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Urban Dictionary

Skanky Fuck 

When you yell in anger at a young woman under the age of eighteen (who's role model is Paris Hilton or some other slut like that) that is basically obsessed with the cack.
Skank: I'll suck your cock for 50$, or hell...maybe even free...will see how it goes...

Leonardo Dicaprio: No thank you pre-pubescent slut...you are one narsty skanky fuck!
Skanky Fuck by Alligator Anus December 23, 2009
You flexing me
Why you flexing me
Flexing by Mrstarrant July 30, 2021

best friend-aversary 

May 18th is Kay and Amber's best friend-aversary.
A lameass brand of clothing and even lamer last name. Usually someone who is a dumbass with this last name will go buy ugly looking merchandise from said brand. This results in them looking even more stupid and crazy then they already are.
Person 1: Look at that chick with super messed up teeth trying to rock a dirty northface and Fox backpack.

Person 2: If that's not bad enough she's carrying an ugly purse.
Fox by crazylikeafoxxxx February 1, 2010

Mountain Biscuits 

Any hunt-animal's testicles. Such as: Deer, Elk, Moose, etcetera.
Kid: Pap, I got that buck!
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.