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soureesh

Most dumb and body people are named this.

I am not soureesh bro.

by Avdubwmdbekajenaiw November 25, 2021

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hoe jitters

when ur doing some hoe shit and u get anxious and/or second guess yourself

Aw damn i got the hoe jitters, should i send him nudes or no?

by cherry_bomb69 February 26, 2017

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wanktention

The most important kind of attention - the one you give to a picture/video/thought of somebody while wanking.

Damn, did you see that booty? This gurl just got my complete wanktention.

by Rukm September 8, 2016

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When you are so intoxicated, while on a night out , that when describing the condition you are in you type “29mbled” instead of “wombled”. This occurs because you are so out of it you cannot decipher between the ‘number’ keyboard and the ‘letters’ keyboard, therefore typing ‘2’ and ‘9’ rather than ‘W’ and O’

“I spent an extra 20 quid on sambuca shots leaving me absolutely 29mbled”

by Mattoc May 22, 2018

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Simp

Thomas Egan

he simps for lily

by whatsup broooooo October 8, 2020

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popcorn moment

One of those precious moments in life that can only be fully enjoyed with a bag of popcorn. Most of the times these occur when two people are arguing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

1. Guy #1: Fuck you man, I broke up with her just last week and you're already in love with her?!
Guy #2: Hell yeah, if its love, its love. You and your fuckin chode need to man up and get over it!
Guy #1: SHIT! She told you I've got a chode?!?!
Guy #2: Nope, your mom did!
Guy #1's mom: Sorry hun..
Guy #1: SHIT!
Bystander: (thinking to self) Damn, what a popcorn moment...

2. On facebook, someone's relationship status changes to single. If the separated lovers start arguing on that status, whatever the fuck they say = a popcorn moment.

"Random Hot Girl is now single."
Random Hot Girl's ex: What the fuck is this shittttt?
Random Hot Girl: I'm done with you, fuck off of my wall!
Random Hot Girl's ex: Whoa babeee, I <3 you!
Random Hot Girl: Sucks ass, cuz I don't love you back bitch!
Random Hot Girl's ex: I knew this was gonna happen, thats why I got alllll of our sexy times on tape! Suck it!!!
Random guy: *POPCORN MOMENT*! OH SHIT, LEMME GET THEM VIDS!

by qillaaa December 7, 2010

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