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A beautiful reality star best known for competing in Beauty and the geek, rock of love 2, i love money, charm school 2 and her own show megan wants a millionaire. Her show was cancelled because a crazy canadian contestant, Ryan jenkins killed his wife. She also once got into a fight with sharon osborne and sued her. Megan Hauserman is also a model and poses for playboy and benchwarmer trading cards. She is distinct from her fellow contestants for having a hot body with nicely shaped hips and is blonde( naturally brown).She also has a black and white chihuaua named lily.
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1. A word or sentence of nonsensical whimsy bordering on flibertygibbetness put forward by or uttered by Joey.
2. A common example of the bastardisation of the English Language during a converstaion occuring after a few too many Chardonnays with the girls namely Colly, Sal, Gretel and Lou.
3. The act or ability of being able to go totally off topic with the insertion of a word or action that will result in the wetting of the pant or at least a mad rush to the ladies room.
4. An uncanny ability to perform the exact opposite of any task set and to justify the end result with nonsense.
5. The art of being able to have not only both feet in ones mouth at the same time, but arms, legs and any other extraneous limbs, belonging either to oneself or others.
1. A word or sentence of nonsensical whimsy bordering on flibertygibbetness put forward by or uttered by Joey.
2. A common example of the bastardisation of the English Language during a converstaion occuring after a few too many Chardonnays with the girls namely Colly, Sal, Gretel and Lou.
3. The act or ability of being able to go totally off topic with the insertion of a word or action that will result in the wetting of the pant or at least a mad rush to the ladies room.
4. An uncanny ability to perform the exact opposite of any task set and to justify the end result with nonsense.
5. The art of being able to have not only both feet in ones mouth at the same time, but arms, legs and any other extraneous limbs, belonging either to oneself or others.
1. Joeyism: "Sal wants a Green Velvet Curtain for her birthday, so I thought we could get her a really nice shawl thats rusty coloured on the back and green on the front and she can wear it out on her birthday and she can hang it on a curtain rod and she can tie a big tassle around it and she can then use it as a curtain! Or do you think she would like jewelry?"
2. Joeyism: "I was in Crows Nest telling a friend how I'd just been visiting someone "over there". As I pointed behind me, my finger went right up the nose of a woman walking past".
2. Joeyism: "I was in Crows Nest telling a friend how I'd just been visiting someone "over there". As I pointed behind me, my finger went right up the nose of a woman walking past".
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A term used frequently by the YouTube comedy duo Twosetviolin and their fan base to denote anything that breaks the conventional rules of Classical music or musical instruments. The term originated with the video where they criticized Ben Lee for his terrible performance.
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