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Gabi

Gabi is a Bitch, a friend that nobody wants but people pretend to like her pretty but a thot boys might like her but only f boys because she is a hoe and she never had a boyfriend people hate here sooooo much it’s scary
Gabi is a hoe and bitch that nobody likes
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urban ass-kissing

when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody's ass. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing ass, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullshit excuse to get in to somebody's pants.

urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!
by anoncatlawlzftw March 22, 2010
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tishi

a person who is really energetic,charismatic and fun to be around
wow, she makes everyone laugh, what a tishi
by disorientation August 11, 2012
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The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!
by Noeliam83 October 4, 2009
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the human fountain

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.
Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.
by vdw17 February 12, 2019
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Blaugh

To burp and laugh at the same time.
I laughed so hard I blaughed.
by Toothless 97 October 17, 2018
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jawnful

adj. An extremely hot person who is jaw-droppingly beautiful
"Cameron thought he looked good with his new cut, but Taylor's was jawnful in comparison"

"Cameron would ask every day if he was jawnful - if only he knew he was the most jawnful looking man in the world
by tjawn November 29, 2016
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