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I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.
by George Vespe May 6, 2008
Get the Lunch in Miami mug.Me: Hey, Juan. Come hang out at the arcade with me tomorrow.
Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)
Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)
by Somewhat Schizo April 25, 2022
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actually knows what she is sayinf....? if you make her mad she will give you a reason 🤨
actually knows what she is sayinf....? if you make her mad she will give you a reason 🤨
1. OMG DID YOU SEE meistcr'S RECENT INSTA STORY?
2. what? no she never posts on her story??
1. oh..! 😊
2. what? no she never posts on her story??
1. oh..! 😊
by anonymous April 21, 2022
Get the meistcr mug.Kevin also known as Cupcake is a complete wuss first always insulting literally everyone he sees thinking that he got the dominant hand on others. He also likes old teachers like for example a middle aged ugly ah teacher.
"We know you're a Kevin (cupcake) Andino"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"
by Dude_WhoKnows? May 4, 2022
Get the Kevin (cupcake) Andino mug.An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009
Get the World Championship of Boringness mug.noun phrase: A slow line at a store checkout, the cause of one's being faux queued.
verb: to cause one to be faux queued by inordinately slowing down the progress of the checkout line.
expletive: see example
verb: to cause one to be faux queued by inordinately slowing down the progress of the checkout line.
expletive: see example
noun phrase: I was caught in a faux queue caused by a little old lady who insisted on paying with exact change, which she knew she had somewhere in her purse....
verb: Why did that little old lady have to faux queue me when I was already so late for my appointment?
expletive: ME TO LITTLE OLD LADY: Faux queue, old lady! LITTLE OLD LADY TO ME: Faux queue too, young man!
verb: Why did that little old lady have to faux queue me when I was already so late for my appointment?
expletive: ME TO LITTLE OLD LADY: Faux queue, old lady! LITTLE OLD LADY TO ME: Faux queue too, young man!
by Karl Pfeifer August 17, 2006
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