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Tralfamadorian

A style of writing pioneered by Kurt Vonnegut in his work "Slaughterhouse-Five." Tralfamadorian style is defined by a cyclical process of moving forward, while also looping back, and ultimately finishing with the beginning.
From "Slaughterhouse-Five":

"It begins like this:
'Listen:
Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time.'
It ends like this:
'Poo-tee-weet?'"

(Refer to the novel for more information)
by Nathan Thrower October 14, 2004
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O Guiv

O Guiv - A type of gun or other projectile weapon used by the Tic-Tok generation to mug or steal from normal people.
*Press, twist, pull* Give me your money, i have O Guiv
by Trollyboy April 30, 2019
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Daushenae

A female who says ‘I’m done’, but is she ever really done? She also uses the term ‘I’m dead’, but that is untrue since she is immortal. A baby momma who is quiet and shy at first, but when comfortable with her surroundings, will never stop talking. Her hobbies include binge watching Jerry Springer and stalking profiles in her spare time. She will most likely find you ‘irritating’, but for humorous purposes.
You’re irritating, not like Daushenae.
by Natdaddyg November 14, 2020
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Lily

very epic and swagger very funny and has great sense of style
guy 1: hey is that lily who is very cool and epic?
guy 2: yes it is lily who is very cool and epic!
by moth broflovski November 7, 2021
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aol

A clunky ISP whose message boards and chat rooms are infested with the most loathsome, illiterate, ignorant, brain-damaged, psychotic, neanderthalic, arrogant, petulant, knuckle-dragging, degenerate, gutter-dwelling, putrid, grotesque, macho blowhard, bible-thumping, unbelievably racist protohumanoid filth that ever crawled out of a toilet bowl in a gas station men's room somewhere. The only reason I still have AOL is to continue my sociological studies of AOL's cancerous abominations that crawl out from under their rocks to post there. It's an internet hive for the absolute scum of American society.
My current theory is that every one of the Aint-It-Cool-News inbreds are AOL members; the shitheaded mentality is identical even down to the same style of illiteracy.
by Mr. Blond April 8, 2007
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infiniternally

An unlimited amount for an unlimited time. Unconstrained by the limits of space & time. An Infinite amount that lasts Eternally.
Eric told Cheryl that he loved her Infiniternally.
by erixink May 31, 2018
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silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
by ?fruit March 31, 2017
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