sakura

Naruto has a crush on Sakura.
by PrettyGrumpyBear September 14, 2016
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canada

this is in response to some reasons to be proud to be canadian. (jordan, first post under search "canadian") each number is a smartass answer to each numbered reason he put.

1. canadian smarties are just cheap m&m's
2. ive had crispy crunch, it sucks
3. canadian football is gay
4. baseball is not canadian (doubleday dumass)
5. lacrosse is native american
6. i'll give u hockey
7. basketball is american (naysmith dumass)
8. apple pie isnt canadian, syrup is
9. idk wat mr. dress-up is, but it sounds like a pervert created it
10. ive been to tim hortons, it sucks
11. the canadians didnt fight in 1812, the british that were living there did
12. canada didnt surrender to germany b/c they didnt fight, america did and still didnt surrender
13. who cares if the english didnt ever surrender there, what does taht have to do with bitch lumberjacks?
14. if u think a bar fight is a war, that only makes people thinks canadians are bitches
15. ya, same comment as the last one
16. plaid is gay, no one in seattle thinks its cool
17. they never owned 10% of anything, do ur dam research
18. thats why we americans have guns, unlike ur poor ass's
19. that one makes no sense
20. we dont consider rednecks american, besides at least we dont chop trees for a living
21. u have no idea what ur talking about, the only thing of those u invented was velcro, and they only use velcro on kids shoes anyway
22. if u have ever gotten ur tongue stuck on a pole, then ur a fag
23. a canadian didnt invent superman, and even if he did, why do u think he made him an american business man?

basically, whatim trying to say is you're either a bad liar, or a dumass canadian, which is it?
and oh yeah, ur elections only take one day b/c they fix them all

how aboot them apples, eh?

canada sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by greenburg February 15, 2008
mugGet the canadamug.

Vegasposting

a term for spamming nor constantly posting images of Gorillaz characters, mainly on FANDOM. named after my least favourite user on the site.
Vegas: MURDOC NICCALS AJAJAJAJJAAJJAJ HHHHHH

User: please, stop vegasposting. please.
by hongkongaton August 29, 2023
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The Act Of Making A Choclate Cookie Dildo Out of Sperm and Brest Milk and using it in a sexual act
Yeah Fuck Bitches Make Cookies then has surpise buttsex with that Cookie
by Get2 November 03, 2012
mugGet the Fuck Bitches Make Cookiesmug.

Stank Dick

Terminology used to describe a male's strong unpleasant Oder from the genitals
Damn son you got that Stank Dick !! Clean your shit up
by BMoney ya tu sabe March 19, 2017
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lanascherrry

an iconic lana stan who is so cool and has lots of vinyls they’re also a really good editor and everyone wants to be their friend 🤪🤪🤪🥰🥰
lanascherrry is cooler than you
by lanasbible August 19, 2021
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Bye Marten

When someone says that they're leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes "marten", a random dude that nobody is sad to see go. They're real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is. Instead, they now are "marten".
"girl you wanna go back to my room?"

"bye marten"

"who is marten?"

"exactly. buh bye."
by Chuckofnutsyo January 11, 2014
mugGet the Bye Martenmug.