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Urban Dictionary

closet mouth

A person who speaks cleanly in most situations, but has the ability to put a sexual twist on anything.
Although Sue is a virgin, she is quite a closet mouth.
the sound my girlfriend makes when she's annoyed and tired
her mother: do your work!!!!

my girlfriend:*whispers* ...mwef...
mwef by cacamwnci April 9, 2024

kiss kiss bang bang 

A petty thief, Harry, (Robert Downey Jr.)posing as an actor is brought to Los Angeles for an unlikely audition and finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation along with his high school dream girl, Harmony, (Michelle Monaghan) and a detective, Gay Perry, (Val Kilmer) who's been training him for his upcoming role...
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is a movie with hilarious dialogue.

Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!

Harry: after meeting Gay Perry Still gay?
Perry: No, knee-deep in pussy. I just love the name so much I can't get rid of it.
kiss kiss bang bang by DMCbw August 15, 2006

Floor whore 

Someone who is always on a floor. They perfer to sleep on the floor than in a bed. If they can be on the floor, they most likely will be on the floor.
"God look at Isaac. He's on the floor again even though there's a chair right there. What a floor whore!"
A phrase coined by Stephanie Gibson circa 2004. To be very very jealous.

dbj. "Don't be Jel!"
I just ate the most amazing cupcakes, you're soo jel.
soo jel by DanniCupcake March 24, 2008
used for widow - a woman whose husband is dead
(rundua for male)
biwi rundi ho gayee
rundi by navycut October 5, 2003