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Post-Valentine

(N.) Is someone that goes out of town or has previous arrangements that don't allow he or she to be an official Valentine to someone else.
Him: So how was your Valentine's Day

Her: I worked all day. I didn't do Valentines

Him: That blows goats! Do you want to be my Post-Valentine?

Her: Of Course! I've never had one of those before
by JonBoi66458 February 15, 2010
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sugar cookie

When a woman sits on the beach in a bikini (or nude) and sand accumulates on her buttocks. Named after the actual bakers confection.
Gonna get me a sugar cookie...
by bmw February 14, 2005
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Broshing

Freaking out in an uncontrollable neurotic ADHD manner similar to Hyperbole and a Half author Allie Brosh.
I threw my socks in the hamper and they wound up under my underwear and I wondered if they were judging me for that...then I realized I was just Broshing.
by CriminallyVu1gar December 1, 2010
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Kangaroo Style

when you're a midget and you climb in a women during sex. All it takes Is a smaller than average midget and a extremely over sized vagina.

See also: pouching
Vern is up there chillin' Kangaroo style...not a doubt in my mind
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Wicket

Clown, idiot, knob, fool etc
Stop talking out of your arse you absolute wicket.
by MonkeyMagicMan75 February 21, 2023
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spackle

verb: to spray with cum, or to smear cum over your partner's skin, crease, or crack after ejaculating.
After pounding her in the ass, he pulled out and spackled her crack.
by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005
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oh jeez

An expression made when disappointed over something.
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