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blood horn

Home made Kotex, using toilet paper approx 6" - 8" long 4" at the top. Then forms into a curved cone. After being worn it has fused & resembles a horn from a Rhinoceros that has lost a bloody fight.
Me- Hey Danny, ever seen a pig loren dropping?... Check out the bathroom....

Danny- "DUDE !!!", What the FUCK is it?"

Me- maybe you should sign a release form.

Danny- Come dude I shit outside, what the hell?

Me- a blood horn. 'Sasquatch' just left it when stepping into the tub

Danny- "No WAY!!"

Me- Its a cheap camera but I have Pics, proof that she is Royalty, pig loren Royalty!
by Ziggy77 October 5, 2006
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Sexyosity

The overwhelming sex-appeal of one Hilary Clinton. The word applied to any other individual is incorrect.
Hilary Clinton's sexyosity kept me from doing my homework.
by Nostrils December 18, 2008
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chimjisimike

Chimjisimike is an Igbo name meaning my God is holding me firmly.
Chimjisimike is just a normal guy trying his best to do what's right and meet the expectations of those around. Whenever he's faced with challenging situations he always finds a way through and comes out better for the experience.
He tries too hard to make those around happy and sometimes hurts himself in the process but never complains....
He's not scared of his mortality but instead has embraced it knowing that his life needs to be a light for those around him to follow.
Chimjisimike was such a nice guy I wish I got to know him better.
by Cj0905 September 29, 2020
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Asian Grading Scale

The Asian Grading scale is the scale Asian parents use to se how good their kids are doing.

Normal Kids Grading Scale:

A: Awesome
B: Good
C: Ok
D: Below Average
F: At least you tried

Asian Kids Grading Scale

A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family
Asian: Oh no, I got D in Biology, according to the "Asian Grading Scale" I need to stay on the streets.
Other kid: Stay at my house.
by Mr Adeep September 29, 2020
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The brown touch

when everything you touch turns to shit
Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.
by jennrrgh September 23, 2014
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Rap is gay

Possibly the truest statement ever uttered in the history of the world
1: Rap is gay
2: So true
by Nick (Private Info) January 12, 2008
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redonkulous

Contrary to whatever your reading the original word came from modern poker. The word is a combination of the 2 root words "Ridiculous" and "Donkey". The ridiculous comes for the bad judgment at a poker table and the Donkey is what poker players call other poker players that apply bad judgment. Hence "redonkulous" ridiculous donkey.
Why would call that bet with a 3 outer? That's redonkulous.
by Happychappy1796 September 8, 2009
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