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gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting
ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin
by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002
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Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.
God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn
by Blake November 11, 2002
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bazooka

a big dick
I heard that Johnny has a bazooka.
by Karen November 11, 2002
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choriso

A Mexican large sausage refer as a male penis.
My choriso - or he is a choriso.
by Boster November 11, 2002
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mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray
Don't kiss him he's mash.
by Blake November 11, 2002
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kazzam

a word used by a wizard
KAZZAM screamed the mighty wizard as he shot down an arab terrorist
by Aaron November 11, 2002
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smashed my kiwi's

when you jam your balls masturbating
AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's
by Blake November 11, 2002
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