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get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.
A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.
by acrestare July 3, 2011
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Jonas Brothers

Possibly the most fuckin AMAZING people in the world, on the outside AND in!!!

-Nick is mine, btw. And Joe. And Kevin.
-Not to mention their really nice.

-The three gentlemen hail from Wycoff NJ, are Christian, and wear "virgin" rings.
-Nick used to be on Broadway, so the shit that they are talentless brainwashing creatures is just stupid.
I will have to make a connection here: the people who hate Disney and everything to do with it would-probably hate the Jonas Brothers. This is only because of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong”. Examples of Disney Stars who have gone “wrong” are Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan. And once again, please do us a favor and list a MALE star who has gone bad. I don’t think you will have much of a list. On the other hand, the people who like Disney LOVE THE JOBROS.
-If you see a home video made by them prior to their Disney career, a small part of it includes them singing and Nick talking about how he wrote songs.

And NOOO, they arent just displays of Disney. In Nicks "broadway years" he sang for many broadway albums. He also wrote a song, and it was put on Christian Radio. Later, Columbia and INO records found his voice/talent. You can check this in main sites like wikipedia.

To finish, the jonas brothers arent JUST liked by teenage girls. My parents also find them to be nice, cute, and talented people. I personally talked to a bodyguard who worked for them and he told me that they were very respectful, kind, and generous to everyone. so this nonsense that their cocksuckers is just shit from people who are prejudiced against Disney stars.
Girl: The Jonas Brothers Rock, and we love them because they are sweet and talented! Not to mention SMOKINNN

Boy: Yeah, my uncle works as a bodyguard for them, I met them, they were soooo cool! they let me fly in their private jet. it was awesome!!!
by JB GURL 4 EVAA February 4, 2009
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mirage

its used to show what mirage is
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cozy

In real estate jargon, a very small room, apartment or house.
Cozy 1 bedroom basement apartment, full bathroom, furnished, air conditioning, utilities included $700
by Andrew MacKinnon April 22, 2008
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History Channel

TV channel owned by two of the largest media conglomerates (Disney and Hearst). used to have some mildly interesting programs from time to time, but is now mostly a source of blatant religious and government propaganda, or truly stupid subjects like the Nostradamus pseudoprophecies.
History Channel found it necessary to remind me how evil Saddam Hussein was about 400 times during the Iraq invasion, now I'm back to learning Bible stories again.
by ihatestupidtv January 10, 2007
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Circle of Life

Consuming food while sitting on the toilet taking a dump. Especially useful when you are hungry and have to go to the bathroom simultaneously. You don't have to make a choice. Do both.
Earlier today I was sitting on the john doing the circle of life with a ham sandwich.
by A Chase January 19, 2008
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slang dork

An adult who doesn't understand, or know how to use slang correctly, is called a slang dork.
My mom is freaking clueless. She tries to act all cool by using slang, but she always ends up sounding more like a slang dork.
by Somerlea April 17, 2014
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