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Lunix

Son, you computer is retarded. It has lunix.
by fluffypenis August 25, 2018
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m9

A version of m8 spelled incorrectly, sometimes on purpose as a joke. m8 (m-eight), short for mate is often used in in-game chat on consoles and PC to be as efficient as possible when communicating.

Mountain-Dew fueled and sleep deprived, childish gamers sometimes lose all ability to type correctly when raging and type m9 instead of m8. An unavoidable typo when blinded by rage because 8 and 9 are next to each other.
xXx_Xavior_xXx: If u keep hackin, imma report u

johnthetortoise: not hackin, pure skill scrub

xXx_Xavior_xXx: wtf u killed me again, imma report u m9, stop
by ThatRegret February 16, 2015
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fruitimental

fruitimental is the movie elemental but itโ€™s so fruity so it turned into fruitimental everyone in that movie is fruity ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“๐ŸŒ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ๐Ÿซ
fruitimental was very fruit
by crunch_ihateracheal123 July 18, 2023
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Colin

Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but thatโ€™s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so Iโ€™d smash. 6/10
Me: yo you heard about the sinkhole in El Monte?

Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colinโ€™s ass cheeks caved into the earth
by Itsjustbanter69 May 3, 2019
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Pink Velvet

Slang for what pussy looks like. Used in response to hearing something nerdy or dorky, to imply they donโ€™t know what pussy looks like.
You: sometimes I like to say Alohamura before an elevator door opens.
Friend: actually itโ€™s pronounced Alohomora and it doesnโ€™t open doors, it just unlocks them.
You: pink velvet.
by King of the Mod Wolves December 16, 2019
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nose hair burning ass bomb

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils
Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.
by BrewCrew24 April 30, 2007
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Messy Guissepie

when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache
that dick just gave me a messy guissepie!

Haha! I still see your cumstache
by poonchasers June 13, 2008
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