Urban Dictionary

A smart and funny girl. She usually has an older sister and an awesome father. If you get to meet a Maslyn you are very blessed, because they usually are shy.

1. Chief Nerd of Australia - also known as leader of the communist/union party of australia. stole over $300,000 from the state of Queensland during his time as a civil servant. known supporter of Osama Bin Laden and gay marriage. see gay cunt

2. The kind of smart arse who disagrees with everyone and everything for the sake of it and is often seen wearing a smug smirk. see gay cunt and queef

The majority posters on Urban Dictionary, and the reason why more and more people quit Social networks like Facebook, YouTube.

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brats, sperms, worst STD Etc ..

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

The name of Austin Mahone's fans gave themself. <3 ill admit it, im one ;D

1) To have gotten injured badly or fucked up “on the sneak”; to have been completely unaware the attack was coming

2) To have been killed, and have been completely unaware the attack that resulted in death was coming.

The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.