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geinocology

1)The best occupation in the world.
2)The study of vaginas.
Guy 1: Dude I have the best job ever!
Guy 2: What is it man?
Guy 1: Geinocology!
Guy 2: What the hell is that?
Guy 1: The study of vaginas!
by LikeOMFGWhip August 10, 2006
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Abi

A good study partner. He's friendly, and he talks a lot. Very good at some subjects but not a tryhard. He's into anime, and his profile picture prooves a lot. He writes a novel on Wattpad. He's determined to do it but didn't get much attention.

He talked about how he wanted to have a house in the middle of a forest but changed it to a big house with lots of high-quality katana. He also wants a customized katana, and he even named the moves. He wanted to try voice-acting but didn't get the right time since he's pretty busy.

He's tall. I don't have much to say about his mental state. He's friendly but sometimes annoying. He might seem like he's cocky- well, he is -not in most times, but still. Once you get to know him, you'll open a new perspective. He'll call you a lot once you get close and talks about many different perspectives and his experiences, although you are in the same grade.

He's a cat guy. He got trapped in too many friend zones and bro-zones. Overall, he's a nice guy.
"Ugh, he's annoying."

"He's an Abi anyway."
by urbibby March 2, 2022
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Shorted

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.
Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?
by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008
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Morrie

A Real gentleman and the best lover, a true gladiator in the bedroom, he loves to mix it up too making him a sexual god, he likes to mingle and party and is always the last to leave. A traveller who endears himself to visit as many countries as possible, the most monogamous of all males, he’ll adore you an fight to the death for you.
You’ll be sorry if you lose your Morrie
by Amanda phelps November 22, 2021
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Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.
“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”
by Rageberto October 8, 2022
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lmae

Pronounced luh{Mae}or l(stress on the l){Mae}, the word lmae has two definitions
1. Laugh my ass end, which is used to signify that a person needs a break to respond to another to stop laughing.

2. A more catchy and satisfying alternative to lmao and lol and can be used interchangeably. It doesn't actually have to signify that the other person is actually funny, much like its other variants. The only difference is that it can be used to begin statements because it sounds better with bruh.
1.A: Hey bro so apparently my crush turned out to be related to me and so I got rejected by her faster than my grades dropped this semester.
B:LMAE BRUH YOU WHAT.
A: Dude, don't just laugh at me help.
B:*wheezing and crying*
A: I don't even know why I'm friends with you.
2.A: Lmae bruh so I spent some time with Joey and it wasn't a complete clusterfuck.
B: Lmae I heard about it too. Turns out you are capable of human interaction.
A: ...............
by ArsenicandChill March 14, 2020
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Apolomail

The usually private mail that is sent to you and you alone by somebody generally apoligizing for their behaviour after publiclly casting dispersions, abusing or flaming you.
"I can't believe that bitch flamed you like that to the entire office!"
"Yeah but she did send me an apolomail afterwards"
"Fat lot thats gonna do, everyone thinks your a prick now."
by FistyTheFerret November 23, 2006
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