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Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.
(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...
by NM Rox March 15, 2005
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Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome

CGS occurs when fauxhemian parents give their child some kind of peculiar and difficult-to-escape legacy derived from their particular brand of fauxhemianism.

The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).

Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
Your name is ... what? How do you pronounce, um, that? How do you even _spell_ that? 'tlhIHuQ miHan'? Oh. Do you mind if I call you 'Dave'?" -- "Mrs. Haney, she's got Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome. We just call her 'Stevie'.
by DancingKali April 28, 2011
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Wet kiss

when a guy ask another guy for a wet kiss meaning like an high five or a hug to say what up to his long lost friend and show love and support.
by A Good Zilla March 2, 2020
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Keep your genes in your jeans

When a girl doesn't want to have sex with you.
Jackson: So you're down to bang tonight?
Lucy: No, I don't ever wanna bang you. Keep your genes in your jeans buddy.
by poopyhands88 May 11, 2019
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Grape Wipe

Grape Wipe means someone who is Black named Nate (Nathen, or Nathaniel) Straight, Cis. Single and not getting any bitches anytime soon. A complete Loser
Nate is such a GRAPE WIPE
by RedPepperCookie March 2, 2022
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Pimpology

"If a pimp is what you wana be your gonna have to learn pimpology"- Too Short
by REED March 24, 2003
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