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sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.
Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!
by Turd Furguson9652 May 23, 2007
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Hot boy shit

A person who likes to do alot of crimes or a person who attracts a lot of attention to the COPS.
Should I be good so we could hang out Saturday or should I say Fuck it and do some hot boy shit and don't say it's up to me cause Im in the mood for trouble 😛
by Bibis01 August 18, 2016
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couche man

by couche man October 14, 2021
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Fat cookie

a person in elementary school who ate cookies and bullshiting and yell cookie all the time
by Vage2004 May 30, 2020
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Oreo Munt

Find and dig up a semi-decomposed white female, while one black male insert their penises in the vagina and another inserts his into the anus
Josh told me you Oreo Munt? You sick fuck!
by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024
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Church Announcement

An unwanted announcement that an audience feels obligated (or pressured) to stay to listen to at the end of a service or meeting, often provided with extraneous details and information or a request for the audience to take action to participate. At the end of a meeting, someone might mention, "I have a quick church announcement". This implies that the speaker recognizes the audience is ready to leave, but also takes advantage of the opportunity to promote an upcoming event, a request for volunteers, a request for funds, or anything else that they need from that audience that they recognize the audience may not want to hear, but may be guilted into obliging. The irony is, they are rarely "quick".
by CtownBishop July 6, 2022
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muslim

Muslim people follow the religion of Islam
by Pundit.G September 7, 2016
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