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McNultying

When having sex with some random diner waitress, you stick a fifth of Jameson into the orifice your dick is not filling at the moment.
"Come on Jimmy, and start McNultying my asshole. Double team me like Ronald Reagan and outsourcing fucked the American working and middle classes."
by Doug Prishpreed March 5, 2014
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CFM shoes

CFM shoes are those killer platform shoes that women can barely walk in and that cry out; COME FUCK ME!
Two girls are getting dressed and ready to go to a local night club for their night on the town. While they are getting dressed one girl says to the other, "are you going to wear you cfm shoes tonight?
by Big Daddy Corleone September 8, 2011
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Mary Sue

A Mary Sue is often a perfect female character, with no flaws, a sad backstory, and the story often revolves around them. They often have impossible bloodlines and names like Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and they completely upstage canon characters. The other characters are also commonly friends with or in love/crushing on the her, despite not having any reason to.The male counterparts are Gary or Marty Sue.
"Ebony's name is Enoby not Mary Sue"
my immortal
by Blue Flaming Wolf February 23, 2019
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cuntxwhore

Hardcore cunt ass bitch. Someone giving really bad disrespectful attitude towards another person.
ex: Jess came home to a trashed house and someone passed out drunk on the floor, turns out the cuntxwhore nextdoor neighbors invited themselves over.
by destinyxdgaf September 16, 2010
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masculine

Often defined as aggressive, strong, and unfeeling or stoic. Being masculine means in modern times, at least, no shows of emotion, no flamboyance, no hugging or even looking at other men, must be interested in sports and physical/violent activity.

What masculine is is simply what a man does. Assuming responsibility for your actions; being sympathetic, sensitive, and caring; and gentleness are perfectly fine for men. A true man is not a hard-nosed, violent, overgrown child; he's a mature, kind individual.
Until the 1800s, men's dress was about as flamboyant as women's dress, and men were allowed to show emotion and tears. But their clothing styles sobered and they were taught to be strong, stoic. Affection was still allowed... but as the world became aware of gays and other sexual minorities, male/male affection was scorned.
by Lorelili March 5, 2005
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Jesse Jamesed

When your hot wife is away, or you are unable to have sex for a while, you stoop down too far and have sex with someone(thing) completely odd to make up for lost time.
Brandon served a 6 month prison term and to clean the violent butt sex from his memory, he quickly Jesse Jamesed it with the first tatted up crack whore he could find.
by bb butt fantasy March 19, 2010
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kafeologue

Named after Kafei, a well-known roleplayer on Webnet.
A long, drawn-out, dialogue between two or more roleplay characters played by one real person. The dialogue usually either accomplishes nothing or presents a love scene between the two characters, which considered the "raologue" (ray-oh-log), after Raikou`, a very horrid person who makes love to himself.
21:41:44 21 <Kafei> (Jaseth) Hm.
21:41:55 21 <Kafei> (Jaseth) You don't remember anything, do you?
21:42:05 21 <Kafei> (???) Shut up.
21:42:16 21 <Kafei> (Jaseth) Heh.
21:42:35 21 <Kafei> (Jaseth) If you want to see your daughter, then you'll come with me.
21:42:46 21 <Kafei> (???) I ain't going nowhere with a jackass like you.

etc., etc.
by Mikau March 21, 2004
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