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fag

to post the same dumb South Park joke to Urban Dictionary over & over again
It's really annoying and inconsiderate to fag up Urban Dictionary with some stupid TV joke about Harley riders.
by trooey January 24, 2010
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Dick Faires

A Enchanted Male that impersonates himself as someone your dating or married to and sends naked photos/videos to someone with out them knowing.... to get the person in trouble
Woman Says: Who sent that photo of your dick??
Man Says: I dnt know baby it wasnt me!!!
Woman Says: I Guess it was the dick faires sending all those pictures??
Man Says: Yea Baby it wasnt me!!!
by ShaNeeko October 4, 2011
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Cumserser

When your cum is served to another person on a plate
Girl: Hey babe, I would love a cumserser tonight.
Guy: I’ll go make one babe.
by Mr. Phappy February 28, 2022
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asshole gingivitis

A disease in which the asshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blisters, green fungus, acute pain whenever one sits down, or the insatiable urge to fill asshole region with Listerine or toothpaste. Is highly contagious and can be transmitted in multiple ways. So dangerous being in the same room with one who has A-ginge will result in at least the basic transmittance of qualities such as being stupid or a giant douche bag or excessively loud.
"Can Jimmy come out to play?"
"Sorry, Jimmy has to stay in bed. His doctor says he has asshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids."

Ronny was an employee at the Charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of asshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to asshole gingivitis.

"Matthew, shut up. Stop making up stories about bumming Harry's mom up the ass. It's probably just an excuse for the asshole gingivitis you now have."

"Your asshole gingivitis is so raunch it's oozing out of your pants. And where is my mouth wash?"
by Steven G. September 4, 2008
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Islappedyourmumsilly

A vase that you say after smashing someones mum
islappedyourmumsilly you disabled flat faced nonce
by La d December 8, 2020
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Dan Day

A “Do Absolutely Nothing” day. Similar to a Fuck Off Friday, but meant for daily use.
Today is Friday, I think I’ll make it a DAN Day.
by Thee MFing man August 28, 2020
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nephs

Loosely meaning "over my dead homie's grave" also used as "for sure". Acronym of the names: Nappy, Eddie, Phil, Harold, and Slick.
Nephs, you ain't gettin' through this door.

Yo, did you just see that?
Nephs.
by SirWraith May 5, 2004
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