Urban Dictionary

Friend: Ah!
Me: What?
Friend: Elias!

*Snowing*
Me: Elias! Where are you I lost you
Elias: I just closed my eyes

Well, since it’s been a while since you’ve seen me, you might notice that I’ve become a chublet.

hey do you like bread

yeah bread is my favorite food

I was at the county fair this weekend and forgot to put on my taintiperspirant before putting on my jean skirt and running out the door. Boy was I sweaty eating my corn dog and almost mistook the smell for bad cornmeal.

Yes Marcos, it is cha-rue if you drop the treo it will break!

*looking around in kitchen*
"Hey i wa- dude look I found some cookies"
"Scoreo!"

Ok knigro, lol.