What flavor?
Allie: Banana. mmmm.
by goodmorning sunshine September 29, 2014
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Cock-klepto

1. One who will beg borrow and steal to get cock.
2. a girl who steals another girls boyfriend.
Ex. Jolene is a striaght up cock-klepto. That trifilin ho stole brad from me !
by Nyneduce April 27, 2006
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radical capitalism

All factors of production are owned privately, and people make all economic choices for themselves without any regulation.
A good example of radical capitalism is the country of Zambia.
by William Malins May 26, 2008
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Shext

To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.
I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.
by TOcThis January 3, 2013
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lambaru

A four-legged divine animal. It could be fuzzy.
This lambaru is found at Varkon.
by Acylos The Silver Predator December 26, 2022
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