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by Jacelr April 7, 2023
Get the offeo mug.acronym - rolling on floor laughing pissing in pants turning over ecstatically. (usually said in a British accent)
girl: "Do you think it was because I was born in Jersey?"
guy: "Probably because you're retarded. That's what I'd go with lol"
girl: "Roflpiptoe."
guy: "Probably because you're retarded. That's what I'd go with lol"
girl: "Roflpiptoe."
by littlechickenbaster January 16, 2013
Get the Roflpiptoe mug.To be holy is to be pure—innocent in all you say and do, having no hidden motives, wronging no one. It is to be as openhearted as a little child and transparent in spirit as the crystal sea before the throne.
To be holy is to be a keeper of all promises and a restorer of all good things.
Holiness is the foundation of all right relationships and the standard for all actions of all people at all times.
Holiness does not grant a different standard for anyone at any level of knowledge, age or capability.
All people and all nations are accountable for living in a spirit of holiness at all times and in all ways.
All nations and every individual will be judged by this one standard of holiness--there is no alternative, otherwise God would be subject to the whims of the nations as their different and conflicting doctrines of justice rise and fall.
This means that God will not judge the communists by their collective utilitarian doctrines nor will he judge the west by its individualistic doctrines of human rights.
He will hold the judges of the earth accountable to holiness in every decision they ever made throughout all human history.
Holiness brings forth righteousness in the land. Holiness separates you and the nation from all wickedness of spirit.
In contrast, the secular doctrines of human rights and of utilitarianism justify and greatly expand wickedness of spirit.
This means that holiness is the means of learning moral truth and achieving pure motives.
To be holy is to be a keeper of all promises and a restorer of all good things.
Holiness is the foundation of all right relationships and the standard for all actions of all people at all times.
Holiness does not grant a different standard for anyone at any level of knowledge, age or capability.
All people and all nations are accountable for living in a spirit of holiness at all times and in all ways.
All nations and every individual will be judged by this one standard of holiness--there is no alternative, otherwise God would be subject to the whims of the nations as their different and conflicting doctrines of justice rise and fall.
This means that God will not judge the communists by their collective utilitarian doctrines nor will he judge the west by its individualistic doctrines of human rights.
He will hold the judges of the earth accountable to holiness in every decision they ever made throughout all human history.
Holiness brings forth righteousness in the land. Holiness separates you and the nation from all wickedness of spirit.
In contrast, the secular doctrines of human rights and of utilitarianism justify and greatly expand wickedness of spirit.
This means that holiness is the means of learning moral truth and achieving pure motives.
"You are to be holy for I am holy."
"To the pure, all things are pure; but to those who are defiled and unbelieving, nothing is pure, but both their thoughts and their conscience are defiled."
Finally, brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is of good repute, if there is any excellence and if anything worthy of praise, dwell on these things."
"To the pure, all things are pure; but to those who are defiled and unbelieving, nothing is pure, but both their thoughts and their conscience are defiled."
Finally, brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is of good repute, if there is any excellence and if anything worthy of praise, dwell on these things."
by Backslidden Atheist August 7, 2012
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Is extremely nice and cares about everyone, even if she does not like them. On top of that she is incredibly sexy and attractive and will give you a fun time beneath the sheets. She is absolutely crazy and spontaneous you should never let a Shellbyann go if you get her.
by 1f7ck me1 May 21, 2017
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It's tax time. Better get my hamsters stacked.
It's tax time. Better get my hamsters stacked.
by Hamster Stacking November 5, 2018
Get the hamster stacking mug.Term used for performing oral sex on a female, also known as cunnilingus. Women and men all vary so it is not necessarily every woman's favourite form of sex and it is not necessarily unpleasant for all men. If you want to know what they think, ask them.
Not a form of payment for head or sex. Sex is not money. Personally, I would have given head without being eaten out, for example.
Not a form of payment for head or sex. Sex is not money. Personally, I would have given head without being eaten out, for example.
Guy 1: Hey you should be eating out your girlfriend regularly so she gives you head
Guy 2: Nah dude she doesn't make me do that for head, I spoke to her. She said she much prefers fingering or fucking.
Guy 1: Woah you're lucky you don't have to eat her out!
Guy 2: No, I still do it, just love that feel bro
Guy 1: ...Dude...you're fucking weird...
Guy 2: ....Anyway, gotta go I'm seeing my girlfriend now XD XD XD
Guy 2: Nah dude she doesn't make me do that for head, I spoke to her. She said she much prefers fingering or fucking.
Guy 1: Woah you're lucky you don't have to eat her out!
Guy 2: No, I still do it, just love that feel bro
Guy 1: ...Dude...you're fucking weird...
Guy 2: ....Anyway, gotta go I'm seeing my girlfriend now XD XD XD
by Fen_94 April 10, 2013
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