Urban Dictionary

Jerking off on Christmas Day

where all the real niggas at

The Can-Trick is a method of determining if/when lunch has arrived for the day(at lunch-sponsored firms). An employee will walk with an empty soda can to their company's lunch room to see if lunch has arrived for the day. Using an empty soda can increases the odds exponentially that lunch will actually be there when the attempt is made.

Somebody whos mouth smells distinctley of man goo

1. Someone who is extremely famous for their benevolence and affable, easy going personality
2. Analogous to medical-superhero, esp. one who saves lives at bus stops and on trains.

the shortest guy youll ever meet
his name is the thing youll want to jump off of when you meet him
kicks you from vcs like a little shit
overall nasty guy

means cool, replaces rad in the urban crowd. Rad is now a basic word, that the population has ruined.