Urban Dictionary

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

Kevin is a lonely person who likes to suck his own peepee because he is the Gaylord of Gay town, his favorite thing to do is to have intercourse with himself and his Dad (he will only have intercourse with his Dad is pleased if he c's all over his Dad's mouth and face and up his Dad's bootyhole). His favorite person is his teacher because he had a peepee transplant from him because Kevin's peepee is 1 atom long, and his teacher peepee is a micro peepee, but he was the only donor so he made it up to him by having intercourse with him every day.

you suck on the kitty to hard and now there’s a hickey

The name of a man who is obsessed with Burger King,

The buthole

A saying to say when someone is stating the obvious

refering to someone acting like a nutbag