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Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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Jalel

A genius beyond all explanation, to which all people should bow down. Also known as: God
Every morning after I wake up, I heil Jalel, for he is God.
by Macellarius March 18, 2003
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dave chapelle

washed up comedian who was never really that funny. I am glad he hasn't come back to comedy central.
by O RLY? YOU DONT KNOW? April 23, 2007
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Mailbow

Sharp elbows. Derived from the ex-professional basketball player Karl "The Mailman" Malone, who's infamously sharp elbows injured many other players in his time as a member of the Utah Jazz, Los Angeles Lakers and his alma mater, Louisiana Tech.
Did you see that? David Robinson just got knocked the fuck out by a Mailbow!
by J. Fenn February 27, 2008
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Pootons

n. - An unwanted piece of processed food (usually something mexican). That has attached itself to your also unwanted hair around your anus.
After my spicy bean wrap, I spent most the night pickin' Pootons out from between my cheeks.
by Cory Sawatzki June 19, 2007
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LpkojihugyftdrseawqMnbvcxz

When you started from L to P back and forth from top to middle then the bottom right to left
Jim: Well I found a new boredom word it’s “LpkojihugyftdrseawqMnbvcxz” cool right?
Hunter: no.
by Shadowknight2996 February 5, 2022
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diamond bar

currently being overrun by asians, mostly korean a-holes, impossible to drive around and residents think its the best city in the area, when in reality it has just as much crime thanks to neighboring pomona and rowland heights. Living in Diamond Bar gives you an opportunity to deal with neighbors that are generally unfriendly and don't want to be part of your life whatsoever. Its almost impossible to drive on Diamond bar blvd and arrive at your destination in a quick manner. The 57/60 interchange has bad traffic and causes a-hole commutors from other cities to drive through the city clogging up roads supposedly for RESIDENTS. The La county sherrif likes to rob the residents of their money by setting speed traps and pulling people over for no apparent reason. If you are looking at moving to diamond bar, don't! If you live in DB, time to move out while you can!!!
driving in asian city (diamond bar), dealing with LASD, horrible neighbors, rich a-holes, commuters that clog traffic
by Ma77hew92 January 7, 2010
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