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Dingeltard

Dingeltard...a person who is a retarded shit ball that clings to people, in hopes of bettering themselves. Socially, financial, intellectually, etc.
That Jabroni is a freaking dingeltard.
by Julie the Great April 21, 2017
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Dman

An honourable replacement for the word "bro". A "dman" would be the type of bro who pays for your drink in a bar. A "dman" would compliment your penis size, regardless of the size. A "dman" would buy 100+ items on, let's say, a Minecraft server, just for the sake of giving it away to his fellow bros.

Dman is who you should strive to be.
Dman is love.
Dman is life.
Person 1: Dude, don't worry about the murder charges, man. I'll take the fall.
Person 2: *Sniff*, you're my dman, dude. I love you.
by Krazy <3 January 28, 2016
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Tap dat Ass

1. to engage in sexual relations with another. comes from the root: tappimus datus assimus
refers to tapping a keg
Boy, I'd sure like to tap dat ass.
by fallacy October 30, 2001
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Involuntary Yoga

The odd and often uncomfortable positions an alpha male will contort his lover into in search of the hottest, most ball draining orgasm ever.
Man dude, I ran Jenny through a serious involuntary yoga class last night. I had her shoulders behind her knees at one point. No chance she’s walking without assistance today!
by buddhiistboy May 9, 2020
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Kourtney Kardashian

The only Kardashian-Jenner that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Khloe Kardashian is telling her to die with a good Snapchat going through.
"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Kourtney Kardashian
by evelynjean May 20, 2020
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Jimmy

Another word for a fucking dick often confused with a dildo
Woah its fuck face jimmy
by HEhehensnsh April 20, 2018
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myspace

It's 2009 and you're still on Myspace?
by God the Bounty Hunter March 8, 2009
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