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melm

The coolest thing ever. You cannot even compare to its coolness.
Melm!!
by Lisa July 3, 2003
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Triggered

George Takei is triggered.
by PCfree February 19, 2017
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Austeja

the most gorgeous natural girl ever, super friendly and funny, literal model material
1: Did you see Austeja?
2: Yeah, she looks great like always!
by sophiaboiiing March 16, 2023
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cuntsock

A Composite of 'Cunt' and 'Sock'

A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.

Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).

Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -

adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.
'james' old nike cuntsock lay damp and sodden at the side of his bed. He sighed, then gently broke wind like ladies do.'
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008
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Porch Lemurs

1. The antithesis of porch monkeys
2. A myriad white people on a porch
e.g. On liberty avenue there seemed to be a bunch of porch lemurs about.
by porchlemur1 September 1, 2010
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Crap Pot

When four or five dudes each take a shit in the toilet without flushing and leave it for the janitor to clean up.
The janitor walked into the bathroom only to discover that someone had left a crap pot for him to clean up.
by Huyer April 26, 2010
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freyad

a nigga with big, huge, thick shlong that gets all the bitches.
that guy is freyad
by kataki kuto November 24, 2021
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