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oi you got a watch spring

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
by Ems August 5, 2003
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Prosticon

One of a race of evil Robot Prostitutes that travel through space and time, fighting their good counterparts, the Whorebots. Usually is coin-operated but often accepts credit/debit. Hurts a lot more than other prostitutes when it drills you.
1. So that massage chair I sat in that was so good? It turned out to be a Prosticon!
by razorninja February 23, 2008
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Tunk

As in a man’s dick AND balls, the guy equivalent of cunt
Did you watch that video about that one guy getting kicked in the tunk?
by $uper-duper June 7, 2022
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JayC.Ruthless

A perverted form of Santa Clause claiming to be your friend and mentor yet robbing you blind while lying to you.
When I was trying to be your friend why did you JayC.Ruthless me?
by Jack Froze October 10, 2019
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Oreo Alarm

The time in the middle of the night that you wake up after eating a large amount of Oreo's.
Johnny's Oreo alarm went off at 3:30 A.M. he purged that box of Oreo's that he ate earlier with the gallon of milk.
by Allgreen January 8, 2012
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Wash of Shame

When a female finishes masturbating and walks to the sink and wash her sex toy(s)
Brianna felt ashamed when her roommate caught her in the bathroom doing the wash of shame after using her dildo.
by Claud4 May 9, 2014
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Gidget

1. a cross between a girl and a midget. does not have to be actual midget size.. just alot shorter than most of her friends. 2. A movie from 1959 with Sandra Dee about a girl who has boy troubles and over the summer discovers surfing and love. Sequels of this movie are Gidget goes Hawaiian and Gidget goes to Rome. 3. A name or nickname
1. Hey that Gidget is really hot!
2. Did you see the movie Gidget? it was so cute!
3. Gidget!! did you do your homework for Mr. Johnsons class??
by Brodway July 17, 2006
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