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slang for masturbating.
after a long day at work, nothing relieves tension like having a meeting with yourself.
if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.
if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.
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Get the Monkey bar mug.Štrudla is big, massive, one of the biggest animals on Earth. He likes sweet stuff and sweet female ;).Sometimes, he likes to row but his knees are destroyed because they are challenged by his big fat 73 kg. He is 6 foot 4 and likes Yugoslavia.He doesnt like spending time with other creatures known as humans.As he has many female friends, his favourite is MaLaHa and they hate each other.He is better rower than some Bosnian imigrant called BartoL.
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Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!
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Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.
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