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gotard

My friend is a gotard! he put his finger in a blender the other day.
by Christopher A Sears August 26, 2006
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Woworcism

The act of exorcising the demon of WOW (World of Warcraft) from a family member, friend or loved one.
I'm worried about Edmund, after three sleepless nights in a continuous raid, he may need a woworcism.
by eFrazes January 16, 2011
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sky nut

when the sky looks particularly beautiful and makes you nut yourself
Awe damn; sky nut.
by skynut22 December 25, 2017
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Evean

People who have this name are legendary at sports. warning:WILL BEAT YOUR ASS
Damn evean jus beat his ass up
by yungdaggerdickyuhhhh October 11, 2018
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morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and you find a plank of wood with eyes and a mouth in your bed.
When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!

Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
by Tristana December 13, 2012
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Unicycle

Less commonly known as an arranged circle of four or more unicorns, all having their horns stuck up either their 'partner's' anus or vagina (almost always for sexual pleasure).

Running around in a circle (almost similar to the joy of little girls running around dat maypole) can take place for personal amusement.

The crudely based derivatives include:
Uni- (contraction of 'unicorn' in this case; not meaning 'one' or 'single')
Cycle (as in the specific arrangement of horn-to-ass positions, creating one continuous loop)
1.Upon seeing this unicycle, the man threw up and began fapping to the spectacle.

2.Boy: "Weirdest circus ever."

Girl: "Oh, I didn't get to see it. What was it like?"

Boy: "There was this -this... unicycle! A bunch of clowns were riding it, too!"

Girl: "That doesn't sound too bad, I mean, ALL of those clowns on one unicycle? What's so weird about that?"

Boy: "Y-you don't wanna know. I... I think I'll g-*hurk* -go and lie down for a little bit..."

Girl: "Huh, that's weird. I usually find unicycles to be arousing... Hehe, hornplay."
by Angel Bunny January 8, 2013
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West Virginia Button Docking

The act of digging a matted clump of belly button lint out of your navel and placing it into the navel of another. It is a ceremonial exchange that represents the deepest of friendships.
Me and my buddy Vaughn were standing round the fire drunk when I rustled up some lint from my gut and gave him a West Virginia Button Docking!
by ENGinerding August 6, 2019
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