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A Sex Position involving shoving your thumb as far down a persons throat as possible. make sure to use a shirt for extra protection.
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The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.
However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.
The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.
However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.
Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...
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As he sat across from me on the couch saying his final hurl mary, I popped an alka seltzer and gave him the boot.
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Person 2: Oh, man. The ol’ stubborn turd situation? Yeah, been there.
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Person 2: Have you called Fredt?
Person 1: …Fredt? What’s he gonna do?
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Person 1: You think he would?
Person 2: He’s already on his way.
(Door bursts open.)
Fredt: Heard you needed a hand, buddy.
Person 1: …Fredt, you’re a real one.
Person 2: Oh, man. The ol’ stubborn turd situation? Yeah, been there.
Person 1: I’ve tried everything. I drank coffee. I sat there for like 20 minutes scrolling through my phone. I even did that weird little squat thing. Nothing.
Person 2: Have you called Fredt?
Person 1: …Fredt? What’s he gonna do?
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Person 1: You think he would?
Person 2: He’s already on his way.
(Door bursts open.)
Fredt: Heard you needed a hand, buddy.
Person 1: …Fredt, you’re a real one.
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