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Seth

A dumb bitch who only knows rape jokes
Seth!!you are a dumass!!!
by [ ] March 3, 2020
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boonie bopping

On a Sunday morning when the amish are goin to church on their bicycles you put a boxing glove on the end of a broomstick and while you are drivin by them punch them with the boxing glove
Man1: Alright you need me to get closer to the shoulder?
Man2: AW HERE ARE SOME OF THEM -punch amish-
Man1: WOW BOONIE BOPPING IS CRAZY
by p black July 13, 2006
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April 5th

April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum
Person 1: Ayo what day is it

Person 2: your mum

Person 1: oh it must be April 5th
by xoxo dumb bitch :) April 4, 2022
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duckitude

duckitude: to live life with resilience and optimism, to live in the present, to display duckiness, to feel ducky. Feeling ducky means feeling good, fine, or wonderful. The most significant historical and traditional aspect of "duckitude" is optimsim and resilience as noted in the almost ancient phrase -- "Like water off a duck's back." "The hard times were like water off a duck's back for him/her."
Resilience is not *just* about optimism — irony and an ironic perspective about the absurdness of many aspects of life can help keep a ducky floating upright. You can say the words “just ducky” in a tone that conveys, “things are really fine” or you can say it with a tone that translates “not even close to ducky.”

For those who are much more analytical, please note that the attitude of a ducky *is* different than the attitude of a duck, but similar. So, if that most popular duck-related quote is “he/she handled it just like water off a duck’s back” is true of ducks then it is three times more true of a rubber ducky.

Eckhart Tolle, the author of “A New Earth” and “The Power of Now,” offers us another view of “duckitude.” In both books, Tolle observes that when two ducks get into a tussle, they end it by flapping their wings and swimming off. As far as he can tell, they don’t stay mad – they don’t carry a grudge. They flap their wings and get on with life. The “duck lesson,” according to Tolle is “Flap your wings, which translates as ‘let go of the story.’” The human mind, in other words, often gets attached to THE STORY and relives it over and over again, thus, living mostly in the past and not in the present.

If you have duckitude, then you can be said to be duckified — kind of like dignified, but duckier. Use of the word might include “let’s go out and duckify the world” or “I am living the duckified life."
by rebelmage September 9, 2010
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guilliano

Guilliano can suck a coca cola can dry.
by humptydutymp December 5, 2018
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teabasting

to teabag (see: teabagging) without technique or skill.
i was teabasting that chicken head and accidentally got a rimjob
by babyjizzle October 15, 2007
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septic cunt

The descriptive word to define a truely repugnant, filthy, fuked out, piece of shit person.
Did you hear that *Jane's* boyfriend cheated on her with his dog!?
What an absolute Septic Cunt!
by CrandyBizkit June 2, 2016
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