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The type of government you have now (circa 2022) in the USA. Where politicians are so retarded and so afraid to say what needs to be said and so disconnected and such grifters that it will be an absolute miracle if any of their names or children are respected at all within a decade let alone if they're not forcefully removed for the sake of decency.
Our tardocracy is so advanced in it's retardation that the tardocrats just keep patting themselves on the back while half of the people literally pray they could migrate to a new effin planet or wake up to a complete paradigm shift to escape their corruption, pandering, lying, lack of vision and implementation of systemic dysgenics.
by Patriot007 August 22, 2022
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Hey George, that file you sent me looks like someone was playing spacebar rodeo. Could you get them to fix their shit and send the file again?
by cheesebakesammy March 17, 2010
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Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
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