Urban Dictionary

Dialect in the Philippines - mainly a mixture of malayo-polynesian language with a twist of spanish.
Important Terms:
Anak ka ng puta/ Putang ina mo - son of a bitch
salsal - to masturbate
pokpok - whore
beho - of chinese origin/ basically means smelly

Alphabetical name for Logan, it means he/she fucks a lot of woman on the daily. He often goes to sleep with 6 girls every night

A declaration made regularly by Chad Roberts Of Cold Ones, as a form of retaliation and or the promise thereof, usually out of anger or frustration or in a situation when Chad feels that he has been wronged. It is important to note that the majority of the situations in which Chad says this are situations that he agreed to and he just forgot or wasn't paying attention when the rules were being explained both of which are usually attributed to the fact that chad is heavily intoxicated at the time of filming.
It is also important to note that Chad is most likely saying this as a joke and he doesn't genuinely expect the reddit to actually give a shit however, it is a lot funnier to suspend your disbelief and pretend that chad wholeheartedly believes that the reddit will launch a witch-hunt against the offending party

A teacher that makes videos on oak academy and bores you to death with her music lessons

She always makes me wanna throw my laptop out of the window when I have to do her lessons

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)

When you are trying so hard to be basic that you have become extra.

Bailing on plans you have made, and ignoring every text and call.
Being Extremely Unreliable