Urban Dictionary

Very dumb person

Never right
Small dick
Thinks sophie is amazing

😘

When one sticks his penis in a toilet full of diarrhea and pulls the shit up with his penis and then get's a blow job while he has disgusting multicolored feces on his penis. And then after he is done, he makes out with the one who gave him a blow job.

come from the words. iPod and Microsoft

=isoft

The isoft is what happens when a power hungry turtle neck (steve jobs) and a bottlecap glasses homophobe (bill gates)

put aside the hate for each other in an attempt to enslave humanity the isoft has one function -seek out inteligent life and consume.

The isoft works in the simple way of being used as tolietpaper-
the user wipes his ass with the durable,non stainable , polyfiber composite.
When contact between saids asshole and the isoft paper is met the isoft releases tine nanobots to invade the users nervous system instaling pointless software such as
windows 7 , java , Microsoft exel , imovie , safari

and many more.
Once the nanobots have finished the programs are booted up and now the individual is under the command of the

mega- billjobz zord.

Child conceived by an unmarried woman having unplanned anal sex.

A Beautiful African American girl… who has a very kind heart.Someone you can depend on to be a trustworthy and honest friend she will definitely go hard for the ppl she love💕

Slovenia's fucking farming machine. Drives Zetor everywhere. Has large cock and pleases women while milking bulls.

Moving your jaw up and down and making words come out. It might sound strange to some, but once you go outside instead of browsing UD all day you'll get used to it.