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Shmez

by Mr. Rad March 8, 2009
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nipnips

Descriptive of a person's nipples. The female variety in particular is very suckable.
Jane's nipnips were like bullets.
by Martin H April 27, 2006
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speed

how fast one's internet connection allows them to download or upload content to or from the internet often messured in Mbps and Kbps.
Right now my internet connection speed for downloading is appoximately 4Mbps or 4291Kbps. My uploading speed is approximately 280Kbps, unfortunately.
by runandwin February 3, 2005
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Maanaav

A cool, amazing friend who will always be by your side. He will be there from the begginning to the end. He’s a cool guy that everyone likes. Only real jerks don’t like Maanaav's. Take it as a compliment if you are ever called a maanaav. No one could live without them.
We called the coolest kid a maanaav
by Unβαn_dictionary November 22, 2021
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Shmemories

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.
I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.
by Rtsketch June 8, 2021
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duke-and-puke

an especially fowl bowel movement that triggers an immediate and uncontrolled spew, typically into a toilet-side trashcan.
i must have eaten some bad tuna salad 'cause i had a duke-and-puke in the middle of the night.
by rickus July 25, 2006
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bro

Most commonly Caucasian males who wear Famous, So-cal, Srh, Skin, etc., Dickies shorts, and shin-high socks. Basically losers with no sense of music or style. Most have quads or some other type of dirt bike and go to the desert almost every weekend, and girlfriends commonly referred to as "bro hoes". Usually from southern California, most commonly east county.
The things that come out of bro's mouths are mostly racial slurs, homophobic, or just fucking annoying.
by sydney carolyn April 25, 2008
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