Literal chad. A alpha above every male and has a massive shlong. Women find him irresistible, and men strive to be him. Also Could kick your ass in Halo
Similar to the well known Trojan prophylactic brand. This is a condom for the smaller gentleman, possessing an inauspicious, stumpy, member that is wider than it is long.
Mildred was disappointed to learn that, far from possessing a beef bayonet; Humphrey was in fact a user of chojan branded condoms.
An extremely painful prank for the crotch-rocketed in which the two crotch-rocketeers stand in front and behind their victim, grab each others hands under his crotch, yell "Crotch Rocket!!!" yank, and send that poor, screaming sob sky-high.
Tom: Hey Mark and Terry! Wanna go to... why are guys standing so --