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Dictionary

A word that doesn't need to be in the dictionary because if you know what the word means then there is no point to looking it up and if you don't know what a dictionary is, you will not be looking it up in one

Tim: What does the word dictionary mean?
Tom: Go look it up in the dictionary.

by Selia Aventheim April 5, 2012

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Kwanged

(v) to kwang, to be kwanged.

When a GPS system or online maps app thoroughly fucks up your directions and leads you to the middle of nowhere/the totally wrong destination instead of your actual destination. Also applies to fucking up local transport information.

Sorry we're late, we were totally fucking kwanged by Google maps on our way to the Chinese buffet.

We've been kwanged again!! This sketchy dirt path has NOT led us to the grand canyon, it's led us to the middle of the fucking woods! Now it's getting dark... where even are we??!

I missed my appointment this morning because Google maps fucking kwanged my bus route.

by Nefarious Mo July 16, 2021

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tyler allingham

croc wearing freak
(no friends)

you freak you wear crocs you tyler allingham

by saucy snail 69 June 14, 2022

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Google It And Prove It

Google It And Prove It is a term used to ask someone to prove what they are saying is true Googling it.

Kevin: Did you know that pigs can fly in Africa
Timmy: No they cant!
Kevin: Google It And Prove It!

by Clap Clap Meme Review June 11, 2018

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toot in my horn

Something you don't like or aren't interested in.

John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.

by Krearyal February 18, 2017

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