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Used-vehicle-selling shysters of yore would fill da badly-worn gearboxes of old rattletraps with sawdust to temporarily quiet da chattering components so dat prospective buyers would think dat said almost-ready-to-fail transmissions were in better condition than they actually were. Of course, said granulated wood was merely a shimulator, though, as da hapless new owners of said unworthy scrap-heaps soon found out when da wobbly gears eventually jammed and broke in spectacular noisy fashion, and scattered chunks of metal all over da roadway behind them!
by QuacksO October 31, 2022
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-I was with a really nice guy last night and he made me coffee in the morning.
-Wow, that sounds like a Nikola.
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by Haapsalu May 25, 2018
Get the Nutella mug.To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.
Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.
by AFake July 26, 2010
Get the Cake Battered mug.A shnerb (also known as the dugong) is the cow of the sea. It only eats canned fruit, and it speaks in a language foreign to us, called "Shmiggle".It loves listening to Lady Gaga, and Ke$ha. It doesn't have wings, and it doesn't live in a tree. To make a shnerb, a badger will have to mate with a different species, called a "Zit". Zit's spend the majority of there lives knitting, and eating cold pizza. Badger's spend time eating people's asophogaus's and trademarking certain area's of the world by spelling out the words Ah-meh-lihoop in canned fruit juice (peach or another type of nectar). Zit's can only speak two words; neemish and graceme. Badger's can only think of one thing: power. Shnerb's like to talk about a muppet named sam the eagle.
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by Shiznik Chiizzvan May 13, 2005
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