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have a meeting with yourself

after a long day at work, nothing relieves tension like having a meeting with yourself.

if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.
by vanessa undressa January 8, 2009
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Richard

Person with gigantic penis,

Even bigger than connors
Damn, shawty Richard is enormous
by big boo rich August 16, 2021
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Monkey bar

Slang term for anyone using easton handle bars on a mountain bike.
here comes world cup superstar Tom 'monkey bar' knight
by Buzz the monkey January 14, 2011
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Štrudla

Štrudla is big, massive, one of the biggest animals on Earth. He likes sweet stuff and sweet female ;).Sometimes, he likes to row but his knees are destroyed because they are challenged by his big fat 73 kg. He is 6 foot 4 and likes Yugoslavia.He doesnt like spending time with other creatures known as humans.As he has many female friends, his favourite is MaLaHa and they hate each other.He is better rower than some Bosnian imigrant called BartoL.
Štrudla is knowledge, he looks similar to a hippopotamus
by FireFritula December 14, 2021
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Cumstache

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.
Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!
by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006
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jizz dispenser

A reference to the fact that the penis discharges semen or jizz - a play on pez dispenser.
Fred - Hey man, how'd it go with that chick last night?

Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.
by Donnie Darko shit on my salad December 23, 2010
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pro-family

adj. Describes a person or organization that wants to imprison and/or discriminate against anyone who doesn't share their religious beliefs.
Pro-family groups: Focus On the Family, Family Research Council, The Taliban.
by MrFranklin August 25, 2006
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