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Verb (to zoze) or adjective. Fooled, snowed; To fool someone, to distract someone from the truth.
"I thought she was interested in me."
"No, man, you got zozed."

The president zozed us into thinking we were getting his support.
zozed by dearlycorrupted December 28, 2006
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Suffix used at the end of many "gamer/nerdy" terms to emphasize the meaning of the word. Mainly used during competitive-online video games such as Halo 3 and World of Warcraft.
*After ownzing up someone to the maxzore*

"Deng fellas!!! I pwnzored the hell out of that maxzore nub!!!! LoLz!!!"
zored by jedd to the maxzore February 4, 2008
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zozed zoned Zoed zoned out zooed Zomedy Zazed zoedey zohed Zomed

Puppy zoned 

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy
Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."
Puppy zoned by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

sister zoned 

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.
I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.

Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.
That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!
Nicky Zoned by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017
Getting played, or embarrassed.
OR
Robbed by scammers
"you be in the store, card declined declined, you not litt.. you got zoed"
OR
Someone who was swindled by money flippers "20 into 200" or by scammers who sell gift cards loaded with money from stolen credit cards AKA "pieces"
zoed by napturally__me June 11, 2016

little-girl zoned 

When a girl gets rejected by an older guy because she is too young.
Girl: Uh, I just got little-girl zoned by that hot year 10 guy!
little-girl zoned by iEatSpam December 7, 2017
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