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monday

The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.
oh crap, tomorrow is MONDAY!!!
by Eric Gardner December 27, 2007
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The Wart Remover

To remove a wart or mole on a girl's face by giving her a facial and aiming for the blemish, and then immediately shoving her into an industrial freezer. When it is completely frozen you take her out and chip it off.
My ex girlfriend had 3 brown eyes until I gave her the wart remover.
by Coldbeverage213 April 26, 2010
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Shimmy

When you jerking off and cum in 4 seconds. Then later when you see your friends you claim it was a day
Yo did you see Dan, he just shimmyed
by Avi. R December 14, 2016
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TeddyP

TeddyP a well known Funko Pop scalper. Uses multiple accounts to buy up Anime pops to sell to weebs.
Funko Shop sold out again it got TeddyP’d
by LordFunko January 30, 2023
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Scooi Mooi

A scooi mooi is a mythic creature, residing mostly in dark, moist areas. Scooi moois are

Extremely aggressive and not to be messed with. If you ever see a scooi, do not approach it and call a scooi mooi rehabilitation center immediately.
“Scooi mooi’s coming for you.”
by Rowan12399 June 17, 2020
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Black Cat

A person who does not fit in to any group. The strong silent type, always observing and analyzing situations before getting involved. May have a lot to say but does not say it. Often settles problems alone and is more than capable of it. For the few who get to know him/her a close and loyal friend they will find. A black cat is a nomad, forever roaming the world. A black cat may seem shy to some but make no mistake, he/she is merely bored and is thinking of greater things. Black cats are not judgemental and are easy to confide in. A beloved friend, though not always around. They may not understand your affection toward them, but will always return friendship. A black cat is extremely good at figuring people out, as a result black cats fall in love easy after accepting all your faults and your trust. They can fall for more than one person resulting in bad luck. When a black cat is your lover only death can keep you apart, but not for long. The person you want to cross paths with, The perfect lover and loyal best friend, a black cat roaming.
Woman| That man is perfect!!! And awesome in the bedroom!!!! I'm going to marry him. Where did he go?
Man: He left town...
Woman:WHERE?! WHY?!?
Man:He's just a black cat roaming now....
by Pumpkin Eater #13 Black Cat August 23, 2014
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William Dilliam

omg. I just did a william dilliam with my teacher...
oh savage
by School sucks dilliam September 4, 2020
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