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DOB

Dangerously Obsessive Bumming.
My arsehole is still red raw from that DOB sessions with nessa.
by Adam Roberts the DOBBER August 18, 2008
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Cash to Task

To carry an amount of money necessary to accomplish a task as per a previous quote. Used as a defense and safety mechanism against upselling or against people misrepresenting the cost of a particular good or service.

Often used with escorts or sex workers to prevent on the spot bartering for services.

In the example below, the Mark inquires about rates, he gets an answer and signals to the Provider his disinterest in bartering when they meet. He says he will only bring enough cash to cover the quoted price, so if the Provider has additional services available, he should know about them in advance. The Provider can then quote an upgrade program (as seen somewhat ambiguously below) or point the mark to another resource. Ideally, a detailed online resource is best for avoiding incriminating dialog, hence the terse nature of the discussion. The Mark is dissatisfied with the answer knowing that some providers may scale rapidly from $50 to as much as $2000 for a particular interest.

Nota bene: Cash to Task is a safety precaution for both parties. Carrying excess cash can increase tension and draw unwanted attention from parties not intended to be involved in the transaction.

Note bene 2: Cash to Task does NOT excuse you from an appropriate tip. It just means don't try and be a hot-shot by carrying a stupidly excessive and dangerous amount of money where it's not needed. Take care of your Provider (employee, server, waiter, waitress, etc.) and they should take care of you.
Mark: I'd like to meet tomorrow evening. What's your incall availability and rate like?

Provider: 250 an hour, 175 for half.

Mark: I carry cash to task. Let me know if there are upgrades available.

Provider: upgrades start at 50 and go from there...

Mark: Thanks for your time.
by lainIwak. April 21, 2019
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bainz

Being lost for eternity after a good beating.
I kicked the crap out of Khuram. He is totally bainz now.
by Wax77 April 23, 2019
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Meatiterranean

This word describes a Mediterranean person who relies on meat as the mean component of every meal defying the popular norm of the vegetable-rich Mediterranean diet.
The Maeatiterranean is a person who is always hungry, prefers to use no utensils when eating larger pieces of meat, and could occasionally show off their round healthy belly!
This term is also used as a comeback when a white supremacist claims they are vegetarian to save the world's resources!
-Hey, I am inviting X to our party but just a heads up, he is vegetarian!

-oh yeah?sure he is a great dude...but does he know we are Meatiterranean? The last thing i want is someone to make a scene!
by bhaddad March 6, 2023
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Word

Meaning, "I like that.", or "I can agree with that." WARNING: ONLY USE IF YOUR ARE A MORON
Guy 1: "I want to chain you up in my basement and throw bags of sand at you."

Moron: "Word!"
by Eat It February 11, 2015
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Cahner

Cahner is the name of rare beauty. Its very rarely that you find a girl named this. And almost 90% of the time she is beautiful in her own way. Guys cant help but stop and stare because her beauty is so confusing to them.
"cahner"
by mandy mits March 20, 2009
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shamrock creampie

When a person has an std, specifically gonorrhea or chlamydia, and ejaculates in someone. The person creampied may grossed out by the resulting green jizz.
Girl 1"OMG, Jason didn't pull out and it was all green and gross"
Girl 2 "damn, getting a shamrock creampie is the worst"
by Crimsondeath798 February 14, 2017
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