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by Limit/Squeakers December 13, 2008
Get the Richard Holder mug.A list of different hypothetical situations or circumstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. This is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don't know where their kid is. But people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.
Mother: Where's Jimmy?
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
by 2b4sure September 5, 2009
Get the Paranoia List mug.Shelby: "omg tasha did you know Garret and Lizzy broke up?"
Tasha: "Bro ykik you shouldn't have even asked haha I know all of the hot goss"
Tasha: "Bro ykik you shouldn't have even asked haha I know all of the hot goss"
by meredithiskool April 26, 2020
Get the ykik mug.When someone presents an alternate version of themselves online. Whether is from filters, glam makeup, photo editing, plastic surgery, or weight loss. Although they're not a true catfish, their online persona is different then who you'll meet in person.
Girl 1: Did you see Khloe Kardashian's new IG post? She has a different face from her last post.
Girl 2: Yea, she's a total transformer.
Girl 2: Yea, she's a total transformer.
by Dirty Blondes October 6, 2020
Get the Transformer mug.FOOW, Face Out Of Window, (pronounced fooo), an acronym used to notify someone in chat/IM session you are still there but will be temporarily looking at another window on your computer.
I made this up to use instead of Away from Keyboard AFK because I'm not away from my computer and will return to the chat session shortly.
I made this up to use instead of Away from Keyboard AFK because I'm not away from my computer and will return to the chat session shortly.
I'm discussing an article with someone in chat, and I want to give them the web link, so I type:
"hold on, getting link, foow"
and they understand I'm away from the chat window and will be back in a minute.
"hold on, getting link, foow"
and they understand I'm away from the chat window and will be back in a minute.
by buffyb March 6, 2011
Get the FOOW mug.by Dude 2000 October 16, 2003
Get the jump mug.The name of a beautiful girl, the happiest person ever. she may be shy at first but once you get to know her and maybe even date her, she is a great friend, crush, or girlfriend. Most likely, she is a bisexual queen with the downtown girl style, that always teaches you fashion sense and someone that you can talk to any time. She may not like physical touch but if you ask her every once in a while she will let you, but unusually she likes cuddles. how odd, yet cute.
Me: "Hey ruby. I love you."
Ruby: "I love you too"
My head: *OMG SHE SAID SHE LOVED OMGOMGOMGUFYTADFKZVKJGCAHJKG*
Ruby: "I love you too"
My head: *OMG SHE SAID SHE LOVED OMGOMGOMGUFYTADFKZVKJGCAHJKG*
by agay_person December 3, 2022
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