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Clamshell

Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.
Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.
by VegaStuff March 5, 2008
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zimbabbalea

The sounds made by Raiden in Mortal Kombat I during his flying attack. Can be used in
a shorted version of zim or zimmed.
The guy was driving so fuckin slowly, so I zimmed him at the lights.
by Dan Logcher June 30, 2004
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Midlife booty call

Casual acts of sex with new and/or previous partners.

Also see: swinging
The 50 year old man divorced his wife to see other people, but dates ex wife. This is what younger people would say is a "midlife booty call"
by Papoose19 June 11, 2017
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Dr. Pepper

Only the best soft drink in the world! Nothing else can compare. If I could, I would marry Dr. Pepper.
Better than Sprite, Coke, Pepsi, Tab, RC cola, etc. I had to rebel against my dad to drink this stuff, but boy, was it worth it!
Dr. Pepper will you be my lawful, wedded husband?
by sflagurl25 June 15, 2005
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Darrez

Darrez Was a Heavy guy who probably lost weight,he is usually musically gifted,Darrez can usually Have long hair or bald
Yo “Darrez is So good at Trumpet
by Earth_work July 22, 2020
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GLAFE

Glafe is an abrieviation for good, loyal, american, fellow, eagles created as a name for the followers of the blog pasta-wave on tumblr.
All those glafe really love to celebrate chemtrail thursday all because they saw pasta-wave posting about it.
by pittsburgh massachusetts April 15, 2017
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pearl

a pearl is when a man has a small metal ball surgically inserted under the skin of the penis at the tip
by wild witch of sex 666 January 16, 2010
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