Urban Dictionary

A cool and lovable guy, loved by all and hated by none, but he can be mean to certain people who deserve it

A severe mental disorder that is virtually incurable. It's extremely contagious. If a close friend or family member has WOWD, get them help as soon as you can. It's transmitted through online interaction and/or real life social contact. Word of mouth is thought to be another means of contraction, but this has not been proven as of yet. There are many symptoms of WOWD:
-Loss of friends, money, job, etc.
-Low care for hygiene, pimples, bad teeth.
-Development of the ability to live on only milk and human excrement
-Deterioration of the brain
-and/or vomiting, headaches, and death.

There is one upside to WOWD, however: Most WOW users do not do drugs, but instead fap. The reason for this is unknown, but it is thought to occur because of the player's inability to leave the chair because of the skin's fusing to the leather.

Anyheimer is a compilation of anyhow, anyway, anywho used to avoid a topic of conversation. If listening to an excruciatingly boring conversation it can be said as you turn away to remove yourself from the conversation.

A partial outdoor canopy under which one drinks beer in the summertime. Should a person pass out under one, that person will receive a weird stripey sunburn.

A really cool girl who loves keyboards.

Another slang term for "Fucking"

To grab your phallus with one hand, while using your other hand to shake your other arm with the overall intention of causing extreme pleasure seemingly caused by another person. Is similar to the Dutch Rudder.