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hot fudge slide

to take a steaming hot turd on the floor of an ice rink and get ice skates on and penguin slide in it.
jimmy took a hot fudge slide in his moms feces.
by jt42524534 December 3, 2011
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clarence

a collective noun for different types of beans, specifically the calm, collected, and caring varieties. best cooked into a warm, heart-melting stew.
I've got a lovely clarence of beans at home!
by floopyant September 15, 2020
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nekkel

nekkel maaaaann
or
your better nekkel before I get vexed!
by eoeoe March 30, 2008
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camel

a holy cigarette brand which is well known for its full flavoured taste. Probably the best thing Turks and Americans have done together after the incursion of Iraq.
Ali: It used to say "Turkish & American Blend" on Camel packs.

Nick: It still does in USA.

Ali: Well, not in Turkey not anymore...

Nick: Who gives a fuck man.

Ali: That's right.
by funkistan March 3, 2008
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Source Asian

An asian who is considered the most intelligent in his/her community of practice. Most white people and some asians copy off his/her work.
Guy1: "We need to find an asian to copy our math homework from"

Guy2: "All the asians I know copy off each other..."

Guy1: "We need to find the source asian!"
by someoneontheinternet February 11, 2010
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Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.
We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.
by msled December 25, 2010
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Liberals

Liberals control people by keeping them reliant on the government with social welfare.
They lead millions astray with ridiculous environmental fallacies.
They do not like free markets or capitalism.
They push racism and hate to advance their agenda.
They Have ruined our school system.
They work to destroy all religions and families.
They promote the killing of babies.
Liberals keep an unprecedented amount of people on SNAP and unemployed due to disastrous economic policies.
Hybrid cars are worse on the environment than a Hummer and they publish incomplete climate data to advance their agenda.
Hateful of business and punish people with taxes and regulation for being successful.
Keep yelling racism to further divide everybody, prosper hate, and keep minorities reliant on govt. to keep them 'on the plantation'.
Graduate kids barely able to read or string together a sentence. Keep unions in power and, therefore, a disastrous amount of unfunded pension plans and poor education.
Bash freedom of religion and traditional families every chance they get to tear the fabric of society apart.
54 million babies have been aborted in America since 1976.
by Free the People August 27, 2013
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