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math class

A place to stare and wander in space. A time to think deeply about your life. And fail many tests because of lack of intrest in pointless math problems.
"JOE PAY ATTENTION!"
"......zZzZzZz....."
by pAIGE October 1, 2002
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homework

a form of torture. a way to make kids fail in school.
"she gave us waaaay too much homework"
by Paige October 1, 2002
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sock puppets

having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.
Hey guys, did you see Sherry and Pat's tits do their sock puppet show during the meeting?
by towlie October 2, 2002
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21" monitor

an output device found connected to a computer for viewing porn, jokes and words in the Urban Dictionary.
Did you see those fucking guys in West have 21" monitors? Hey Paul, I'll give you 21" man.
by towlie October 2, 2002
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HP Certified

1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.
1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.
by towlie October 2, 2002
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cheese

I need to make more cheese from my job
by cheese man October 2, 2002
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book smart

Being able to succeed scholastically, and not necessarily in the real world.
sure she's book smart, but she can't cook a potato!
by Malinda October 2, 2002
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