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I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
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breezer

Breezer is an alcoholic drink, much adored by people often still under the drinking age. It is a mix of Bacardi Rum with lemon or another fruit juice.
In some chat channels, where the majority of visitors belongs to the breezer-addicts, it is 'cool' to talk BrEeZaH. It is a bit comparable to 1337-sp33k and can be identified by the use of capitals and other characters in places where they don't belong, and replacing characters with same sounding ones.

Beeing a BrEeZaH-person is often considered being lame, by people who have more than 1 brain cell.

I don't know in what way this BrEeZaH-thing is knwon world wide, but in the Netherlands it gets pretty annoying.
1. She's a BrEeZaH-tSjIk.
2. {{{{{HuGs}}}}}
3. PliEs LuF Mi (Please love me)
by amolapa November 24, 2003
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hard bass

A genre of dance and music which was popularized in Russia and involves large amounts of people, usually in Adidas tracksuits and leather vests dancing in public areas in an aggressive stomping fashion.
I saw some gopniks doing hard bass in the center of Moscow!
by DanDaMan020 May 16, 2016
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Gender

A Scam invented by bathroom companies in order to sell more bathrooms
I don't feel comforable as a male I want to change my Gender.
by Jacob_Caution December 20, 2021
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uberoi

a talented female athlete who likes to give blowjobs
She's an awesome raquet player and she gives mean head! What an uberoi!
by danik3 December 20, 2007
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Jessica Elizabeth Ventura

She’s the only one you’ll ever need. She’s a real friend. Even through the toughest times you’ll always know she’s there. You may not have known her for a long time

, but you’ll want to know her forever. One day she’ll get bored and search up her name here and I hope she’ll see this. You’re absolutely needed. Loved. Worthy. And enough. Enough. You don’t have to try. You don’t have to fail. You don’t have to succeed. Your perfect. A Jessica Elizabeth Ventura is the word for a best friend you’ll ever need. Your world, your sun your stars and your moon. And you’ll never need anyone else as long as you have her. I lava you.
“Oh my, did you see Jessica Elizabeth Ventura walk by,” (answer..) “Yes dude, she’s perfect and I need her in my life.”
by Liamonapia! April 17, 2023
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Gina Phan

This person who will rip your eyelashes off if you're annoying - Ex. Timothy Chen. Timothy is Gina's #1 enemy and will break into his house to steal his hands. Gina likes hands and toes... Anyways.. Gina is in an Advanced lit Speech & Debate team. Little does anyone know...We are creating a dictatorship and planning to control EUROPE ONCE AND FOR ALL. First Schim....then Rice...then Europe, then the w0rld!!!! Gina is a kind hearted and nice person in general....but if you disagree with her, she will rip your toes and sell them to Aliens from Area51. Gina loves Theater and acting, but since of Corona she sadly can't do anything of those so everyday she sits in her room crying and belting Mean Girls at the same time. Timothy stated about a boy named Luka.... Since that name is from my FAVORITE TV SHOW..THAT LUKA IS MINE BACK OFF TIMOTHY!! Gina is more persuasive over argument and will blackmail you.. If you ever want drugs, candy, etc. talk to a guy named James.. He got some stuff for a reasonable price ;) Gina is very H0t in general but can never compete to an ANGEL named NICOLE <3 Best friends with a salad so technically Gina is vegan :D
Gina Phan will rip your kneecaps and sell them to her Speech & Debate team <3
by MangoOofer October 21, 2020
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