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Monkey's Blowjob

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?
Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.
by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023
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Ernest Cyr

Face could scare the shit out of a toilet. Shapes his double chin for fun and When he says he’s rolling a giant fatty it’s not a joint it’s a girl.
You hear Ernest Cyr has grinder?
by caleeeeeb frwaps November 14, 2020
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emo pics

On Xanga and Myspace, or other popular teen websites, you'll find what what has been deemed "the emo picture." Most, if they weren't too common, might actually find the picture to be splended. Others, however, find them to be annoying. They're usually the kids with 8,799 friends. To be an "emo" picture it has to consist of a few of the following

1. Hair in the eyes
2. Not really looking at the camera
3. Large sunglasses (optional)
4. Black & White (Sepia works well, also)
5. Some kind of pose, like positioning the camera over the head to make the torso appear longer and thinner
6. Large eyes rimmed with eyeliner.
7. Hoodies or band t-shirts
8. Sad looking expression
9. Holding up a sign such as "Die Scenester Die"
10. Some kind of drawing on their hands revealing a note to the world. Example: "I (heart) you"
11. In some weird location such as the bathroom sitting on the toilet
12. With another "emo" kid
13. Looking at the ground
14. Vans checkerboards or ratty Converses

((I'm speaking from experience. I am the so called "emo girl."))
The boy with large sad looking puppy eyes, black bangs in his face, and eyes rimmed in eyeliner is emo. Don't you notice the pose and how he's looking off to the side? If you look hard enough you can see the beginnings of an UnderOATH t-shirt. That is a classic example of "emo pics." Look around on Myspace.. and definately Xanga.
by disco_bloodbath October 4, 2006
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Clash

Chasing cash through clout. Clash.
Just ignore him man, all he does is clash.
by 831Dre November 24, 2025
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Wowza

A suprisingly amazing,oh my gosh, out of the ordinary expression.
Wowza!That rainbow seemed to appear out of nowhere,it wasn't even raining!
by Cloe T. September 4, 2008
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Polly

Man: Hey, what happened when you went to Madrid?
Kai: I touched Polly
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Cumbucket

me.
Person 1: who's that over there
Person 2: Thats Jacob's cumbucket
Person 3: owwwwww... Kris
by Cumbucket420blaze-it November 14, 2019
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