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lurking

When someone listens in on a conference call without announcing themselves.

Ron got mad at Don for lurking on the production call.

by Stevemo August 30, 2004

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god sense

To be the best at something, To be the greatest

I’m am god sense at playing basketball

by Charlie god February 3, 2018

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Kelsey

A drunk moose who frequently gets stuck in a tree.

TROLOL look at that Kelsey.

by Non-Drunk Moose October 2, 2011

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The solution to all computer related problems. All computers are terrified of cream cheese, particularly of having it smothered over their hard drive or around the keyboard. Faced with any problem, the wise computer user will simply reach for their handy container of cream cheese and hold it infront of the screen (where the computer can see it) in a threatening gesture. Terrified, the disobedient computer will quickly cut the crap and start working properly again.

Mischevious Computer: " Error 508D80AN937; the program has performed an illegal operation and needs to shut down." (Translation: Fuck off human, no mere mortal can control me! Muahahaha)

Computer User: "Aaaahhhh! Damnit! Not again! You fucking computer, you've messed with me for the last time! That's it, I'm getting the cream cheese!"

Mischevious Computer: "... ..." *emits sweat

Computer User: "Oh, think you're tough do ya? Take this!" *raises clump of cream cheese in hand

*Computer beeps loudly in a frightened high pitch tone and begins working properly

by Matt89 April 30, 2008

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Padmaja

Padmaja is a kind person with good heart and intentions. Never troubles anyone, tolerant and caring. She's the most beautiful person inside out. She is trustworthy. People like themselves when they're with her.

She's such a padmaja kinda person.

by Pikkku November 23, 2021

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MRP

The Magical Red Pen, belonging to the delegate of Luxembourg, that made its breakthrough appearance at RCIMUN and stunned all the delegates that saw it.

Delegate A: How did you write such an incredible resolution?
Delegate B: I used the MRP!

by PedroFile April 22, 2009

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