The best investment you could ever make

awesome, spectacular, great. Adjective.

an excellent specimen of something, whether human or thing, a prodigy. Noun.

to be gay or woman like

slang for vagina or a woman's reproductive system.

An absolute jerk. Most likely a farmer at one point or another.

the 503 is the northern oregon area code, 503 generally means the portland metro area. the hood in portland is called the N.E.P.