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puppies

Slang in Oklahoma and North Texas. An interchangeable noun that can mean almost any plural object, much like the word "Smurf" in the cartoon days of old. Often used incorrectly in english with the leading word "them".
"I wanted to bring in the pecans, but them puppies just ain't hit the ground yet."

"My mom made up flapjacks today, and them puppies was delicious."
by Beezus November 7, 2004
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engagment

When idiots on Facebook misspell engagement, normally accompanied by bad grammar. The act of fellatio which is supposed to come right before the marriage.
Come celabrate Anne and Matt's Engagment...She just cant take the suspinse!!!11!
by LaLa Lola February 1, 2008
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Zoe

Zoe is the type of person who cares about people unconditionally. She loves with all her heart and soul. Zoe is strong in every way possible, she uses her voice to stand for what is right, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. She will make you laugh the hardest, smile the wisest and love with everything you have. Zoe can be both an introvert and extrovert so you must care with her in different styles. She has the best style, so you will always be stealing her clothes. Keep Zoe with you through life, she will always be there to listen or dance around when a boy breaks your heart, but all in all she will always give you the best advice. She kicks ass in every way possible, because she is just that cool! That’s why you love her.
„Who is that? Her style is next level”

“Zoe is so beautiful inside and out

“Whoa that girl is so strong minded and she is using her voice for good”
by hallihallo November 21, 2021
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Funky Muffin

Someone who thinks they know everything about everyone, when they actually dont. They usually start a fight over it or say it just to make you mad. Also known as a Know it all
That gurl over der id one funky muffin! She be gettin up in muh face yesturdayh and i was like gurl please!
by GuppyTiger April 10, 2011
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officer friendly

the name of the police officer who unjustly beat, arrested, or even killed someone. Made famous by Jello Biafra and punk bands like leftover crack
We were just leaving the show when officer friendly beat me across the head with his billy club.
by EVC June 28, 2007
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Raging Seagull

A sexual maneuver that is performed by getting on a Ferris wheel, waiting till your at the top and masturbating onto the cart below if they're open casket type. As the jizz hits their shoulder, you caw like a madman and cry out "BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL!!"
"CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"
"What the fu-"
"BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL."
"I'll Fucking kill you!"
by The Crazed Fiend August 23, 2008
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pen whore

Someone who has a special affinity for pens.
A pen whore is a person who picks up any pens coworkers may have left unattended. Also known to follow company representatives to their vehicles in order to obtain more pens
by lamarcountylady September 7, 2010
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