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Hindi/Urdu pejorative slang for the lowest class of male street ruffians. They wear flashy clothes, sport oily hair almost dripping into the atmosphere, annoy your visual senses with their trademark red-toothed smile (acquired through years of betel-nut chewing), smoke heavily and reek of foul body odor thanks to their once-in-a-month showers ritual. Typical hardcore Bollywood wannabes, they never learnt the alphabet but can imitate dialogue-delivery of leading Bollywood actors, especially Sanjay Dutt who portrays these characters in his anti-social movies. They're all rude without exception and think themselves cool but are annoying to say the least. Most of them don't have any real jobs so subsist by occupations which "they" believe are cool and filmi e.g. selling Black tickets outside movie halls, pimping and tour guide for foreign tourists visiting India (they don't know shit about Taj Mahal but can weave stories out of nothing). Complete waste of time for normal people and should be avoided at all costs. They don't belong in residential colonies or any civilized areas because they are real eyesore.
(Mother to Daughter): Beti, don't look sideways. Full of mawalis.
Interviewee: So, is my job guaranteed?
Interviewer: First get rid of this mawali hair-cut and then we can discuss, maybe.
Interviewee: So, is my job guaranteed?
Interviewer: First get rid of this mawali hair-cut and then we can discuss, maybe.
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by 1Head November 17, 2021
Get the Let's Go Brandern mug.1. Lit-Toting refers to the act of translating the films, sports, and recreation, love and care, hatred and spite, creativity and destruction, valorization and vilification, in short, the totality of human life and existence, through the acts of writing. Although it began as a conscious movement started by a young visionary and a literary intellectual who grew up in Sanskritic-Semitic neighborhood in the conducive climes of the Gangetic Rishikesh, India, it is now touted to be The Next Big thing in the mode of information reception.
Although it began as a conscious moment, it presages fortuitous prognostications for its overall reach and impact in the coming years.
2. Lit-Toting is the act of mentally translating a social process or social creation into texts, digital or otherwise, lending it the touch of permanence which digital content miserably lacks. It was created by a pompous intellectual from Rishikesh, India on 7th May, 2019.
3. The act of writing about your memories, diaries, and heartfelt opinions after watching an emotional or intellectually stimulating movie. It has its precedents in Doctor Freud's "sublimation", and the Digital Minimalism fad of The Summer of 2019.
Although it began as a conscious moment, it presages fortuitous prognostications for its overall reach and impact in the coming years.
2. Lit-Toting is the act of mentally translating a social process or social creation into texts, digital or otherwise, lending it the touch of permanence which digital content miserably lacks. It was created by a pompous intellectual from Rishikesh, India on 7th May, 2019.
3. The act of writing about your memories, diaries, and heartfelt opinions after watching an emotional or intellectually stimulating movie. It has its precedents in Doctor Freud's "sublimation", and the Digital Minimalism fad of The Summer of 2019.
1. Random-Overbearing-Mommy-in-The-Background: What have you been doing all this while? All I see is a bright computer scene: Netflix, and Chill, much?
Intellectual-Wannabe-Son: No mommy dearest, I've been penning down notes from "Angels in America" to Kushnerize Rishikesh!
2. Random Girl (to her classmate): "Have you been watching this movie for Mrs. Goldberg's Mill on The Floss classes?
Litotes Website Fangirl: "No shit! I have been Lit-toting Titanic movie to avoid crying over Leo's death"
3. Annoying Paparazzi (collectively bad-mouthing Taylor Swift after "Me!"): "So, Taylor, is "Me!", your version of deflecting the attention from MeToo?"
Taylor Swift (covers her mouth of the bad-breath of the camera-rabblement): "No bitch, I am Lit-Toting my way to success - transforming lives by converting my feeling and emotions into songs that are cathartic"
Intellectual-Wannabe-Son: No mommy dearest, I've been penning down notes from "Angels in America" to Kushnerize Rishikesh!
2. Random Girl (to her classmate): "Have you been watching this movie for Mrs. Goldberg's Mill on The Floss classes?
Litotes Website Fangirl: "No shit! I have been Lit-toting Titanic movie to avoid crying over Leo's death"
3. Annoying Paparazzi (collectively bad-mouthing Taylor Swift after "Me!"): "So, Taylor, is "Me!", your version of deflecting the attention from MeToo?"
Taylor Swift (covers her mouth of the bad-breath of the camera-rabblement): "No bitch, I am Lit-Toting my way to success - transforming lives by converting my feeling and emotions into songs that are cathartic"
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ym._.wyd: “omg you play genshin?! Who do you think is better, childe or zhongli?” :3
Person 1: “DAMN BITCH HOW’D YOU GET IN MY HOUSE MY DOORS AND WINDOWS ARE LOCKED IM CALLING THE POLICE!”
ym._.wyd: “omg you play genshin?! Who do you think is better, childe or zhongli?” :3
Person 1: “DAMN BITCH HOW’D YOU GET IN MY HOUSE MY DOORS AND WINDOWS ARE LOCKED IM CALLING THE POLICE!”
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