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Shamwow

V. To remove the penis from the vagina during intercourse just prior to ejaculation and subsequently ejaculating on the females abdomen. Then proceeding to pat down the ejaculate with an orange or yellow towel then flipping the towel over and repeating the process. After following the previous steps you must ring out the towel while saying sham WOW!!! The wow must be said with unbelievable enthusiasm.

to be shamwowed
i am shamwowing
I was having sex with tim on his bathroom sink when he shamwowed the shit out of me!!!

see also the shit out of
by JustinHimmelbaum February 4, 2009
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Langerbreath

To have breath which smells of langer - a person who has just performed fellatio will have langerbreath.

Can be used as a dismissive insult towards an annoying person
"She is such a hussy, she has constant langerbreath"

"Stop annoying me langerbreath"
by hansgrubersmoustache March 23, 2010
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the source

A suck ass magazine, co-run by hip-hop failure, Benzino. Uses mics to rate Benzino with a 5 and everyone else with a zero.
Eminem on the source: The Source was like, the only source of light when the mics used to mean somethin, a four was like you were the shit, now its like the least you get
three and a half now just means you a peice of shit
four and a half or five, means you Biggie, Jigga, Nas,
or Benzino.
by ThroatSlit April 17, 2006
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Heims

Did you see that guy over there? He has to be heims.
by John Bakalis September 29, 2008
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ones

im bout to go get me some fresh ones
by daeze July 6, 2005
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skyler

some of a bitch
I was so happy when Skyler was ran over by a car
by asdfghjklqwertyuiop1234567890a December 9, 2021
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Rip Tide Effect

after drinking a bottle of Rip Tide (tastes like carbonated Propel), when you become seriously hyper and crazy. Happens in three stages:

pre-effect: when you first start drinking the Rip Tide, and you get this weird giddy feeling.

effect: not long after you finish the bottle,all the sudden you get really hyper. This stage includes inappropiate jokes, lots of giggling, random bursts of dancing, and other assorted silliness. May last anywhere between 10 minutes and two hours.

post-effect: depending on you, this could be one of two things. either, you just go back to normal, or you expeirence total system shut-down. During total-system shut-down, you'll feel groggy and have trouble concentrating on anything in particular. WARNING!!! It is possible to fall asleep during this stage!

Often happens to middle school students during their lunch period.
After lunch, everyone agreed that the Rip Tide Effect definitley made for good entertainment.
by Bring_back_Rip_Tide! January 29, 2008
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