Urban Dictionary

A person who is easily annoyed or finds your jokes annoying. Commonly used as an insult or nickname. Add any adjective you desire in front of Kronk to add a kick. (Ex. Cranky Kronk)

Mykelangilo is the sexiest thing to have ever walk this earth. He is a turtle that can sure as hell whoop your ass in any fight. Mykelangilo is the main stud in the hit series Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. Mykelangilo obviously pulls all the bitches and he definitely has a massive dick. If you ever encounter Mykelangilo don't be alarmed, as long as you suck his dick he is completely harmless. However if you refuse to do so, there's no use in running, you are pretty much dead already. Mykelangilo is the manager for the band called Civil Rights Time. And yes ladies and gentlemen, he does indeed lift.

A fine ass mf who got a big ass mf dic.!
They fine asf most likely to have dreads.

A Goddess in human form, Arlandra is smart, beautiful and very nurturing. She can be sensitive but she’s a girl with a heart of gold. If you should ever come across her just know that your life will be blessed. Don’t stare into her eyes too long, you’ll surely be in a trance. Her laugh can't help but make you smile, when Arlandra walks into a room her smile alone will gain everyone’s attention. Arlandra is also a hard worker that always has her dreams in mind. If you ever get a chance to meet a Arlandra do everything in your power, to respect and cherish her.

A peculiar sound, often comes from an unknown source; an indescribable sound coming from nowhere, too extraordinary for description.

Rafyn is a tall german guy who occasionally likes to shop at Aldi Nord as well as IKEA. A special thing about him is that after he buys a palm and puts it in his backpack, he will walk around the city with it peeking behind his head.

When you first meet him he might be a little shy and it will take him a while to speak to you so make the first move, especially if you came in a group. When he first tells you his name you might be a little confused about the spelling. If something suddenly happens to you or one of your friends he will try his best to cheer you up even though he doesn't know you and will support you for the rest of the night. Overall he is a very funny, kind, and down-to-earth guy who posts daily stories on insta like a real influencer.

The act of defecating in a taxi cab.