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When you grab a man by the balls and squeeze so hard he starts babbling academic words that's don't make sense.
Friend: So what does your boyfriend scream out when he orgasims?
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him
You: Photosynthesis
Friend: Why?
You: Because I was detectiving him
by HongleDongle June 21, 2020
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instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.
while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.
by DaddyDaou & Father GG July 7, 2023
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(adjective) a means of describing such a person.
(adjective) a means of describing such a person.
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