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Samuel Adams

Taking a dump in someone's ear...
"I gave him a Samuel Adams when he was sleeping...Haha!"
by IVX May 21, 2003
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to drop porridge

To convince others that a false statement is true. Opposite of "to drop knowledge". Origin derived from phrase of a brain turning to mush.
I wanted to drop porridge on a coworker recently, so I told him the word "gullible" isn't actually in the dictionary.
by scooter333 May 30, 2018
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Konguru

A fobby male or female who just came to America and acts very shy. (K-Town)
The guy from the club was konguru which made him avoid everyone the whole night.
by Kiwilumps August 24, 2012
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Awful brag

When an individual tells people about awful things they've done as if they are bragging, but rather than impressing the intent is to shock or scare people
"Why is Dave always trying to tell people he's slept with all his female co-workers?"
"It's just an awful brag, ignore him."
by N9GB March 25, 2021
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pussy dryer

n.

Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.

Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.

Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?

Becky: Exactly.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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phone-flash

The act of referring to oneself as naked while talking on the phone. Usually to friends of your wife or people who would rather die than see you naked.
My friend Julie was a victim of another phone-flash from Walter yesterday.
by mortified spouse June 4, 2009
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Hidden Rule 101

Hidden rule 101: Only newfags refer to rule 25.
Person A "that doesn't make any sense..."
Person B "yes it does!"
Person A "...rule 25"
Person B "you dumbshit only newfags use rule 25"
Person A "whatever"
Person B "yeah its hidden rule 101"
Person A "fuck you"
by abomb_01 February 27, 2010
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