Urban Dictionary

Very hardworking people! Most came from Italy to the U.S. with only a few dollars in their pocket to make a better life and still always work hard. We take our family and our cooking very seriously. We love to cook for loved ones and friends. Our food is probably the most healthy out there. Our trademark is pasta and maranara sauce (or gravy to some). Most people are jealous of us because we are very good people and come from such a gorgeous country. Italian women are very beautiful and are the best cooks and know how to please their men. Italian men are absolutely handsome and dress to impress. Yes we are stubborn, but that doesn't make us bad. People often stereotype us. NO, not ALL Italians are in the Mafia, but the ones who are, are best not to be messed with. They don't screw around so unless you want your balls cut off and dumped into the ocean, you best not even talk shit! Black rappers tend to name themselves Mafia names because they think that makes them look cool. It only makes them hated more. Italians are the best. Spaghetti and meatballs are NOT a traditional Italian meal. We are European! Not Hispanic or Latino!!! Please don't insult us and say we are close to Mexican..that's a disgrace. We are gorgeous, beautiful, fun loving, and obviously the most important people out there..just look at the various movies, television, magazines..etc that we are in!

Examples of what makes us cool: Pizza, Italy, Ferrari, Tiramisu, Gianni Versace, Pasta, FIFA (Nuff said), The Sopranos, Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, John Gotti, Al Capone..do I need say more?? Didn't think so..

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff

1. Someone or something destined to be in control of someone or something that has perceived itself to be of a higher stature.
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity

A condom filled with vomit

Interjection used to convey one's displeasure at another's action. It is highly advisable to don't be an arghse.

A strong man who has the biggest heart and is always making those around him smile. A jalapeño, is an amazing lovah, cuddler, kisser and dork- along with so many other highly desired attributes. A jalapeño mates with one lovah a life time.

turgid wet mix of poo that is ejected with a single flexing of the gut. Shrapnel splatter is an acceptable casualty, but the bulk of the pile should be a singular paddy centered directly under anus. Often accompanied by feeling of well being and accomplishment. Underreported as the Eureka moment it is.