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ear pressure

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway
Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P
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Cleveland Steamer

To take a dump on the chest of your sexual partner.

No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.

After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.

The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
I found out that b*t*h cheated on me so I gave her a Cleveland Steamer and left.
by An0nym0us81 January 13, 2023
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hanging hog

Duke forgot his laptop was on and Next the world saw him hanging hog with Betty.
by Angerspawn March 22, 2018
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urbandictionary

a website where 90% of the time people look up words that we already know.
John looked up the word Sex in urbandictionary, Im pretty sure john already knows everything about the word sex.
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Heisy/Elsi

Two lesbian retards that love each other to the very end. They will scissor each other, and Kiss all night.
I couldn't sleep last night cuz Heisy/Elsi were being to loud banging each other, SMH!!
by GAYASSKID69420 March 10, 2020
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Lanou

Lanou is a name given to those who were destined for greatness, it means a person has a ginormous brain, muscles an heart.
person 1: damn that girl is a lanou
person 2: woah i wanna be like here
by haxybaxy August 13, 2021
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Silas

a guy who doesnt like too long conversations, likes to complement people but also likes to make fun about them. hes a beautiful, loving guy and i feel like my heart explodes when i see his cute smile.
He can be a very big asshole but tbh who cares I love it
by kqnyhddua November 23, 2021
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