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get me good

When i give it to you just get me good
by Just get me good August 16, 2019
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bottom aids

rancid aids of the arse, consists of dribbling jiblets and shit covered grapes
by scum of the community November 23, 2017
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If you are typing your keyboard forward and back, you are procrastinating homework. Imma just stop you right there and before you fail another class, go do hell *sorry meant homework
'Hey! What are you doing this Friday? Are you going to the party?'
'No, Imma just type mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and find this exact text on Urban Dictionary.'
'K.'
by measigns March 16, 2020
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Tallahassee Tickle

When an individual passes out at a frat party and everyone there that is endowed with a male appendage take turns dragging their cock n balls across the persons lips.
That party last night was killer. I passed out and went black. Funny though my lips are a little chapped today. Yea braaaaaahhhh we gave you the Tallahassee tickle. Did you lick your lips?
by Dick Onchin November 5, 2020
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bajeeba

slang name for a womans vagina
by Jimbobbyness August 16, 2006
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collateral damage

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.
"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"
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jacki garrett

Man, that chick is like jacki garrett
by Drdct March 26, 2023
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