Urban Dictionary

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Moderate to largely populated city located in the east bay of northern California (aprx. 30 miles away from San Francisco). Crime level is extremely low, which in turn leads the popo to become bored out of their asses. They seriously do nothing but hide their badges in the shadows and wait for teenagers driving by and bust them for driving 5 miles over the legal speed limit. Dirty fuzz.

California High School is located within the city limits. The only truly awesome teacher is weights teacher Linda. Linda kicks more ass than a toilet with boots. The principal sometimes enjoys coming out at nightime and feeding on the tears of small children.

Two raging epidemics that have plagued the streets, shops, schools, and homes of San Ramon. They are the growing numbers of emo/scene kids and wiggers. Wiggers are white males who are struggling with a mental disorder that leads them to listen to rap, wear clothes too fucking many sizes bigger than needed, buy expensive fubu, and believe they are straight from the streets. Emo/scene kids are typically males that produce the excuse that they are "in touch" with their feelings in attempt to cover up the fact that they are truly a pussy to the limit. They normally wear tight girl pants, which leads us to believe they have no hint of male genitalia.

Most teenagers living in San Ramon complain too much that there is nothing to do and it's "hella" boring. There are actually more than enough ways and things to do that are fun in the big SR. The fast food restaraunt In-N-Out is located off of Crow Canyon as well.

House prices are dramatically increasing as well due to the popularity of "outsiders" moving into San Ramon. There are way too many fucking people in San Ramon now!! There use to be many rolling hills, now all there are is the many suburban communities designed so that all the houses are identical and cramped with no originality.

Otherwise, San Ramon is a pretty awesome place to live (besides the listed grievences).

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hz isn’t just good-looking he’s the definition of captivating. One smile from him and it’s over he pulls without even trying. That effortless charm, that athletic build, the confidence in the way he carries himself… it all comes together so naturally it’s unfair. He’s beautiful in every way possible. Beyond his looks, he’s got a heart that cares deeply, even after everything he’s been through. He can make you laugh and smile even when you’re both at your lowest—that’s rare, that’s real. Hz has that mix of sensitivity and strength that makes him stand out. He’s the type of guy women gravitate toward not just because of his looks, but because of his energy. If you’re lucky enough to be in his life, you better treat him right, because people like him don’t come around twice.

Love is the power that brings two lovers together to conquer their fears, build a bridge of trust, grow through disappointments, hold each other's hands tightly through their journey and heals the broken parts of their heart.

(knee-nuhr) interj. An interjection typically used to taunt, ridicule, or boast.

Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.

A slang term for a cowboy or rednecks penis