toolshed

A person so retarded that he is classified as much more than a tool.

Eric's not just a tool, he's a whole damn toolshed.

by BudLiteBrad January 4, 2003

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jelq

To yank your penis until it gets longer

Bitch said my cock was small, so I began to jelq mofucka.

by FelchMonger January 4, 2003

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munter

(noun, New Zealand slang)person lacking in intelligence who is prone to causing harm and injury to own self.

"Did you see that jump? What a munter!"

by David Gerbault January 4, 2003

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Uncle June

Geting oral sex performed on your testicles. Originated from Uncle Junior on the Sopranos Series. In one episode he stated that he wanted his Balls tongued

She gave me an uncle June.

by Stbm January 4, 2003

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cock diesel

adj. Very very muscular; extremely stout.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be one cock diesel muthafucka

by Marc January 4, 2003

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Like the cracker usage of own, only more so. Can be used as an verb, adjective, or possibly even a noun (although pwnage is more suited to use as a noun).

Pronunciations vary; "pone" is favored at the 3drealms.com forums although I personally prefer something like "pwun" or "pw'n" (preserving the "w" sound).

v: Haha, I just pwned you at UT2003!
adj: Wow, this new site is pwn!
n: Another excellent pwn by R4nd0md00d134!

by DopefishJustin January 4, 2003

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