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muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.
Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.
by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016
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Doidge

Doidge- 1. The act of penetrating an elderly, diseased man in his fresh, tight sphincter and withdrawing on ejaculation and spaffing on a dart board. The act of mating with a Grandma and ejaculating into said Grandma.
'Dude, I had a great doidge last night'
'Hey man, did you just doidge on my camel?'
by Mr Doidge February 4, 2013
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Bowsing

The act of spreading hate to gain attention for yourself.
Danny has been bowsing on Phish all week.
by phishLovee July 29, 2017
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Carmelita

A beautiful girl with caramel completion and lots of curly hair usually long, looks allot like Moana and is often outspoken sarcastic and bold and mysterious.
wow you're such a Carmelita! All the boys love Carmelita.
by caramelpop January 27, 2018
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folding cake

by Cougar Mamma September 4, 2016
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Spicy Wheel Barrel

A sexual act where a male tells his partner he is going to thrust his penis into his partners anus. While his partner is lying face down on the floor he grabs both legs of his partner, straps on a condom, and pours tabasco sauce all over it, then proceeds to stick it into his partners ass. He then holds his partners legs while his partner wheel barrel walks all over the house in agony.
I gave your sister a spicy wheel barrel and she squealed.
by Krunk Palace April 23, 2008
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zophier

a free spirit. simply amazing.Zophier’s have huge hearts and are friends with everyone, as if there beauty isn't enough.Zophier can steal your heart with one look and you will be hooked for life. they have personalities like you have never seen, she is a hardworker and very responsible, takes nothing for granted and cherishes those close to her. she is funny, kind, caring, ambitious, strong, gorgeous, and loves all. if you have a Zophier in your life, keep her close and never let her go
by Zophier November 23, 2021
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