by Sjnsiosu9s9h April 21, 2022
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When you buy a car that you cant afford.
When you invite the neighbours round and then upset all of them by just being you.
When it seems like a good idea to call in sick because you've 'had a death in the family'
When you're sat by the loo because cleaning up sick from the floor doesnt seem exciting. Plus the cleaner (your mom) ain't coming for 2 weeks.
When everyone looks 28 and that's young.
When you can afford to buy 3 for 100.
When all you wanna do is forget the day before.
When you invite the neighbours round and then upset all of them by just being you.
When it seems like a good idea to call in sick because you've 'had a death in the family'
When you're sat by the loo because cleaning up sick from the floor doesnt seem exciting. Plus the cleaner (your mom) ain't coming for 2 weeks.
When everyone looks 28 and that's young.
When you can afford to buy 3 for 100.
When all you wanna do is forget the day before.
Hello Ron,
No, I'm not happy about being at work for 7.15am but you know, I'm adulting.
Oh thanks Phil, yes I have an adult car as I'm adulting.
What's a #? I'm too old to know, but I'm adulting..
No, I'm not happy about being at work for 7.15am but you know, I'm adulting.
Oh thanks Phil, yes I have an adult car as I'm adulting.
What's a #? I'm too old to know, but I'm adulting..
by Dave Did It April 15, 2021
a guy that is really inteligence and really don’t give a fuck about anything.
p.s. he has a GIGANTIC penis
p.s. he has a GIGANTIC penis
by bigmommymilkers999 November 23, 2021
Creature of epic purportions. Generally the average food service director at a high school. Large, in charge, and often hairy, she is rumored to actually be a giant cockroach. Common in cafeterias and boiler rooms. Is claimed to lay eggs in lockers and make cafeteria food out of children. See behemoth
1. Look at the size of that lunchback! So that's what devoured Carlos...
2. John took his spoiled milk to the lunchback to get a refund, and she poured it in her file cabinet!
3. The lunchback has laid eggs in my locker!
2. John took his spoiled milk to the lunchback to get a refund, and she poured it in her file cabinet!
3. The lunchback has laid eggs in my locker!
by Spunktastic May 19, 2007
Beaverhouzen is a random nickname you give a lady that is down as fuck and is always causing some riff raff. She gets really drunk, but always keeps it classy. A Beaverhouzen deserves this name; EARNED, NOT HANDED.
You are being such an Anastasia Beaverhouzen.
by Anastasia Beaver October 15, 2013
When a young man refrains from shaving until a noticeable stubble is present, evoking a cool grunge style.
Only certain men can pull the Matthew McConaughey without looking like a bum.
Only certain men can pull the Matthew McConaughey without looking like a bum.
Girl: You got some stubble.
Guy: I know, I need to shave.
Girl: No, don't do that! You got the Matthew McConaughey going and it's working for you!
Guy: I know, I need to shave.
Girl: No, don't do that! You got the Matthew McConaughey going and it's working for you!
by MHS Graduate 09 September 12, 2009