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When your girlfriend cheats on you with her best friend but tries to justify it by calling it a “friendly fuck”. Usually only used by thots
Random person: what’s going on between you and wrae? I heard you fucked
Daisie: oh don’t worry it was only a friendly fuck nothing to be worried about
Daisie: oh don’t worry it was only a friendly fuck nothing to be worried about
by FuckOffDaisie July 16, 2019
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"Clemson started off the 2011 season 8-0 and ranked as high as #6, only to 'pull a Clemson' and lose 4 of their last 5, get embarrassed by their rival South Carolina, and then give up the most points in bowl history to West Virginia in the Orange Bowl."
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Get the titwank mug.3 years that waste your childhood (maybe 2 or 4).
Pretty simple. Here it is:
1. Snitches patrol the campus
2. Test scores get really messed up
3. Teachers have favorites
4. Everyone is fake at some point
5. Lunch is a rip-off
6. Boys get fuck boy hair styles during the summer
7. 85% of the girls are hoes
8. Empty nicotine bottles everywhere
9. Teachers have no mercy
10. The school bus smells like ass farts
11. Noon duties during lunch are just old grumpy men/woman in their late 50's jealous that middle schoolers are young, so they don't let you do anything at lunch except sit and eat shit.
12. 6th graders are annoying (most of them)
13. There's a fortnite club
14. You get in trouble for bull shit
15. Parents overreact about your grades, then they send you to summer school
Enjoy!
Pretty simple. Here it is:
1. Snitches patrol the campus
2. Test scores get really messed up
3. Teachers have favorites
4. Everyone is fake at some point
5. Lunch is a rip-off
6. Boys get fuck boy hair styles during the summer
7. 85% of the girls are hoes
8. Empty nicotine bottles everywhere
9. Teachers have no mercy
10. The school bus smells like ass farts
11. Noon duties during lunch are just old grumpy men/woman in their late 50's jealous that middle schoolers are young, so they don't let you do anything at lunch except sit and eat shit.
12. 6th graders are annoying (most of them)
13. There's a fortnite club
14. You get in trouble for bull shit
15. Parents overreact about your grades, then they send you to summer school
Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i will never cuss or swear in my life ever. i will be myself, and not care what anyone thinks. my, i'm so excited to go to middle school!"
8th grader: "shut the fuck up."
8th grader: "shut the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
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by Are-J July 6, 2010
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Reka includes Muhammad Ali, Patrice Evra, Sting, Jack Johnson (The Boxer) Generally African males, Tigers and Grizzly Bears (the big ones) Obama, Asafa Powell (slower than Usain but cooler), Hank Moody, Leonardo Di Caprio (douche bag but he shagged Giselle and Bar and he's never made a bad movie) and the guy your mom wants to sleep with but can't.
by Pseudonym Johan Smith November 12, 2010
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