Urban Dictionary

A result of the ass sphincter pinching off a shit. The tapered end of a shit is a result of the ass snappling shut. A perfect snapple leaves a short, sharp tapered end to yesterday's intake. Talented snapplers have demonstrated the ability to chop their log into smaller peices which may be an evolutionary trait of peoples living in water depleted areas where low flow toilets are commonly found.

They're toxic af but you will like them anyway even though you don't know why tf do you even like them. And they either friend zone or brother zone all the boys in their life andddd also won't watch 500 days of summer and ghosting you once a month is completely normal

God's favorite person

Austin Powers's doppelganger that became President of Argentina. Self described anarcho-capitalist, once cloned his dog and despises communists. Hates the state so much he would shove anything that has to with it up his ass.

When you cannot go to the bathroom, in fear of someone hearing you.

Acting different than you usually do and in a way nobody likes .

The rag or towel used after male intercouse in order to wipe the lube in and around the anus.