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disapillity 

When someone gets disability because he/she is hooked on pills.
Rochelle's gonna go get her disapillity check so she can get her vicodin.
disapillity by Kharma January 29, 2009

Disgusting 

If sucking a dick is not disgusting, just think of how many wives gave their husband a blow job before church and decide whether you still want to drink a sip of wine at communion.
Priest- You can eat off the plate and drink out the cup.

Guy at church- I usually just drink out of my own cups and eat off my own plates, but I appreciate it, I'll pass though. I got enough disgusting stuff going on where I live.
Disgusting by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Female bond villain 

Something you don't see in a James Bond film. Ppl eople know they exist, but they're left in the dark about them.
The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.

vaccine racism

A vaccine in which people of color, regardless of age and health receive a vaccine first because society is structured for white people to live longer (and because they’re non-white). Therefore, they DON’T deserve the vaccine first, despite their age and health.
Young and healthy person of color: “Thanks for the COVID-19 vaccine, doc! I’m young and healthy, so I didn’t need it. But hey, I’ll take it!!

Old white person: damn bro. That’s vaccine racism af.

smooth jazz

I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz.
smooth jazz by inbe August 17, 2005
Klaas is a word describing the color of shit.
Klaas by piglh September 27, 2017
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