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m4gery

A rifle, of the general configuration of the Colt M4(tm), that is not actually made by Colt.

An M4 is generally considered to be of the M16 family and having the following features: A short gas system, a barrel weighted in front of the front sight post with a cut out to facilitate the mounting of an M203 grenade launcher, an adjustable stock and feed ramps that extend from the barrel extension into the upper receiver.
"That kool-aid drinking homo said my rifle is not an M4 because my feed ramps were not carved by Samuel Colt himself"
by eodinert May 24, 2005
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Ceeday

by RestfulCandle5 September 6, 2018
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willy wanker

British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.
He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.
by Worthleast January 5, 2009
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hh twitter

Short for "Hip-Hop Twitter." Originally a place where people engaged in friendly hip-hop related discussion online on Twitter, hh twitter (or just hht) has turned into a concoction of "hot takes," haters, simps, and e-girls overusing repeated formats such as ">," and "pick a row or column." Everything is exaggerated, either trash or top tier, either overrated or underrated.
"Hey, I'm new to hh twitter. My favorite rappers are Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar. RT to find mutuals"
by Derrrperrr May 23, 2020
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Ariten

noun - AH-ree-ten

Someone who is generally withdrawn, yet also charismatic. Very loving and romantic in non-familial relationships.
Slow to anger, but upon reaching the boiling point will fly into a psychotic rage, often injuring themselves and others, though never their loved ones.

Extremely loyal; will never cheat in a relationship or go behind their friends' backs, and expects the same of their partner and friends. Betraying their trust is, to them, the worst thing you could ever do, and they will be unlikely to ever speak to you again should you cross them.

May lie to others to help them feel better about themselves or their situation, but will be truthful if asked. However, they dislike being lied to, regardless of intent.

They prefer being in relationships in which they can openly communicate, with both partners being able to freely ask questions and share opinions, but have difficulty initiating such communication.

An Ariten is a perfect friend or lover if you want someone you can trust and talk with openly, who is very sensitive and sympathetic, and will stand up and fight for or with (as in side-by-side, not against!) you when you need it most.
A: Did you hear what what happened at the park yesterday?
B: Yeah, Beth's Ariten went apeshit and junk-punched some some moron who wouldn't leave them alone.
A: Hard to believe that's the same guy who's always singing love songs and hugging her every five minutes.
by D Artora June 28, 2011
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ETA

an abbreviation of "Edited to Add," frequently used by bloggers.
ETA: It's true! He totally LOVED my panties.
by bollocks June 25, 2004
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Fudge Pillows

While the white whale was going down on Ed, he whispered softly to her, "stick your finger between my fudge pillows"
by memphis mojo January 28, 2010
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