Urban Dictionary

Portmanteau comprising the words “woke” and “shit.” Used in contemporary political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American corporations and government agencies that make decisions, changes, and content choices for poorly reasoned "woke" justifications.

Often confused with petaflop.
A pediflop is when a pedophile gets busted in one of those tevevised stings.

Someone who is hiddeously unattractive, Best used when you are out in the pub. Can be used for males or females.

To bother someone.

Oh My Sweet Zombie Jesus.
when something completly unbelievable happens to you.

Lisa 'left eye' Lopez tragically died in a car accident in april 2002. However, when she was buried, people thought it would be fitting to add an underscore in the middle of her name because she lay under the earth.

It's the definition of someone with the name hans.