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Tomonday

when, on a Friday, a teacher or boss starts to say "tomorrow", but realizes that tomorrow is Saturday and nobody will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say Monday.
Teacher: "Class, don't forget that your field trip money is due Tomonday."
by sarahshifra May 3, 2009
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poggers

me, i am poggers
the guy who wrote this is so poggers,
yeah yeah i agree
by JudeO March 29, 2021
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mornaftereveninooning

used as a way of addressing all parts of the day because you're too lazy to type many different small words so you go with one big word.
morn-nin(g)
after-(n)oo(n)
eve-(n)ing
-good night, dude
-good mornaftereveninooning
-...what?
by kid who likes dani March 8, 2021
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Chav

Somone who thinks their "tough as" but are usually seen crying because someones said something about their mum.

They are seen wearing branded sports ware, hoodies, track suit bottoms, "bling", cap, and the chavettes carry knock off handbags like "Channel" and "D&G", short skirts (with curry stains on them) high heels, huge hooped earings that are big enough for Dolphins to jump through, and hoodies (taken from their ex partners).

Usually hang outside take aways like Mc Donalds and Burger king, Parks, and on the streets.

Chavettes are mainly fat and get pregnant at the age of 12 and by the age of 20 end up with 14 kids with names like Mercedes, Roxy, Brooklyn, Lambrini, Cherri, Chantelle, Preston (seen as a classy name for a baby chav), Klloee (Like Chloe), Clayton, Paris, Whitney, Chardonnay, Kandi, and Bentley
Chav: Awright baybe. How'z about we goes get a kabab and go clubbin'?

Chavette: Oi fuck aff! Ya know they wont let me in tha clubs, am only 14. Plus am feedin' for 2 now, go get me a large kabab.

Chav: Yahh awright. Oi! Lambrini get aurf that fuckin' dog!

*Baby chav Brooklyn pee's on carpet*

Chavette: Fuck me! Put 'im outside would'ya?

*Chav picks up baby and put's him in the garden. It is night time*

Chav 2: Ay! Look oo' it iz blud! *gives baby bottle of beer*

Chav: C'mon baybe. Letz go out "n" get pissed.

Chavette: Fyne! Put that Cbeebies on for em. That'll keep em' entertained. Fuck! That Tam keeps sendin' me textes (chav word for text) sayin' I stole 'er babeh (chav word for baby)
by Kumii September 22, 2009
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The greatest sign of boredom, when you type out every possible letter on the iPhone keyboard.
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by Withered611 March 8, 2021
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keesh

a level above hot so higher than hot
“They are very keesh” meaning they are very hot
by idek_at_this_point August 29, 2022
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Hardhy

Hardhy are extroverted, cosy, and friendly people. Hardhy is often concerned with attaining balance, harmony, peace, and justice in the world. With his vast stores of charm, intelligence, frankness, persuasion, and seamless connectivity, He is well-equipped to do so. He might be a little too easy-going and laid-back at times. Indeed, He is typically dedicated workers and leaders in their areas. He excel in “peacekeeping” professions because they have the rare ability to perceive all sides of an argument
Hardhy is also having hard time expressing himself to anyone
by Athena0311 July 16, 2022
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