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Blame It On The Bed

This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.
Ashley: What time you get up today?
John: Uhh around 5 pm
Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.
by aaron_768 February 10, 2007
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pintobean2003

a user named PintoBean2003 disappeared on the 3rd of march 2020. not much is known about their disappearance but i am currently gathering as much evidence as i can. there is currently a search party attempting to find them but to no avail.
current evidence:
who: PintoBean2003
what: they most likely ran out of food and water.
when: march 3rd 2020, time is unknown.
where: inside urban dictionary
why: reason is unknown.
how: they got trapped in urban dictionary. how they got trapped is unknown. they probably ran out of food and fresh water.
other known info: pintobean stated "i am running out of fresh water and will most likely be dead by morning". it has been more than a year since they stated this. this means they are most likely no longer alive.
current leads: pintobean's call for help
by #savepintobean February 10, 2022
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retard porn

Noun: 1. Pornographic movies or pictures depicting individuals who have mental retardation (e.g. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, etc.) having sex and performing various sexual acts.

2. Really funny/fucked up shit.
Dude #1: Shit bro, what's wrong with that porn slut's eyes...they're all cross-eyed and shit.

Dude #2: Na, that's normal, it's retard porn.

Dude #1: Man that's fucked up. The dude's slapping the back of her head and screaming like a howler monkey.
by Ryan Mor February 9, 2012
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lie

I’ve never actually been asked about it directly. It’s a funny thing, I mean a lot of people can believe what they wanna believe but I just think it comes across sometimes a little bit, uhmm a little bit disrespectful to the ones that I love, you know like Eleanor, I just think it comes across a little bit disrespectful. And it’s like anything, I mean you can genuinely, if you google conspiracy on iPhones you’re gonna get a conspiracy so I think it’s just one of those things that people just love to buy into but in reality OBVIOUSLY there’s no truth to it. OBVIOUSLY
by louisstyles December 31, 2020
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Anti furry

A group of people who hate zoofiles and furry
by Cypres February 20, 2023
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liquid asshole

Expression used to describe the god-awful smell or taste of a beverage.

Note: You don't actually have to know what an asshole smells or tastes like to use this expression.
Oh my god dude, this Long Island tastes/smells like liquid asshole!
by Nickz December 9, 2008
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Hip-Hopnosis

When hip-hop artists send you subliminal messages in their music, convincing you to idolize them, and almost worship them.
illuminati might use hip-hopnosis to convince you to listen.
by Illuminati-TheTruth November 25, 2010
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