Urban Dictionary

Being "blonde blind" refers to the tendency for many men to ignore or be oblivious to a woman's less-than-attractive facial features just because she has blonde hair. This blindness is especially profound when the woman also has large breasts or is wearing enough make-up to further the illusion of attractiveness. Often, prettier brunettes and red-heads are ignored by men altogether if these women are in the company of, or are in close proximity to, a girl with any shade of blonde hair, no matter what the blonde looks like facially.

Emily is the definition of a SIMP. She likes to go for noodle head looking boys who are addicted to nicotine. All Emily’s need a reality check to stop simping for these boys who are not IT.

One who dunks apples.

A poser. Someone who likes to think he’s buff but really is scrawny. Usually wears his siblings clothing, without permission. Chases girls that are actually dudes. Has a long neck, small feet (you know what I mean), and a big mouth that won’t shut up. To summarize, Kevin is a loser.

To blatantly and openly cheat or break with rules when unnecessary, usually due to laziness; demonstration of unwillingness or disinterest to continue in a competition by intentional self-disqualification

Abbreviation for Deuce Bomb. A particularly stinky fart, the type that generally forces you (at least I should certainly hope anyways...) to change your droors. Possibly the most rude fart to let go in the company of others.

Degenerative Monk Syndrome (DMS), this occurs when a teacher is initially held with high regard and slowly their fuckups pile up and become unlikeable