Urban Dictionary

Slang in Oklahoma and North Texas. An interchangeable noun that can mean almost any plural object, much like the word "Smurf" in the cartoon days of old. Often used incorrectly in english with the leading word "them".

When idiots on Facebook misspell engagement, normally accompanied by bad grammar. The act of fellatio which is supposed to come right before the marriage.

Zoe is the type of person who cares about people unconditionally. She loves with all her heart and soul. Zoe is strong in every way possible, she uses her voice to stand for what is right, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. She will make you laugh the hardest, smile the wisest and love with everything you have. Zoe can be both an introvert and extrovert so you must care with her in different styles. She has the best style, so you will always be stealing her clothes. Keep Zoe with you through life, she will always be there to listen or dance around when a boy breaks your heart, but all in all she will always give you the best advice. She kicks ass in every way possible, because she is just that cool! That’s why you love her.

Someone who thinks they know everything about everyone, when they actually dont. They usually start a fight over it or say it just to make you mad. Also known as a Know it all

the name of the police officer who unjustly beat, arrested, or even killed someone. Made famous by Jello Biafra and punk bands like leftover crack

A sexual maneuver that is performed by getting on a Ferris wheel, waiting till your at the top and masturbating onto the cart below if they're open casket type. As the jizz hits their shoulder, you caw like a madman and cry out "BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL!!"

Someone who has a special affinity for pens.